Forgive me if this topic has already been covered, but last night I had an experience that had never arisen before. I was seeing a new provider, and because I would be seeing my girlfriend afterwards, I decided to limit our time to conversation once I smelled her perfume. I was afraid my girlfriend would notice it. And she did. I concocted a lame story about meeting an old French friend who had hugged and kissed me on both cheeks but there was skepticism in my girlfriend`s facial expression.

It has been my experience that providers do not wear perfume so that their clients are not compromised by tell-tale aromas. I would like to know if anyone has had similar experiences. Maybe TER reviews should have this as a new descriptive - Wears Perfume; Yes/No.

Here is a thought, don't fuck with her feelings if you're not interested.  Man up and call it off.  

The best part about being single is I never have to worry myself about this kind of thing occurring.  

It's a very liberating feeling when you can honestly live a "no fucks given" life

meeting with a provider. I usually carry my own shower soap so the smell is the same.

If no shower is possible, I stop at the gym on my way home to shower.

You could simply ask providers at booking to not wear perfume or scented lotion, shower afterword, or bring your own cologne to cover up her perfume.

I will confess, it is why I am a happy Gambler, although not happy enough to incorporate it into my handle. lol

I am with you on the whole "no fucks given" attitude towards life. I remember "getting caught" after a session one day. I was supposed to meet some friends at a bar one afternoon for drinks and decided to stop for a session right before meeting them, which I did. I show up about fifteen minutes late to the bar with my hair still all mussed up and my one buddy shouted out to me, and everybody else of course "You've got bed head, You stopped and got laid didn't you???!!!"

I couldn't do anything else but burst out laughing as I was still in a GREAT mood from the session, and of course I fessed up and plead "guilty as charge" Everyone got a good laugh, and I didn't give even a single fuck that EVERYONE knew that I had just come from fucking a hooker.

As for the OP, yes it's a shame that not all hookers are discrete enough NOT to wear overpowering scents that will attach themselves to their clients. I do call bullshit that you "just talked" if that's the best lie you can tell us, people who don't care, it's no wonder your GF knows what's up and if she is smart she'll dump you sooner rather than later.

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I personally believe if you're so worried about it...take a shower. I am not walking around without anything because you're worried about getting caught lol. Take a 🚿 or stop seeing your girl right after.  

*** Agreed with everyone. Make a request but don't expect there to be some no perfume hooker rule. We don't mind taking requests when done with some notice.

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Let me just say that no matter how many times life has been a bitch, I'll always get up one more than I'm knocked down, smile and ask "Is that the best you've got?"

I did the other routines in life already. Now I'm beholden to none. My worst critic is the person I see in the mirror. So I'm good. I get to come and go as I please, see who I want, buy things that I want without any worry, etc. Yep, the "no fucks given" life is extremely liberating.

I have had to go swimming many times after see providers.  To get perfume and smoke scents you need to swim 10 laps.

I take a shower before leaving a provider.  Although I'm single, I used t get snide remarks from my secretary like, "Your cologne's a little girly today" which let me know that I was carrying around the scent of the lady I saw.  When I book with an indie, I always ask if a shower is available before/after the session.  

However, I DO NOT wash my moustache.  I like to carry the scent of her pussy around all day, and in most, but NOT all cases, its not strong enough for other people to notice. That puts me one-up on Lopaw.  I doubt she has a moustache.  

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afterwards, maybe half the time. I often like to carry the "scent of a woman" around with me for the rest of the day and I really don't care who smells it.

Interesting similarities. On Sunday night, I was about to leave a provider when she asked if I was going to take a shower. My answer was that I really enjoy the 40 minute drive home when I can still smell that slightly sweet scent of her pussy on me. Just carries on the euphoric after effect of a great 3 hours of debauchery.  
Showered after I got home.

.. but never EVER schedule a playdate knowing that you will be seeing your SO immediately afterwards, especially if you don't even have time to take a shower after the session. That's just common sense.

...the shower won't get rid of the fragrance. All it takes is a hug hello and/or a hug good bye.

