Just dawned on me that the last time I recall chokin my chicken was last year.

I see providers sufficiently to keep my man hood happy. Hobbying more frequently than that would just be too distracting for my work & evening schedules. There's been days/weeks going without getting any. However, the caliber of ladies I see knocks my socks off so that I don't need it for a good while...

But wish there was a provider who looks like Scarlett Johansson

Use to 5 - 10 years ago. Not any more.

Well, almost! LOL

Posted By: iBeatOff2_DrunkenScarlett

Just dawned on me that the last time I recall chokin my chicken was last year.

I see providers sufficiently to keep my man hood happy. Hobbying more frequently than that would just be too distracting for my work & evening schedules. There's been days/weeks going without getting any. However, the caliber of ladies I see knocks my socks off so that I don't need it for a good while...

But wish there was a provider who looks like Scarlett Johansson

Fluffer - like object!

TMI dude. But yes, honestly I have not beat off for about a year.

Ladies do that for me. Actually, technically I did beat off during one session cuz I got so tired going through all the motions and my back started to hurt. It was just one of those days I couldn't get to it fast no matter what. She tried for almost 20 minutes with her mouth hand and shit but ended up doing it myself. So, this incident doesn't really count cuz a girl was involved.

Still trying to find a provider who looks exactly like Scarlett Johannson. MMMmmmmmmmm Oh oh oh oh~~  

now that's an interesting answer... lol

all those rattling noise from your side  while we're on the phone?

getting more ice, good excuse lol

Here's one that really does it for me.

(Click link.)

Come on guys......I just don' believe this statement at ALL!!!   I love to Maturbate!  It's fucking amazing...we know how to touch our manhood the best and we all know this.  I even love feeling and rubbing my cock when I'm with a women.  I think it turns them on, just as we like to watch a women playing and rubbing her pussy or clit.  If you are a guy and you tell me you don't masturbate you are NOT being honest or you have NO idea how to please yourself and I feel sorry for you.   I have sex all the time and sometimes I just want to be left alone and rub one out my way.....sometimes my way is the BEST way and it feeling fucking GOOD.   Guys....AGREE or DISAGREE?

...I enjoy the free webcams.  You can find some really hot GND types and sometimes even in two and threes.  Have to be careful to keep the screen and keyboard clean though.   LOL.

That went way the fuck over your head!

lol

extra sausage toppings?

since I got a date with a girl 2 days, I need to save up my energy and precious liquids. ha ha ha

Depends on the MOOD.....Sometimes, I like to watch myself in the mirror...slowly rubbing and teasing my cock.    Sometimes I watch porn....I lke thin, lean blondes.....YUM

hmm, actually wasn't THAT funny tho.

still funny. lol

Maybe when I was twenty and could come five times a day, but could only get laid once a week.

I get no real joy out of having sex without a partner, nor do I get any real pleasure from watching porn by myself.

If it works for you fine, but not for me. BTW I don't know how old you are, but I am betting you are in your thirties or younger. Since the age of forty, I doubt that I have jerked off much more than once a year, well not without having a beautiful set of tits to finish all over on at least.

That's hot.

Mr Fisher, I dub you an honorary lesbian

I actually dated a couple of lesbians way back when.

They initiated sex with me on both occasions much to my stupification as well as delight.

One even took me to her regular hangout to show me off and brag about my skills.

She said I was a woman trapped inside a man's body.  Whatever it was, I am thankful for it.

As you can imagine however, neither relationship lasted very long, but God were they fun and intense.

Hey, she's fucking hot! One of these days I may have an orgasm just thinking about her.