I don't mind chatty girls. I like it when there's a little back and forth. And I like it when girls show some natural curiosity. But there are certain questions that are just... awkward.
Guys: Do you get any of these? Do they bug you too? 1) Are you married? Why are you asking? You want to be my girlfriend? If I wanted a girlfriend I'd be buying some other girl dinner. And if I am indeed married, the whole point of hiring you is to forget that for a little while. 2) Where do you want to cum? I want to come in your eye. OK? 3) Tell me what you want. I want you to fix me a drink, suck my dick, swallow my cum, and then give me my money back. How's that? 4) Do you do this often? You're the eighth girl today, baby. That's why I can't get hard. What do you think? 5) Where's the rest of your penis? That was sort of funny the first couple times..I'll just begin to tell the guy where to cum instead of asking for now on.
Followed by the 'do you have kids' question. Maybe it's because after being with me they can't believe I've actually had practice with a real live woman lol!
Guys: Do you get any of these? Do they bug you too?
1) Are you married?
Why are you asking? You want to be my girlfriend? If I wanted a girlfriend I'd be buying some other girl dinner. And if I am indeed married, the whole point of hiring you is to forget that for a little while.
2) Where do you want to cum?
I want to come in your eye. OK?
3) Tell me what you want.
I want you to fix me a drink, suck my dick, swallow my cum, and then give me my money back. How's that?
4) Do you do this often?
You're the eighth girl today, baby. That's why I can't get hard. What do you think?
5) Where's the rest of your penis?
That was sort of funny the first couple times...
Sometimes you just have to read the audience, no need to ask, just be yourself and have fun!
I read that 50 shades of Grey footnotes so I'm an expert now.
Not for nothing? Most of the escorts I've seen are coy...A little nervous? So they ask questions like that.. It shows she can't read you.
That's why I like to see older women.
They have experienced leading, and following.. So..
I guess they are good at just letting things flow? Since..
Letting things flow usually involves give, and take?
I don't know if that works for everyone, but it helped me in the whole dominant role someone eventually takes during se
Are you married? How should I answer that? If I say no, you're not going to believe me, making me feel uncomfortable. If I say yes, you've just made me feel guilty as hell, and I'm uncomfortable. It's a lose lose question. And it's your loss loss, because I won't be coming back.
Where do you work? I'm not even going to think up a lie. I'll just say I can't tell you. And if you want work as a reference, it's a moot question, because I'd have already moved on. What's your real name? Well, you can call me jo. Or you can call me mo. Or you can call me jojo. Or you can call me ojo. But c'mon! My real name? Do I have to tell you who I voted for too? Will you send a pic? No, I won't send a pic. You're in the business to attract gentlemen with pics, so feel free to send me one, but ask my refs what I look like if you really want to know. They'll say I look like Brad Pitt. Or Brad's pitt. One of the two. What kind of car do you drive? So if I drive a sports car you can upsell me? Or if I drive a clunker you can bar the door? If I say I'm coming at 10, I'll be the guy knocking at 10. I'll be parking around the corner though. In the middle of playtime, do you like the song playing? When I was in high school I could get off with a smile from a girl. These days it takes total concentration, so let's talk music later. What do you want to do? Not talk about it, and let the flow take us down the river. Something will come up. This didn't happen to you last time. What's wrong? Is this the way you want me to remember our time together? If so, I won't be coming back. Or would you rather me think of you as a sweetheart who can find a variety of different ways to have a good time. You're experienced, and should know this by now. Sometimes Big Jo shows up, and sometimes Little Jo shows up. Oh well! It's not your lack of sexiness, otherwise I wouldn't have called in the first place. It has to do with a million other reasons. Why did you go see that fat ass? Quit reading my posts, and reviews. I'll see whomever I please, just like you see a variety of fat asses. Did you ever think that maybe she'll do some things that you won't do? If you're worried about my business, step it up a notch or two. Or is it because you really like me because I actually don't look like Brad's pitt? I'll take that as a backhanded compliment. Can you give me ten more minutes to get ready? Let's see. I've never been late to a session. I've never flaked a session. I take my hobby time seriously, and hope that you do too. Let's not mention that I'm paying you an exorbitant amount of money for an hour. Ma'am, people in real life who make that much money in an hour never need an extra ten to get ready. Otherwise they're losing business. So if you don't want me to pull a Doobie Brothers, and start 'running down the highway', you better invite me up, finish getting ready while you're talking to me, then give me an extra twenty minutes at the end just for good measure. I could go on, but that's enough. In all fairness, I've heard that some of us gentlemen ask some pretty dumb questions too. What, you don't do barebackNo, keep asking# 2. It's an orgasm-enhancer when it's timed right.
