I initially wanted to bring up the subject of vaginal aroma (as opposed to stink) as a topic. In a post below, however, Ciara said that many topics had been discussed so frequently that I got a little gun shy. So, first, I did as she suggested and searched the board using the word "smell." An interesting journey, btw.
In my search, I was struck by a comment by tigoldbitties who was curious whether a hobbyist who was said to be considering marrying a provider had yet done so. She wondered ". . .if he is cool with his wife coming home with the smell of another man's dick on her breath." Now, I frequently visit a Chicago provider who provides bbbjcim. The thing is, she relishes this act and her plentiful reviews are replite with accolades from patrons who describe their experience from entry to exit. It follows this pattern: The door is opened and she is hiding behind the door. She asks them to get comfortable and put their clothes in the bathroom, asks them to touch her bountiful breasts, then she plants a deep French kiss on them. Then they proceed to recite the alphabet, inevitably with her seeking to provide for their release with her mouth, catching every drop and milking them for more. Irrespective of this, each review goes into great detail about how great her DFK's are and how big a part of their session was devoted to it. Bear in mind that the previous client has deposited 2-3 loads of protein in her mouth. Perhaps he is the fifth client of the day. FWIW, not once in my experiences has there been a hint of dick breath. It is obviously overlooked by them (and by me).
Seque needed but missing...
Back to my original topic: One thing I look for is a woman who allows herself to smell like a real woman (not stink). Arista, now in LA, always smelled natural and I loved seeing her. However, one thing I can't overlook is the smell and taste of latex. Yuck!
Topic question: Is there anything distasteful you are willing to overlook in the pursuit of your happiness?
A friend told me one gal he kissed tasted like dick LOL
I always use flavored condoms and have thought if anything I taste like a fruit salad.
Men and women should wash their face/body and gargle before their next date.
The one thing that will not be repeated with a client for me? Stinky down there. Alot of people don't realize they need to also clean their butt before a date. I know this sounds gross, sorry about that. Ackward too when you have to suggest a shower at that point.
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"Is there anything distasteful you are willing to overlook in the pursuit of your happiness?"
Yes, I'm willing to overlook bitter cum taste and swallow like is a nectar of the Gods IF the guy turns me on.
Smelly butts are a such turn off!!!! Sometimes guys take the shower and go #2 sometime after and don't wash their assholes before the appt.
Yesterday I had this guy coming over from work, which I understand. He asked for a shower and I said take your time.
Anyway, after he left I went to take a shower and the bathtub was covered with something black that looked like crude oil. LOL WTF was that????
Till today I cannot figure out WHERE that stuff came from him...which hole LOLOLOLOL
Took me 1/2 box of clorox wipes to remove the staininig substance out of my white bathtub.
One of the mysteries of the hobby universe.
Jeez that's friggin BIZARRE! What did it smell like? Nothing fitting that description ever came out of me... and I don't shit in the bathtup for crying out loud!
Had to laugh at the "Stinky down there" comment. Really not funny, huh? I can only imagine how disgusting some clients could be...I am always super scrubbed and squeaky clean.
I like figuring out the ingredients they used...even when shrouded by Scope.
Like.... EEEEWWWW.... GROSS!!! LOL
I think we've all been confronted once or twice by someone who's hygeine is .... well... shall we say less than desirable.
The only thing I've come up with that's worse than being 'stinky down there', is someone who hasn't brushed their teeth... in say, at the very least several days. You can still see the food from their last 3 meal caught in their teeth, and the breath... well, that's just unmentionable. Then I'm expected to French kiss that mouth... yeah, like my tongue is going in there. Then he wants to DATY.... oh, yeah... like that's going to happen.
I am willing to overlook the strong spices of a shared dinner...I just have something that is spiced as equally strong so that we cancel each other out. Then I brush the heck out of my teeth before bed!
Is there anything distasteful you are willing to overlook in the pursuit of your happiness? No. Cause I pay, if I did not pay, then yes.
Gawd, you ARE a freak, arent you!
Freak? And all this time my parents told me I was "special"...
Damn. That explains everything!