regardless of how good or poor her service. lol

That should get you the accreditation you (and others) seem to crave.

I searched all over and can't seem to locate how to get my accreditation on this.

I see that many escorts require this.

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What exactly defines upscale? And if I take a guess on what it means, I suspect its not likely that the guys who aren't upscale are going to admit to it, or that they'll say "well I'm not upscale so I guess I'll look elsewhere"

Snails

Lot's of times I see things like:

roses=dollars
gfe=more dollars
mature=old
classy=old and more dollars

Maybe the upscale gentleman is just a code for "don't question my rates".  Yeah, I'm sure that's what it really must mean.  I do see that a number of well respected posters here suggest that rates are always negotiable however.

Seems like a conundrum.

The proctor is ready to see you now...

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I always wear a cutaway coat to all my assignations with ladies of the evening.
I always have my batman exfoliate and buff my entire body with particular attention to my "bits and pieces."
When arranging an appointment with a "soiled dove" I give her all my personal information including credit card and checking account numbers.
I make sure to present her the full donation plus a 25% tip in a subtly perfumed envelope.
Even though I arrived squeaky clean I immediately take a shower so she knows I am dewy and fresh.
I then indulge in light social banter after decanting the fine Bordeaux I brought in a velvet-lined leather case.
After gently disrobing her, whilst kissing each piece of flesh I expose, I graze between her snowy thighs until she shudders with orgasm.
Then I fall asleep, confident in a job well done.
When she gently rouses me from slumber I quickly dress and leave, thanking her profusely for her indulgences.
No wonder my return is always welcomed.  Because I am the very definition of an "upscale gentleman."
As you can plainly see

They all do. It must be a marketing ruse, because I haven't been turned down yet.  It must have something to do with VIP providers, too, as every one I've booked with has been VIP. And college-educated. Can't forget college. Phd's even. (I  think that means "pussy holds dollars").

I didn't realize that passing that test, or exam as the Senator  is suggesting would be so difficult.

Pardon me for asking, but I didn't see anywhere in your example that you actually get serviced.

Is that correct?

Or are you just there for the connection factor?

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as "the gentleman"!

my day job is waiting tables at an upscale restaurant.  Sometimes I take my ladies there for a fine dinner, after they wake me up.  But I always pay them for their time, as well as for their upscale meal.
It's how I roll, so to speak

Don't make me come over there...

that's an Upstate Gentleman.

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You don't know either.

Maybe you're just jealous you can't be one.  But are you an upscale lady?

...but jealous is not one of them. What is there to be jealous of? That statement didn't make sense to me.

Am I an upscale lady? I guess you'd have to ask the providers that have seen me that question.

I am just seeking how to be upscale.

There is no place that defines this, so asking your escorts seems unreliable.

you asked your pal last night about his reviews.  We have yet to hear from him on the matter.  Perhaps you should renew your request.


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Most often, the loudest  guy in the room is compensating for his lack of game.  
   
  Genuine Upscale Gentlemen have no need to to brag about their cars.    
   
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY3ZG49SA08

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The server should have already done so for you.

Just what kind of "upscale" places are you dining in anyhow?

The definition I believe describes Ph.D. needs the precursors . Every one know what  a Bachelor of Science --BS stands for, a MS = More of Same and that PhD means Piled Higher and Deeper. Having that degree I can vouch for the definition. lol But more to the theme of what is a gentleman I think it's simple, a man who treats a provider like a person and not just somethings he attaches to his penis.

When I was in my early 20s and clueless about everything, I was introduced to a circle of 10/10 girls, also in their 20s, by my pretty female friend-with-"just a tiny bit of benefits."  I was "the reliable guy friend" (read: back burner loser) and soundboard to help her rebound.  In exchange, I scored good sex for maybe once or twice a month.  One thing that kept popping up in their conversations was this term - "upscale guy"  

Upscale guy: it doesn't matter how much $ a guy makes, what matters is how much $ the guy is willing to spend (on the girls).  The girls' goal was not get the richest guy (who can often be frugal), but get the most lavish spender.  

My time spent with them made me realize many things.  I stopped revolving my life around girls and became 100% focused on my career and my continued learning.  Nobody can love ourselves as much as we do, that is my lesson.

Now I am a hobbyist..

When having a dinner with a lady, after you order and the server leaves, if you do NOT spread your napkin on your lap you are a slob.

If you DO spread your napkin on your lap, you are an upscale gentleman.

If you spread a SERVIETTE on your lap you are a pretentious snob.

Just put your napkin on your lap and you'll be fine.

