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You live in Arizona when..
1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because
 you found shade.
2. You can open and drive your car without
 touching the car door or the steering wheel.
3. You've experienced condensation on your butt
 from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
4. You would give anything to be able to splash
 cold water on your face.
5. You can attend any function wearing shorts and  a tank top.
6. "Dress Code" is meaningless at high schools and  universities. Picture lingerie ads.
7. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and  never leave town.
8. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.
9. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot,  and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!
10. You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what  hits you in the face when you open your oven door.

You Live in California when...
1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't
 afford to buy a house.
2 The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone.
3. The fastest part of your commute is going down  your driveway.
4. You know how to eat an artichoke.
5. You drive your rented Mercedes to your
 neighborhood block party.
6. When someone asks you how far something is, you  tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is

You live in New York City when...
1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know  you mean Manhattan.
2... You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.
3. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
4. You think Central Park is "nature,"
5. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
6. You've worn out a car horn.
7. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.

You Live in Maine when...
1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper,
 ketchup, and Tabasco.
2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
3. You have more than one recipe for moose.
4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less
 than eight buttons.
5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter,
 almost winter, and construction.

You Live in the Deep South when...
1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same
 store.
2."ya'll" is singular and "all ya'll" is plural.
3. After five years you still hear, "You ain't
 from 'round here, are Ya?"
4. "He needed killin' " is a valid defense.
5. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy
 Bob, Mary Sue, Betty Jean, MARY BETH, etc.

You live in Colorado when...
1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your
  $500 car.
2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his  way home and he stops at the day care center.
3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
4.The top of your head is bald, but you still have  a pony tail.
 
You live in the Midwest when...
1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor  knows your name.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting  to pass a tractor.
3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on  the same day.
4. You end sentences with a preposition:
"Where's  my coat at?"
5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic
 place, you say, "It was different!"

 You live in Florida when....
1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind-
 even houses and cars.
3. Everyone can recommend an excellent
 dermatologist.
4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the
 state.
5. Cars in front of you are often driven by
 headless people

followme2730 reads

You just FUCKING know it ! ! ! !

Thank you

followme2929 reads

Foist if ya starin in buphphalo ya toin left den wen ya git two
buggao ya toin rite den go sout til ya git ta JOISEY n
bea leave me ya gunna no it wen ya git hear due two that kauze sum people tink we tawk wit  a akcent.

Tank yuz

ps purddy lil redheads don't knot knead a passport

You may be from Buffalo if ..

You ever bragged about your driving time to Toronto.

You ever crossed the border just to:
buy beer at Brewers Retail, because you think it has more alcohol than what's sold in the US
buy cheese
buy fireworks
eat at a Chinese restaurant
attend the "Canadian Ballet"
buy gasoline (in the early 1980s)
buy clogs (in the late 1970s)

You still call most businesses and institutions by names that they were known twenty or more years ago, for instance:
Bon-Ton "AM&A's"
Ralph Wilson Stadium "Rich Stadium"
Dunn Tire Park "North Americare Park" or "Pilot Field"
Kauffman's "Hengerer's"
Quality Markets "Bells," or worse, "Loblaws"
Buffalo State College "State Teacher's"
Daemen College "Rosary Hill"
Medaille College "St. Joe's Teacher's College"

Half of your friends moved to Charlotte, North Carolina and the rest went to Raleigh.

You have a favorite Greek "family" restaurant.

You use the word "the" before the numbers of expressways, like "the 290," "the 90," "the 400" and so on.

Half the change in your pocket is Canadian.

You save Canadian change to use at toll booths and parking meters.

You can tell what part of town someone is from their accent. Especially dat der Chickatavaga town der, an' de freggin' Wesside.

You ever feasted on these treats:
real chicken wings (not "Buffalo wings")
real beef on weck -- and you call it "beef on wick"
real pizza, with no crust, cut lengthwise into strips
real horseradish
charcoal broiled hot dogs
Niagara Street clams
pierogies, golabkis, kapustas and kielbasa
placek
Weber's mustard
Texas hots
St Joseph's Day bread
twice baked double cheese potatoes

... and washed it down with:
Genesee Cream Ale, in a 16 ounce bottle ('da pounder)
loganberry juice
Vernor's
Old Vienna
Visniak or Black Rock pop

You slam on the brakes and slow to a crawl whenever you see the "Village of Kenmore" sign.

You compare ice scrapers with your buddies

You watch Canadian television, just so you can see United States network shows a day or two earlier than they would appear in the States.

You make only $35,000 a year, but can still afford a nice single family house in the suburbs.

You break out the shades and shorts when the temperature goes higher than 50 for the first time of the year.

Your house has a "Florida room" and an above ground swimming pool.

You think driving is better in the winter, because the potholes are filled in with snow.

You think Amherst residents are snobs -- but say you're from there to impress members of the opposite sex.
(ciara is really from there ) LOL

Your grocery shopping list includes rock salt.

