Thinking of spending 4-5 days on a hobby vacation. I have heard wonderful, magical things about Costa Rica, buthave a real thing for Colombians. I want my own Sofia Vergara.  

I have been to both countries, Costa Rica hundreds of times and Colombia dozens of times, and you have this completely backwards.

Costa Rica is "Latin America lite" where you don't need to speak a word of Spanish to have a great time, whereas Colombia is much more difficult to navigate unless you can speak at least a little bit of Spanish and have traveled internationally before.

I will grant you that Colombia has better infrastructure, and at least in cities like Bogota, Medellin and Cali are more "first world" than Costa Rica, but any gringo who doesn't speak a word of Spanish can have a great time at the Del Rey or Co Cal in Costa Rica, whereas trying to find the Zona Rosa or Zona Chico in Bogota or, the Pablado or Parque Lleras in Medellin without speaking at least some Spanish is going to be a rather daunting tast for the average gringo.

Long story short, if you are not a seasoned traveler, try Panama or Costa Rica first before graduating to Colombia

The talent at the Sportsmens  is mediocre at best.

It's not a bad place for gringos with no experience in Latin America to hang out, but the talent is hardly memorable, and I've been there literally hundreds of times.

It seems like no one even speaks Spanish there, there are so many of you fucking Gringos.

In the major Cities of Colombia you can get by without speaking Spanish, but it is MUCH MUCH harder than anywhere in Costa Rica, or even Panama or Nicaragua.

I suppose you have never been to either? do you speak Spanish?  

They have some of the hottest woman in the world at Sportsmens Lodge, Costa Rica.

It's nice to have a little Spanish here in Jaco but definitely not necessary.  Actually, I've been trying to learn more Spanish while here and it's hard because almost everyone speaks some English.

I've only seen decent-looking girls at Sportsmens once, ironically the last time I was there with you in January.  The talent pool is much, much deeper at the Del Rey and even it pales in comparison to the Cocal in Jaco.

rate hotel room and stop being so damn cheap. I mean geez, maybe the talent pool will be sufficient in your eyes then.

Did you renounce your citizenship or something?  Since when does being a Semi-Sino-Sicilian mean you're not a Gringo?

quite a lil stalker.  And, sorry, but my room is a beachfront suite overlooking the Pacific.  The girls love it. And we don't pay in U.S. dollars here Minine.  We pay in Colones.  No one says no to mine.
Geesh!  Could you try and get one thing right in your wild speculations, Minnie.
But it's so funny to watch you desperately swing and miss.  We can feel the breeze down here.

Once again you are WRONG! And he has some very HOT ticas that love to hang out with him as well. I've seen a few pics of them as well.

And since you are against OTC time why even bring up the P4P thing?

You really are ignorant on top of being BSC. Now you are talking baby talk, at YOUR age? Bawhahaha!

'    ' xxxxxxoooooo

No. A woman can change her mind, can't she?

Thanks for clarifying that.  And thanks for "liking" your post again, Tiddles, er, Tardlor.

So I used the word SOME clown not all.

Darling

For the love of Christ Nick, pull your damn shorts down lol. Purple is not your color btw. You're deff not a winner...oops I mean winter lol.  

Ok Fuck this it hard! There is a difference between their and there people! They don't mean the same fucking thing!
 

And yet here you are again. Stalking his comments. It's sad.

How desperate.

Ok Fuck this it hard! ????  This is how you start your comment?  

I will repeat what I said before "The talent at the Sportmens is mediocre at best"

There is rarely a woman working out of the Sportmens who even rates a six on the GaGa scale, except for perhaps one of the bartenders who might rate a seven when dolled up properly.

So fatgirl, when was the last time you were at the Sportmens to be such an expert on the place? For the record, I wander in there every month or so, and have done so for years. Obviously no one knows me down there as GaGambler, but simply ask any bartender if they know who Chino Ricardo is, and my point will be proven, the same goes for the Del Rey and the Co Cal.

Or maybe he read some of the posts made on the subject by BSCValerie? You remember her, she was the one who tried to tell the board that is was perfectly safe to walk through El Parque Morazon  at night. She should be thankful that I was here to set the record straight and that no one got themselves mugged, or killed by following her terrible advice.

fatgirl either has never been there or has horrible taste in women. Your standards and taste are admittedly different than mine, how many hotties have you ever seen at the Sportmens?

A woman who claims to be in her mid-40s (but given how women lie about their age, is probably pushing 60) stalking various posters and descending into baby talk.  Desperate indeed.

He's never been there and he has bad taste in women!

Also I take my annual trips to different places.

And I have my doubts.

So you keep making a ass out of yourself.

Easy to do when it comes to BSC.

In his quest for Chica Bananas.
As for the quality at Sportsmens compared to the Del, you'll recall it was only in January I found a gal there hot enough to take back to the Del.  And she was only a 6 or at best a 7 in my book, thus a 5 in yours.  
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Just a piece of unsolicited advice... You really should pay attention to using punctuation and grammar if you want to be taken seriously... otherwise you just come off as an uneducated idiot.

Fuck! At least I found a video for you ... it is down THERE

Clownboy has made it clear many times that, not only does he not know any better, he doesn't care.  In other words, he prefers to wallow in, and display, his complete ignorance of his native language.  But thanks for trying.  Conan appreciates it.

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Except you relocated? Lol.

Posted By: _Taylor_

No. A woman can change her mind, can't she?  
   
 You do know I barely scan your posts anymore lol. I already know what they're gonna say without even looking lol.  
   
 Btw, Hi GaG  
   
 Tay Tay xx  
   

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quite a lil stalker.  And, sorry, but my room is a beachfront suite overlooking the Pacific.  The girls love it. And we don't pay in U.S. dollars here Minine.  We pay in Colones.  No one says no to mine.  
  Geesh!  Could you try and get one thing right in your wild speculations, Minnie.  
  But it's so funny to watch you desperately swing and miss.  We can feel the breeze down here.

We all know what happens when people assumes and make up things.