You've said you like to swallow cum, Robbin, so here's one for you.  I'll teach how to post them but I'll expect a nice "thank you." You can guess what it might be

Easiest way is to use something like Google Image Search, and search for "animated humor gif" or something like that. I'm sure there's also sites that have loads of animated gifs that area categorized.  

When you find a gif you like, copy the URL and paste it in the "picture URL" box at the bottom of the Reply text boxes.

To make your own animated gif's, you need to know how to use the animation functions in Photoshop.

When you hear the William Tell Overture, if you think of Rossini’s last opera you are an upscale gentleman. If you think of the Lone Ranger you are not.

Does that qualify me?

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Are you suggesting that I attend an opera?

Would you come with me?

I'm a smart man, generous and extremely good looking.

I also don't make loud farting noises....and have excelled at making it look like it came from several seats away.

We could even talk about torts...tarts...farts...something like that.

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It was used earlier!

A true upscale gentleman would have read the OP and replies.

Guess you're not...sorry  

An upscale gentleman is normally a gentleman that doesn't offend a girl talks considerately to her brings a small gift and dresses appropriately that would mean a suit or casual dress close. Mostly very thoughtful and mannerly on time and leaves when he sees its appropriate to do so without a problem and only saying positive things.

Hombre to hombre. if you NEED to ask then for sure as hell it ain't you....lol

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upscale hombre to upscale hombre?

Then I'll be satisfied and confident going forward  LOL

Is that in lieu of the fat envelope? You said nothing about money. That's fkin awesome.

You available this week

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What does it mean if I don't know what the William Tell Overture is,  or who Rossini is and there is no song or tune that makes me think of The Lone Ranger (although I know a pretty good joke about Tonto and the Lone Ranger)?

I suspect this puts me well below down scale, a cuss who has very little cultural sophistication, one who has the artistic ability of a door knob. I'm all "left brain" or "right brain" whichever is based upon math and logic. Although I'm a Scientist, I totally bypassed Biology, no desire to cut open a frog and examine its innards.  

But now I know three things, I'm not upscale, my envelope is always correct and you Rrasha, you have an incredible ass. I'm a nerd, plain and simple.

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As it just makes me think "gee, I'd really like an apple right now."

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lol. sorry.  
in my opinion, an upscale gentleman is a fella who can behave like a gentleman. you know - not pick your nose, ass, or balls in public. they know how to act around a woman who has (hopefully) gone out of their way to impress (albeit for consideration at times) someone who has the potential of picking their nose/ass/balls anywhere they feel like it tee hee hee.

 also... an upscale fella would prefer not to take their date to a seedy motel, a parking lot, ask for a car date, etc, etc, etc... or pick their nose ass or balls in a public place with the lady standing there. lol
unless of course, that was a fetish or fantasy they would like to play out, in which case, either do your research & communicate with the lady upfront that you are upscale but desire to play out a fantasy of being a monkey man" ...  or you could do the scary backpage thing .... lol

also, offering to get the room & booking a red roof type place is not all that great of a idea. at least on a first date....

 
these are just my silly thoughts...
cheers!

n

and say what a classy lady is to me...

It actually has nothing to do with "social class."
Nothing to do with how expensive her clothes are and what she wears.
Nothing to do with her knowlege of places and things in the world, degrees she has, or how many languages she speaks.
And it has nothing to do with the quality of her incall and the wine she has waiting for me.

For me, a classy lady is one who doesn't look down on anyone, treats all the same, regardless of class or education - realizing you can learn as much about what is really important in life from the poorest schlub as you can from the jet-setting CEO.
She's straight-forward and honest - but when correcting others for their errors, does so - when circumstances allow - with charm and gentleness, and not derision.
She truly realizes that she doesn't know everything, and fully embraces life's journey and the new experiences and knowlege that each day can bring - often from unexpected places.
And while not a door mat, she also tends to be a natural giver, concerned with the well-being of others.
And lastly, she is confident, but not arrogant, takes pride in her appearance, and looks you in the eyes with a smile upon meeting you.

So to me, I approach being a gentleman in much the same way.  If that - and bringing the right donation of course - is enough for a lady, then great.  If she has some other idea of what being a true or "upscale" gentleman means, then that's fine, but perhaps we won't be the best fit.

guess that's why we "charge"  "too much" .... hahahahaha.  
just playing. kinda, LOL

not terribly silly, usually older but pretty fucking hot anyway and generally willing and able to give you what you want without the blank stare.

just kidding - no offense to the immature hahahaha
no for real. just joking around. a little

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"casual dress close" LMAO Does an upscale gentleman prefer a Lady that understands proper grammar?

Awww!!! Senator, I think I'm in love ; )