OK I am new to this and I can honestly say before I started I wouldn't have thought that but now I feel like this is the most accurate thing i have ever read.
Involve having sex and counting cash? I know that ladies spend a lot of time dealing with the "business" side of their business, arranging appointments and tours, posting ads, etc., but your core competency has still got to be giving pleasure.
Why, after all, take interest in the development and evolution of mankind's greatest invention? When you could spend your time much more productively, by talking about picking up on women at the gym, soliciting Asian sex parlors, and being old and curmudgeonly?
The way you say, "Asian sex parlors," makes you sound like one of the ignorant black helicopter crowd that thinks all Asian providers are sex slaves. Am I right?
The way I said "Asian sex parlors" was much the same as saying I'd rather have 6 reviews with names like "Nikki Madison" than 70 reviews with names like "Cuban Betty" and "Ra Hee."
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