I like to do my homework like a good boy and plan sessions with local providers in town where I am travelling to - much more fun.

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Why, it's a good cover story, of course.

But I haven't found a job that requires business travel, yet.

Don't try...for that business travel, that is. I've seen it rob every SO, and client for that matter, of their life, and soul. Seems as if it only turns to a wonderful reason not to have real connections...except with work that is!!
When I have to travel for my real businesses, I always bring silly putty in my briefcase. The guys in the crown room of Delta love it-I read "financial times" newspaper, and do my silly putty. (only because my hula hoops won't fit, and then there's security checks!!)

lol,
erb

and somehow be able to report it on the company expense report without raising suspicion.  I'd like to know how this is done, so I can br prepared if the opportunity ever presents itself to me in the future.

Businessmen are more productive when their sexual needs are being met.  My company will only pay for a one-hour session.  But I can only expense up to $$$$ per hour.  It has to be with a provider who takes credit cards so I have a record of it.  I can only have one session for each four business days.  Overall, not a bad arrangement.

I'd love to see that itemized expense report.  

Let me guess, you are self employed? I know we have all kinds of crooked CEO's and Execs in corporate America, but a company that knowingly subsidizes employee illegal activity is pretty hard to believe.

I was joking around.

I formerly had an ATF that I had a great relationship with, she loved to travel and I always went first class and treated her very well.  We parted company and I discovered TER, now I do my research and enjoy the local talent when I travel. It was nice though having the lady there for a nice massage after stressful meetings and to go out on the town and party.
I would not mind having that type relationship again, it was very laid back and not cool.

Have done away with expense accounts
They use their bonus accounts

Most traveling businessmen own their own companies
Or are in sales in some form or another, therefore getting bonus checks.