I bet you guys would quit asking if they started getting the truth. lol
As for the OP's questions, with the exception of number five which I have never been asked, none of those questions really bother me too much.
As for a guy being ticked about being kept waiting by a woman for six whole minutes, I guess he doesn't interact with women much in the real world, does he? Most of us would consider 6 minutes late the equivalent of being 30 minutes early by the standards that most women have set for us in life. lol
as I can't imagine any lady actually saying that to a client).
So she can ask away - none of the others would make me feel awkward if asked in a good-natured way.
But also I'm single, so #1 wouldn't be a problem at all.
It seems like working girls should know better than to interrogate a guy for no reason, but I guess we all are different. Whenever I get asked any of those types of question, I feel like the guy is so stupid and I get highly annoyed lol. I usually lie, but it takes energy to have to come up with a lie- energy that could've been used in a better way lol. I hate when I get asked where I live, too. And about if I have siblings, cuz my sibling died. So that ruins the mood right there...
I think some people don't know how to talk to a stranger without asking awkward things. But you can definitely get to know many interesting things about someone's personality, interests, sense of humor, and sexuality without having to ask those mundane and offensive questions lol.
Where do you work? I'm not even going to think up a lie. I'll just say I can't tell you. And if you want work as a reference, it's a moot question, because I'd have already moved on.
What's your real name? Well, you can call me jo. Or you can call me mo. Or you can call me jojo. Or you can call me ojo. But c'mon! My real name? Do I have to tell you who I voted for too?
Will you send a pic? No, I won't send a pic. You're in the business to attract gentlemen with pics, so feel free to send me one, but ask my refs what I look like if you really want to know. They'll say I look like Brad Pitt. Or Brad's pitt. One of the two.
What kind of car do you drive? So if I drive a sports car you can upsell me? Or if I drive a clunker you can bar the door? If I say I'm coming at 10, I'll be the guy knocking at 10. I'll be parking around the corner though.
In the middle of playtime, do you like the song playing? When I was in high school I could get off with a smile from a girl. These days it takes total concentration, so let's talk music later.
What do you want to do? Not talk about it, and let the flow take us down the river. Something will come up.
This didn't happen to you last time. What's wrong? Is this the way you want me to remember our time together? If so, I won't be coming back. Or would you rather me think of you as a sweetheart who can find a variety of different ways to have a good time. You're experienced, and should know this by now. Sometimes Big Jo shows up, and sometimes Little Jo shows up. Oh well! It's not your lack of sexiness, otherwise I wouldn't have called in the first place. It has to do with a million other reasons.
Why did you go see that fat ass? Quit reading my posts, and reviews. I'll see whomever I please, just like you see a variety of fat asses. Did you ever think that maybe she'll do some things that you won't do? If you're worried about my business, step it up a notch or two. Or is it because you really like me because I actually don't look like Brad's pitt? I'll take that as a backhanded compliment.
Can you give me ten more minutes to get ready? Let's see. I've never been late to a session. I've never flaked a session. I take my hobby time seriously, and hope that you do too. Let's not mention that I'm paying you an exorbitant amount of money for an hour. Ma'am, people in real life who make that much money in an hour never need an extra ten to get ready. Otherwise they're losing business. So if you don't want me to pull a Doobie Brothers, and start 'running down the highway', you better invite me up, finish getting ready while you're talking to me, then give me an extra twenty minutes at the end just for good measure.
