or
Quit Complaining! (sign in my BDSM club...)
or
Broken Clock Zone
or
Children At Play (I seem to mentally regress after cumming and just want to play doctor and explore)
or
Amateur Gynecologist Club
or maybe go the Burma-Shave sign route:
There was a young man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave,
She smelled just like shit,
And was missing a tit,
But think of the money he'll save!
There was a young man from Kent,
Whos' dick was so long that it bent.
So to save himself trouble,
He put it in double,
And instead of coming, he went.
An amorous sailor of Brighton
Said to his girl, "You're a tight one!"
She said, "'pon my soul,
You're in the wrong hole,
And there's plenty of room in the right one!"
There once was a fellow from Tripoli
Who liked to make love rather nippily.
Complained one young lass
While rubbing her ass:
"Less teethily, please, and more lippily!"
A sperm faced his moment of truth,
But alas and alack and forsooth!
He'd expected to fall
On a womb's spongy wall
But was dashed to his death on a tooth.
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