You go "hshhhhhh" whenever a story about a fire or the Buffalo Bills appears on the news.

Its ok to take a day off of work the Monday after a Bills victory


You know the punchline to the joke "How do you spell Canada ?”

You ever lived in a one bedroom apartment that had a huge dining room, but a tiny bedroom that could barely hold a twin bed.

You ever made up lyrics to go along with the Eyewitness News theme song.

You have gotten into fights over topics like:

The best time to leave for NYC so you don’t get caught on the turnpike
Anchor Bar vs Duff's (chicken wings)
Bocce Club vs Leonardi's (pizza)
Tops vs Wegmans (supermarkets)
the fastest way to drive to Washington, DC
Fastest way to get to Toronto


You spend hours planning drives to avoid toll booths.

Your snowblower has more horsepower than your car -- and you use it about as often.


One of your friends claims to have gone to McKinley High School with a Goo Goo Doll, or Performing Arts with Ani DiFranco.

You think "Lesbos" is yet another new Greek family restaurant on Elmwood Avenue.

You have more than one shovel in your garage.

You move to Charlotte, and say the following to your new friends:
"back home, ya'cud get a case of Labatts fer twelve bucks!"
"back home, ya'cud get a house like this fer only 80K!"
"back home, ya'cud get a large cheese and pepperoni pizza fer seven bucks!"
"back home, da' bars close at four in da' morning!"
"you call dis snow?"
"you call dis cold?"

You have never been to New York City.

You take real chicken wings, hot dogs and pizza back down to Charlotte after a visit home to Buffalo.

You add an apostrophe-s to the names of most businesses - Blockbuster's, Rite Aid's, Olive Garden's (not that you would eat there), Wal-Mart's, Target's, and so on.

You don't let a blinding snowstorm stop you from driving 70 MPH down the Kensington during rush hour.

You hate Genesee Cream Ale, but somehow begin to crave it after you move to Charlotte.

You never put away the winter clothes.

You ever used a hairdryer to get into your car.

You ever fell asleep waiting for the light to change at the intersection of Niagara Falls Boulevard and Sheridan Drive.

Your car ever appeared to be salt white.

The most prized item in your wardrobe is an early 1980's era "97 Rock" T-shirt -- black, with the original logo.

You ever painted your car or house in red, white and blue.

You know, because you heard it from your mother-in-law and she heard it from her best friend who heard it from her son who heard it from his barber who heard it from a friend:
the real reason Jim Kelly's son was born with a tragic birth defect
the real reason Ted Nolan won't be coaching the Sabres again
the real reason the Bills traded Daryle Lamonica
the real reason Premiere Gourmet went belly-up in Williamsville.

You know what Vernor's is.

You live within walking distance of a bowling alley.

You never take the snow tires off your car.
You experience culture shock in Rochester.

You still have old AM&As, Hengerer's, Hens & Kelly, LL Berger, Kleinhans, The Sample and Jenss gift boxes saved up for wrapping Christmas presents.

You keep the snowplow on the front of the truck year round.

You have a "winter car."

You think you're getting an incredible bargain if you're paying "only" $3000 a year in property tax on a $100,000 house.

You know more people who own boats than people who own air conditioners.

You have the phone numbers to more than five pizzerias on speed dial.

You can easily spell and pronounce last names like Wojciechowski, Ricigliano, and Callaghan.

You apologize for Niagara Falls, New York when you take out-of-town visitors to Niagara Falls, Ontario.  (so True !!! )

Your parents ever threatened to send you to "Father Baker's."

You think the wrong newspaper folded in the 1980s.

You think you're paying outrageously high taxes to subsidize the New York City subway system.

You think you're paying outrageously high electricity bills to subsidize cheap electricity in New York City.

You think you're still paying tolls on the Thruway to subsidize repairs to expressways in New York City.

You think you're paying 9/% sales tax to subsidize welfare mothers in New York City.

You watched the Friday night movie on Channel 25 when you were a teenager -- thinking that it was porn because it was in French, and you saw the occasional nipple.

You still have your "We're Talking Proud!" button.

You think the best thing that can happen on the job is "disability.”

You think mullets and feathered hair are still in.

You've got an "SPCA brown dog" -- a German Shepherd mix, Doberman Pinscher mix or Rottweiler mix.

You complain more when the temperature rises above 90 than when it falls below zero

Theres no place like home is very true.. But something about Buffalo keeps everyone coming back home..

No one really knows why. It's a mystery to us too! LOL!

Portdog2554 reads

You've been saving that one up for a while!  I would get out while you can!

I found it on some buffalo site . His name was " tony " Bet he has a mullet too LOL

dobie_doinat3336 reads

You forgot:

-- You know why native son, Michael Bennett, wrote "Committing suicide in Buffalo is redundant" in A Chorus Line.

I could identify with more than I care to admit to.  Sorry to miss you on the trip over Memorial Day weekend.

I've been gone for 20 years, and I guess I'm odd...I've never once considered moving back.  Not even when it's 115 degrees here in LV.

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