I could go on, but that's enough. In all fairness, I've heard that some of us gentlemen ask some pretty dumb questions too. What, you don't do bareback?
The beauty of this business is that if things get awkward, there's always something else to do with a mouth 
Like this? lol!
(a silent date could actually be hot as hell if the sexually chemistry was there!)
Guys: Do you get any of these? Do they bug you too?
1) Are you married?
Why are you asking? You want to be my girlfriend? If I wanted a girlfriend I'd be buying some other girl dinner. And if I am indeed married, the whole point of hiring you is to forget that for a little while.
2) Where do you want to cum?
I want to come in your eye. OK?
3) Tell me what you want.
I want you to fix me a drink, suck my dick, swallow my cum, and then give me my money back. How's that?
4) Do you do this often?
You're the eighth girl today, baby. That's why I can't get hard. What do you think?
5) Where's the rest of your penis?
That was sort of funny the first couple times...
No, actually I've never been late. Not when it's just me. I guess I can thank my Dad for that. The thing is, sometimes I only have a finite amount of time to play, unless I'm traveling. So if our 12:00 session starts at 12:06, with the occasional exception, I usually have to leave at 1:00. Do I get a discount? Do I get an extra six minutes sometime in the future when I can swing it? How will you make it up to me? I recently knocked on her door, a 200/hr new lady, at the agreed 10:00, but she was in the shower. Couldn't answer the door. Couldn't answer the phone. So I'm standing there on her doorstep, in a strange neighborhood, with the neighbors across the street looking at me. What am I supposed to do? I'm sorry, but I went home. She sent an email apologizing profusely, saying the next session was half off. I was impressed at her professionalism so I went back, and we've been friends ever since. Funny, but she's never been late since. Another new lady spent the whole hour talking before she said let's go play. I literally couldn't get in one word, plus I was trying to be first session polite. Well, it was one of those sessions where I only had one hour to play. I paid her in full, 300 bucks, and had to leave. Was that fair? Did she try to make it up to me? Did she offer the next session at a discounted rate? Well no. I didn't think that was very professional, so I never went back.
I think you missed my point entirely. Sure things come up. If there were a blizzard, I'd insist that you cancel our appointment. But if you're late, but in your room getting ready, don't leave me sitting on some strange street. Don't leave me hanging in some strange hotel parking lot where I'm getting increasingly uncomfortable. Just get me the hell off the street. That's professionalism. I once had a 300 lady tell me she kept all her gentlemen waiting, simply because she could. She knew she had us by the balls, literally. Is that what all ladies think? I only had to drive off once. She became a great friend, and was never late after that. But I would have expected the higher priced ladies to have been more professional, but it was the lower priced lady who was.Yes, KK, we get just as many dumb questions as you. Sometimes ladies ask them as part of their screening process, which is the easiest no go of all. I can think of so many more fun things we can do with our mouths and tongues. And so many more wonderful sounds we can make. Let's skip the dumb questions, and just go for it.
Well stated AP. I can see you're one of the highly professional ones. Your gentlemen callers are lucky!
You sound as though you have had many really horrible experiences...that's a shame.
You also seem to get a disproportionate amount of butt ugly dudes wanting to see you....maybe it's your pics? Perhaps your reviews? Perhaps just you in general? So try and lighten up a bit Francis. You will give yourself a coronary. And without health insurance you'll end up at county. That's not a good place I'm afraid. Don't you have a spa treatment to go to?I don't believe a public forum is behind their back. It's here for all to see. Guys I have not been happy with, that are so bad that no amount of green can compensate for, they will know why, and they will never see me again. Such is the saying, the truth may hurt.
Let's get something straight. No one has trouble finding me. No one. That's exactly the issue. You don't know what you're walking into until you get there is my point. Any man ever email you and tell you up front he has bad breath? That he weighs a bajillion pounds? You cannot tell me every guy you see is just so amazing and blazingly hot. BS. I'm not saying I don't have those. What I have a problem with is someone acting like we want to be their gf (as the OP suggested) when NONE of us, you included sweetheart, would be there without the green.
