Please speak up.

roflmao, thanks for taking one for the team Lex!!!!

She does this whole "gagging" routine to get out of it.

I was thinking of this the other day...

How have women changed in the last few years? Are we lucky because we can find chicks that like to suck our dicks? Is it a cultural thing or just you need to find someone that loves it?

I find that when I go down on her I get way more than if I just expect a blow job.

you married my wife?

You should explain that you get off on that gagging sound, and ask her to keep at it.

Man I got all of you beat, mine not only hates giving BJ she hates sex period!  Was a sexpot when we got married, I guess I wore her out!

Thank heaven for providers

She seems to have lost interest since the ring went on her finger.

Would that be entrapment? LOL.

No BJ at all. I got a copy of Tim Russert's book "Me and Big Russ".  And they wonder why we hobby?

aside from the fact that I think the implication was for THEM to speak up, I think since some of us are finding out that you are quite the stud muffin instead of the sad sack that you portray yourself as, I am beginning to wonder if your wife isn't also hot stuff.  

Maybe her gagging sound is actually an entreaty...

I get clients who on the first date don't smell so nice so I give them a good time in other ways.

after their first time, I know that they do like me in some way and I feel comfortable with them to let them know they need to freshen up

With all the review sites out there, I don't know if it is good manners to speak up the first time esp if I think they are just with me to sample me before going to all the other girls in town.

It has been such a long time since you attempted, in your feeble but good-hearted fashion, to put me in my place. I welcome your return.

You surmised correctly. Mrs. Luethor is, in fact, a very handsome women -- she just doesn't care for sex...at least not with me, hence my self-imposed exile to this...realm of the senses.

And the rumors you may or may not have heard about me are all false, a cruel prank aimed at thwarting my plans for a visit to Greece, a trip inspired, if I may give credit where credit is due, by a remarkable travelogue posted by Emma some months back.

No recent shower. No blow job. Thank God that has NOT happened very often.

Lex, apparently our wives must know each other.

lol

My favorite men's magazine (can't remember which one or when) cartoon went something like this:

Scene: Bride and groom at the alter.

Thought bubble over groom's head: "This is great! I'me getting married! Now I can get a blow job every night!"

Thought bubble over bride's head: "This is great! I'm getting married! Now I don't have to give anymore blow jobs!"

I'm 47.  I've never had a girl (who I was going to have sex with) paid, or un paid, refuse to suck my Dick.  I've never given them the option of pulling off when I cum either. So that's never been an issue.  That being said however, I know they are out there.  I certainly would never be with a women paid, or unpaid, that would not suck my Dick.  This issue is as important to me as any issue regarding relationship / sex could be.  Any of you married guys who who have to go outside the marriage for this are 100% entitled.  Shame on your wives for not being wives.  As I always have said Manogamy is earned.

Well, my wife claims to have an allergy to BJs. Something about precum, sperm, pH of skin, etc. Says she mouth hurts for days afterward. Anyone ever heard this one. Funny, this allergy only surfaced after we got married LOL.

No women responded so it must be assumed they ALL like giving blowjobs!

(sigh) eom

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That reminds me of the movie Saving Silverman.  His girlfriend wouldn't give him head because of her sensitive gums.

obviously, if its one that really excites me then I love it, but if not, then its mostly just for him

All it did was give mine a headache. She even tried testosterone patches. To no avail. Hobby on!

If our wive's put out and were good at it AND if they would enjoy SEX we would probably not be called hobbyist but just fooling around.

Face it marriage is not all people claim it is.  

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