I personally don't wear scents for this reason, but I'm going to have to agree with the chorus here. It's a good idea to take a shower if you're worried. And I think it's on you - not the girl - to request no strong scents. Just like if you had an allergy or something. Think about it, whether you're buying shampoo, or a burrito, or a lady's time, it's not reasonable to expect the person providing the service to guess all your restrictions and special circumstances.

That said, I really hope everything worked out with your girlfriend!

This one is completely on you. Now I know you don't want to hear that but it's true. If you knew that you'd be seeing your girl immediately afterwards, there are some things that could have been done in the pre-planning and post-date.  

Pre-Planning: Asked the provider not to wear perfume or scented oils. Body wash, shampoo, and conditioner will still make her smell great. Plan a date that isn't on the same day as seeing your girl.  

Post-Date: Take a shower.  

Take the "L", plan better, and keep it moving.

Best of luck my friend!

LJ, xox

There isn't much sense here, let alone common.

She won't ever catch me smelling like another woman's scent. I shower and manscape before each meeting with a lady.  
Unlike some fools who like to blame someone else when they get caught being dishonest.

Hahaha

BTW, most of the ladies I see always have a non-scented body wash to shower with after the session. They do think of these things but don't take the things that I am responsible for away from me.  

Absolutely right. And some people have a very sensitive sense of smell, esp to something new or not in their background.  

And some of us still have enough hair on our head that we don't want to do a full shampoo + conditioner after a session and walk around with a wet head for an hour or more. That's even more difficult to explain. "Oh, I got caught in a sudden rain storm. No, it wasn't on the news." "Someone dropped a bucket of water out their window as I was walking by. The bucket missed me by less than a foot!" "There was a fire in the copier room at the office and I got splashed on the head by the fire hose."  

PLEASE! No strong perfumes!!

We don't all have that luxury or we do have to cut things close. A shower can work on everything but hair (if you can't wash and dry in less than 5 or 10 minutes). But scents on clothing are a HUGE problem. And clothes hanging on a chair can pick up lots of perfume and aromas during an hour in a room. Even in NYC, there are no "while u wait" dry cleaners open at 10 PM.  

Not too off topic, I hope ... do the strippers still wear glitter along with a ton of perfume? It's sometimes possible to explain perfume (crowded elevator; spillage accident) but glitter transfer is a real problem if you can't find every single sparkly bit before someone else does. "I was helping with an arts and crafts project for a 2nd grade school project."??

When I see Melissa on the way home I stop and fuel the car. .I hate to do it but it cures two problems at one time.

I don't think a shower would have helped, as I wouldn't have been able to use scented products to mask the perfume's aroma. My girlfriend is allergic to scented anything. I've had to give up using regular Dove soap, Edge Shaving Gel, etc. and buy unscented equivalents.

I managed to get out of it by saying I had been in a department store and some gal sprayed me with the stuff.  Luckily she bought it.

But watch out for cat hairs.   I once got busted by them.

Women should get work as detectives more often.

But I generally don't if a client specifically asks me not to.  

You should've taken a shower. But even if you had done so, I will acknowledge that scents can rub into fabrics as well (e.g. If a lady sprays perfume on her neck or wrist, then hugs you when you both greet, the perfume may rub into your clothes.). It's usually not strong but some women are very sensitive to smell.  
That is why I always take care not to apply fragrance immediately before seeing a client  

I am sorry this happened to you.

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Yes, it was very potent. Even after I washed my face, changed my clothes and brushed my teeth, the hall outside my apartment and my building's elevator carried her aroma. I was re-infected by the perfume all over again.

you're n the second grade.  Better think up something else.

It's not just perfume. If your gf has a good nose then she can pick up the scent from daty, natural body oil, perspiration, etc. Shampoo and shower may not completely wash out the scent.

and buy unscented equivalents. But your don't care enough that you'd be willing to risk her health and emotional well-being while you're sneaking around.

Yea, I've zero sympathy for folks, man or woman, who play this game. Why fuck up someone else's life?  If your not happy either fix the situation or leave it.