Yes I do have clients who put food on my table, but no, I'm not an escort, though some of my favorite people are.
And ok, thanks to your hints now I get who you are and where you're coming from, so you can probably put me in the yahoo category too. And while I've been known to put the occasional chocolate energy drink on my table with what my clients pay me lol, you're right, I never should have suggested that you use your clients' 'donations' to put food on yours. I don't know where your money goes, you're right, though it sounds like I should have suggested it goes toward waxing, manicures, pedicures, delousing, and hopefully therapy. But... at least you called me sweetheart, so I'll take that as us making some meaningful progress. Uh, so would a real date be out of the question?
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We're not so different
Suggest a place to cum in as filthy a manner as possible - I'll tell you if I've got a strong alternative preference.
1) Some do ask, and I'll answer honestly.
2) I've actually never been asked that. Sounds hot as fuck. If I'm being particular, I'll ask. 3) Far to often. Just do something. I like it all. 4) Never been asked. 5) Not yet, but it they may be thinking it....Guys: Do you get any of these? Do they bug you too?
1) Are you married?
Why are you asking? You want to be my girlfriend? If I wanted a girlfriend I'd be buying some other girl dinner. And if I am indeed married, the whole point of hiring you is to forget that for a little while.
2) Where do you want to cum?
I want to come in your eye. OK?
3) Tell me what you want.
I want you to fix me a drink, suck my dick, swallow my cum, and then give me my money back. How's that?
4) Do you do this often?
You're the eighth girl today, baby. That's why I can't get hard. What do you think?
5) Where's the rest of your penis?
That was sort of funny the first couple times...
What's not to like, right? lol
are hot.
they aren't. Sometimes the reality is disappointing. I can tell you without hesitation I would not date many of the providers I've seen.Perhaps time for a new line of work as well?
When most of your clients are "butt ass ugly"...seems like it speaks more about you.
Have a nice day...yes, it would be awkward.
2) "I’m okay right……?.....you're clean?" Let’s define ‘clean’ as you put it. Do I take showers? Yes. Do I get STD tested every 3 months? Yes. Do I always use condoms? Yes. Did I see 10 other clients that same week as you? Yes. And 98% all went down on me without a dental dam. Now, even if I was completely honest with you, I can almost swear all those guys I saw in just this last week were not completely honest with me. Do I know this and still take the risk? Yes, and I am still an escort. I know stats, and educate myself immensely on health safety issues…sounds like you don’t but still see me….hmmmm…there has to be some level of responsibility that YOU take on when you see me...GET IT?
3) "I’m married…..is that ok?” Why would it matter? It’s preferred. It hopefully means you have a life and will leave me the hell alone after the session. Plus, how insulting is that question?! As if I escort to find meaningful relationships with trustworthy men. Note to every dumbshit out there….I am not looking for single (or married!) men to date, it's better if you are involved. 90% of the men I see ARE married. Quite honestly we probably make them better husbands, their wives don’t have to screw them…they pay us to do the dirty work...everyone is happy!
4) "Can I cum in your mouth?" I don’t care if other girls like it or “actually prefer it” (or whatever line is you are force feeding me), you CANNOT cum on my face, around it, in my mouth, or even anywhere near it. Put your legs up on the wall and flip up by your head, that way you can shoot it at your own face if that's what you fancy. Being an escort does not mean you pay me to have zero personal limitations. I'm not a blow up toy and just because I screw for a living doesn't give you an all-access pass.
5) Wait, the all time favorite, hilarious priceless question “Can we go on a REAL date sometime…..” does that mean you want to see me for free? Ba...ha…ha…ha…(choke)...ha…Anyways, moving on...
