So I'm just sitting down to open todays mail. The results from my recent STD testing are in the mail.
Now my doctor always includes a little note in there about everything is fine, or something of that nature. She also knows about my "hobby" and all that kind of shit.
The note at the bottom of the page today?
"You're good to ho! "
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