If every wife texted their husband that she would drop to her knees as soon as he came home from work most husbands would be home early.  Hopefully the kids are at the neighbors house.

She wasn't sexting me when she said it either, which made it that much better.

but, that's what they get paid for.

Actually, a nice photo is much more appreciated.  I have a gal who sextes a photo to me every so often, and that keeps her on my mind

Yesterday's potato salad.  With my regulars, I do NAKED FACETIME 2 or 3 times a month.   OTC of course. Saves all that tedious sexting except to agree in the time for the naked FaceTime.

Providers could get more business if they texted me ...

"Why aren't you cumming down my throat right now?" There isn't an answer other than, "what time can you be here?"

Thank you for posting this on a Monday!

Have a great week, everyone!