6) "Can I see more revealing photos before I schedule?" NO. I have a beautiful face and body and I KNOW it. Everyone loves my tits, pussy and ass, maybe too much. It is how I am successful and can pull in what I do. If I disrobed and had hub-capped sized nipples that looked like I once nursed wolves, I could understand the concern, but I don't get nude and suddenly become butt ass ugly, like most clients are. If I did, you think I would still be charging what I do? I KNOW my face and general appearance is fantastic, and I use it to my advantage.
7) "What's your real name?" It's none of your business, and why does it matter anyway…this is a fantasy I fulfill for you…stop making it so personal. I’m NOT your girlfriend/wife for christ sake (or want to be)...I’m just a hot piece of ass that makes you feel less repulsive than you are for an hour. Stop thinking you are cool enough for me to be here if there was no money involved. I wouldn’t even blow a fart your way unless you paid me. Much less show up and just 'hang out'. Don’t tell me you love me, 3 clients this week already beat you to it.
And YOU want to talk about awkward, lmao!!!
Love your posts: always insightful, never bitter. And I'm thankful I've never asked a single one of those questions I'm still SMDH over...come to think of it, I've never asked any questions at all beyond maybe "how do you like chicago?" I expect that's OK.
To each his own. Make better choices dude. There's too many of us hot hos out there for you to be disappointed!
And no, you're right, not all escorts are hot. But what they are, ugly or not, are strong, sweet women that don't deserve to be talked about the way some of you constantly batter them on this board.Of course you would assume that - it's all you have left! Your assumptions! I don't recall giving you a ratio of butt versus hot clients. The fact is, sweet, respectful, most of you are not attractive. Not my fault. I also don't need to prove a damn thing to you, that would imply I give a shit what you think about me.
I can only imagine what you look like *chuckling* but I'm sure with your attitude you HAVE to pay for it because no one would ever want to be your friend for free, let alone screw you without charge. I forgot, you know far more about me than I know about myself!!! No, no spa tonight, but an overnighter. So feel free while I get that $$$$ to stay here and stew and tell me more about myself I didn't know. Continue to rip me apart, I'm really upset over it! Lmao.You also seem to get a disproportionate amount of butt ugly dudes wanting to see you....maybe it's your pics? Perhaps your reviews? Perhaps just you in general?
So try and lighten up a bit Francis. You will give yourself a coronary. And without health insurance you'll end up at county. That's not a good place I'm afraid.
Don't you have a spa treatment to go to?
I don't believe a public forum is behind their back. It's here for all to see. Guys I have not been happy with, that are so bad that no amount of green can compensate for, they will know why, and they will never see me again. Such is the saying, the truth may hurt.
Let's get something straight. No one has trouble finding me. No one. That's exactly the issue. You don't know what you're walking into until you get there is my point. Any man ever email you and tell you up front he has bad breath? That he weighs a bajillion pounds? You cannot tell me every guy you see is just so amazing and blazingly hot. BS. I'm not saying I don't have those. What I have a problem with is someone acting like we want to be their gf (as the OP suggested) when NONE of us, you included sweetheart, would be there without the green.
Without that little invention known as breast implants (invented by two men, god bless em) I wonder what questions would be asked about some ladies' boobies. Hey, I think we'd agree that if god made us all perfect then none of us would have to be here.
Seriously, I'd be booking an appointment with you tomorrow.
2) "I’m okay right……?.....you're clean?" Let’s define ‘clean’ as you put it. Do I take showers? Yes. Do I get STD tested every 3 months? Yes. Do I always use condoms? Yes. Did I see 10 other clients that same week as you? Yes. And 98% all went down on me without a dental dam. Now, even if I was completely honest with you, I can almost swear all those guys I saw in just this last week were not completely honest with me. Do I know this and still take the risk? Yes, and I am still an escort. I know stats, and educate myself immensely on health safety issues…sounds like you don’t but still see me….hmmmm…there has to be some level of responsibility that YOU take on when you see me...GET IT?