The saying goes like this "If you want into my life, I'll hold the door open. You want out, I'll hold the door open.  Just don't stand in the middle of the fucking doorway and be undecided."

...i have not been glitter bombed by a stripper in years. I think that the new strippers have no interest in using it, and the old school gals have abandoned it due to very vocal complaints from their customers.

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Because Frenchies wear a lot of perfume, amiright?  

Unless she knows you studied French and spent a semester in Paris, or maybe worked for a French company once, why bother with such an excuse? You did say it was lame, to your credit.  

Here's a tip: just say you were stuck on the elevator with an old lady who reeked of perfume.

I think you should revisit your towelling technique, or bring a blowdryer. Avoiding having to explain a wet head must be the easiest part of the hobby.

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Happy Camper, WTF? Nobody here is going to take your hypocritical moral judgments seriously. If you're uncomfortable with this hobby, you are welcome to go back to fapping with your Bible.

That I know, including myself, keep scented AND unscented men's products for guests at their incall. I would suggest that next time either ask if your companion provides that OR bring some yourself.  

No judgements from me on what you're doing. As long as you're being safe, thinking things through, and willing to deal with the consequences, keep doing you!

LJ, xox

...not even on my girlie parts

I'm not lost. I play in this world all the time. But I'm not screwing up someone else's life.

You have your code, I have mine. Don't like what I'm sayin, ignore it.  

Anything else?

Same as what Melissa said. Scents can be a very important part of branding for a provider. If you can find a scent that's really good, and is something that is often going to illicit aids from a client in their daily lives (walking past a flower shop, bakery, etc). It's something we can use to draw you in, and keep you coming back (when taken as part of an overall experience). Because I actively use this (TBH, I also love the smell of my fragrances, and I payed a ton of cash for all of them... I'm going to wear them), I offer showers to clients to limit the likelihood of detection. I also keep baby wipes and makeup wipes handy for you guys in addition to a shower to touch up anything that soap hand water may have a rough time removing (red lipstick on a dick.... bad way to get busted IMHO).

... it is not a provider's responsibility to take specific precautions to protect her clients' relationships, except when requested. If they are in an exclusive relationship, they're the ones who should know better and take steps to prevent such situations. It is YOUR responsibility to protect YOUR relationship, not anyone else's - provider or otherwise.

I wear perfume - nothing overwhelming, I'd have a headache! - because I feel smelling nice is part of the experience I offer, as being freshly showered, having perfect manicure and pedicure, wearing alluring lingerie, and so on. I won't make that experience any less enticing because a client can't care enough about his relationship to have in mind that he might need a shower before leaving to see his SO - an option I always offer.  

I have been asked by a couple of clients not to wear any scents - not even deodorant - to appointments due to the issue you described. I very gladly obliged, much fun was had, and no relationships were threatened.

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the hysterics I would go into if a provider dropped her drawers to reveal that.  LMAO.  Good find!

Because the French are known to hug and kiss on both cheeks, the transfer of scent would have been easier to explain. We weren't sitting close on the couch.

I even tell guys that they might notice that I am ashy (it's a black thing) because I refuse to use lotion as we all know that lotions marketed for women are heavily scented and make to smell strong. No heavy make up, no lip gloss or lip stick whatsoever, no perfume, no body sprays. We both gotta keep it on the down low. Shhhhh!

Not sure if anybody mentioned this as I didn't read all of the replies but go to a place (like Macy's for example) that sells women's perfumes and get some of those free perfume samples they provide. Have them with you every time you return from an appt. in case your SO asks why you smell like perfume.

Now you have a legitimate reason as to why you 'smell like perfume' - you were shopping for perfume (for your SO) and got some over-spray from the lady nearby who went crazy with the tester. (And no, you have no idea what perfume that was!) Then of course, pull out the samples and ask which ones she likes.  

This, of course, is probably a 'one-time-use' scenario... per SO. (lol)

On one occasion the traveling provider booked a smoking allowed room.  That transfers to clothes during the hour.  At least that is a bit easier to "explain", even though it's unusual.