3) "I’m married…..is that ok?” Why would it matter? It’s preferred. It hopefully means you have a life and will leave me the hell alone after the session. Plus, how insulting is that question?! As if I escort to find meaningful relationships with trustworthy men. Note to every dumbshit out there….I am not looking for single (or married!) men to date, it's better if you are involved. 90% of the men I see ARE married. Quite honestly we probably make them better husbands, their wives don’t have to screw them…they pay us to do the dirty work...everyone is happy!
4) "Can I cum in your mouth?" I don’t care if other girls like it or “actually prefer it” (or whatever line is you are force feeding me), you CANNOT cum on my face, around it, in my mouth, or even anywhere near it. Put your legs up on the wall and flip up by your head, that way you can shoot it at your own face if that's what you fancy. Being an escort does not mean you pay me to have zero personal limitations. I'm not a blow up toy and just because I screw for a living doesn't give you an all-access pass.
5) Wait, the all time favorite, hilarious priceless question “Can we go on a REAL date sometime…..” does that mean you want to see me for free? Ba...ha…ha…ha…(choke)...ha…Anyways, moving on...
6) "Can I see more revealing photos before I schedule?" NO. I have a beautiful face and body and I KNOW it. Everyone loves my tits, pussy and ass, maybe too much. It is how I am successful and can pull in what I do. If I disrobed and had hub-capped sized nipples that looked like I once nursed wolves, I could understand the concern, but I don't get nude and suddenly become butt ass ugly, like most clients are. If I did, you think I would still be charging what I do? I KNOW my face and general appearance is fantastic, and I use it to my advantage.
7) "What's your real name?" It's none of your business, and why does it matter anyway…this is a fantasy I fulfill for you…stop making it so personal. I’m NOT your girlfriend/wife for christ sake (or want to be)...I’m just a hot piece of ass that makes you feel less repulsive than you are for an hour. Stop thinking you are cool enough for me to be here if there was no money involved. I wouldn’t even blow a fart your way unless you paid me. Much less show up and just 'hang out'. Don’t tell me you love me, 3 clients this week already beat you to it.
And YOU want to talk about awkward, lmao!!!
I feel like we're all witnessing something beautiful. Right here. And right now. Who says a provider and a monger can't find true love lol.
A little bit relevant to activities... Am I wrong? Perhaps the timing was bad to make you list that as #2...
I never got a bad reaction when I asked that.... Then again it was usually more like....
Which is more sensitive, the left or the right?
Granted that probably makes me too old for him, but I like a dude who can talk shit while maintaining perspective. Which he can more than some of the others who lack the latter.
Which is what I'm here for
1- I'm single but it still irks me when they ask. One girl I got to know rather well confided that she secretly looked down on married guys fucking her. She was twisted in a variety of ways through and I wouldn't take her opinion as normal. She was one of the ones that asked me that on my first visit. Maybe that plays into it but really, whether I'm married or single has nothing to do with "me" unless I offer the info. I could see some guys getting off on letting the escort know they're cheating.
2- Never had a provide ask me that. Mouth or pussy mostly. 3- Yea, a bit awkward. 4- trying to feel out your wallet. 5- Never had it happen. It's not that big though... maybe that's why!Guys: Do you get any of these? Do they bug you too?
1) Are you married?
Why are you asking? You want to be my girlfriend? If I wanted a girlfriend I'd be buying some other girl dinner. And if I am indeed married, the whole point of hiring you is to forget that for a little while.
2) Where do you want to cum?
I want to come in your eye. OK?
3) Tell me what you want.
I want you to fix me a drink, suck my dick, swallow my cum, and then give me my money back. How's that?
4) Do you do this often?
You're the eighth girl today, baby. That's why I can't get hard. What do you think?
5) Where's the rest of your penis?
That was sort of funny the first couple times...
IME, it's always been "don't ask, don't tell".
Over time, if I repeat, personal details inevitably get revealed--but I've never been asked any of these questions.
Well, maybe the "where do you want to cum" question...
One only needs to answer what one wants to answer.
If you are blabbermouth, it is your problem.
Don't ask a witness any question unless you already know what the answer will be.
I think if might apply to the hobby as well.
This is how become friends with them...