I sure don't mind smelling like another female's perfume. I sure did look like one hell of a mess one time with makeup all over my face and had to tie my hair back because it kept getting caught in her clips (several times lol). No matter how well I cleaned up I know dang well it was pretty obvious when we went to dinner what the heck I had been upto. You really can't cover that grin up very well.

I am single, so it doesn't matter much to me. If I was attached, I would not even be thinking about being naughty beyond work.

I love my perfumes and I don't mind smelling like you guys afterwards either. I actually enjoy smelling like that. I don't over do it and most certainly will take requests not to wear them. I also have showers available and non scented soaps or manly soaps.

I always try to let you guys know to take showers after so as not to run into trouble at home.  

For the guys who think we can't smell that pussy juice on your face, oh we sure the hell can!!!  

The single people don't need to worry about it, but if you have a SO you should take more caution.

How about, "My ATF is a public school teacher and I was helping her with an arts and crafts project for her 2nd grade school project." ?

Wait a sec ... too much self-incriminating info.

"A student at the local community college needed help with her arts and crafts project for her 2nd semester Underwater Basket Glittering class."

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At all.

I prefer perfume, its your job to tell her ahead of time that you dont want her wearing any.  

Your girl friend should punch you.

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She is an art lover and soon after this photo was taken she had portraits of Jackson Pollock and Piet Mondrian tattooed on her left thigh and right thigh. She used to like to quiz her visitors on their art and artist appreciation to see if they could identify the famous but not easily recognized favorites of hers.  Then, one day, one customer said, "I don't know the one on the left and I don't know the one on the right but the one in the middle is Salvador Dali."  

ba-dum-TSSHH!

... because fragrance chemicals are designed to persist. A provider can not see a client in the afternoon wearing her favorite perfume and then expect to see another client in the evening and be devoid of scent.  

It can take three washings of a hobbyist's perfume-contaminated clothing before it's fully rid of the scent. His perfume contaminated woolens, if hung in the closet, will still be revealing the provider's perfume weeks later! What might a S.O. think?  

Yes, ladies should indeed advertise themselves as fragrance free if they are willing to be so on a 24/7/365 basis.

I got perfume on my skin, and the only thing that would wash it off is laundry detergent. Soap doesn't do shit except partially mask the smell.

Maybe providers should start putting Tide fragrance-free detergent in the bathroom.

Say you were window shopping for her birthday/anniversary/ect. and you were sampling different scents.  Or you could just take a shower.

Smell is the strongest sense tied to memory.  I like a somewhat gender neutral scent (frankincense and myrrh) so I don't think my clients would be likely to get in trouble but most wear a very womanly scent.  From what I hear sweet scents like vanilla are the most popular though?  

You have to swim 8 to 10 laps. It is handy to have access to a 24x7 gym where the pool does not close until midnight. I have had to use it a few times when I hobby on holidays (Christmas and Thanksgiving).

1. Have a spare work shirt and underwear in a plastic gallon bag that is sealed. You those clothes after you change from swimming.
2. Baby wipes sometimes will help you wipe the perfume smell off your jacket.
3. Open you car windows to air out the perfume and smoke smell out of your car.  
4. Sometimes it is good so put a swim suite over your underwear. Be advised that the chlorine will change the color of your underwear lol.  
5. Be careful where you put your clothes when you take them off in incall. Sometimes providers will spray the room between appointments and odor gets into carpet.
6. If you can't get to swimming pool before coming back to work, don't be surprised if you manager gives you a big smile and asks you how the workout was. Just tell him you had good cardo.

You're assuming a provider that receives such a request isn't aware of the lasting power of fragrances. Which is the same to say you're assuming she doesn't understand the basics of her work. If on one hand it's the client's duty to request whatever he deems necessary to protect his relationship, on the other it's the provider duty to either work out how to comply with the request, or refuse the booking.

Pet store looking at pussy. .. 😉

No biggie for me...

No perfume/cologne is important both ways, a good clean time is important.