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doncord 42 Reviews 3940 reads
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greatest headline for an ad post....

Saw this ad post and thought it wasvery clever........Wanna CoMe over 2 MYSPACE and play with my TWITTER & GOOGLE all over my FACEBOOK

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NaomiGrey See my TER Reviews 393 reads
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Sounds like that person is a teenager -e-


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mrblond68 4 Reviews 439 reads
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Pubic Opening! Come one, come all.

Working in advertising, I have strongly urged people to use Grand Opening instead of Public Opening, spell check only catches incorrectly spelled words.

nothrofboston 24 Reviews 229 reads
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LE .... e


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GaGambler 394 reads
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Well I have the mentality of a twelve year old

and it did nothing for me.

sasha2cute See my TER Reviews 436 reads
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It's different, so why not. Sometimes juvenile ads can be rejuvenating for a lot of people. E.


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JakeFromStateFarm 246 reads
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He's lying.

His mental age isn't a day over ten.

GaGambler 298 reads
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True, but I am Asian and we mature faster

well at least some of us do. lol

JackDunphy 328 reads
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If you mature faster...

...why are your people so fucking short? lol

GaGambler 383 reads
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That Jack Dunphy is a racist,

I guess he never heard of Yao Ming, but what do you expect from a drunken mic? Or in Jake's case a drunken heeb, or I suppose in my case a drunken Chink/wop. lol

JackDunphy 282 reads
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Ok, you got me.

There are billions of slopes on the planet (I think) and you found ONE slant eyed devil taller than 4 feet. LOL

Give yourself a fucking medal! :D :D

JakeFromStateFarm 322 reads
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Also bear in mind that it's easy to be a drunken Mick.

It's expected of them.  But to be a drunken Chink or Heeb is trailblazing.

GaGambler 402 reads
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As opposed to you micks where it's impossible to tell how tall you are

considering that all you micks are always passed out drunk on the floor.

JackDunphy 217 reads
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Drunk and prostrate on the floor...

...I am still taller than you standing. LOL

JakeFromStateFarm 264 reads
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Reality check. Trust me on this.

You are not taller.  Unless you are standing on a chair.

JackDunphy 380 reads
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How can I trust you on something you couldn't possibly know? LOL

Have you been looking through my windows again Jake?

JakeFromStateFarm 305 reads
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It is true I've been stalking you.

Your dirty little secret is how fucking boring your life is! LOL!
As for "something you couldn't possibly know," actually you know better. Admit it.

GaGambler 332 reads
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Well unless you are as rotund as Droopy Dog and Tubbo put together

It's pretty unlikely that you are wider than I am tall.

Even our little gook friend is taller than that and he barely comes up to my knees.

JackDunphy 327 reads
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This thread got way more boring without Lisa.

Have you seen that ass? Sorry but talking to the resident slope and Jew doesn't quite measure up to that. LO

JakeFromStateFarm 276 reads
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OY.

phaggue.

GaGambler 351 reads
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Ok, full disclosure here, Jack is a drunken racist mick

but he's still my friend and while I might call him a dozen different kinds of asshole. I would never call him a douche bag, or ignorant for that matter. A racist asshole though??? Yeah, we can hang that jacket on him. lol

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 271 reads
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I think this calls for . . .

A prostrate exam.

inari See my TER Reviews 319 reads
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Just want to help complete the boob-like shape this thread has taken (EOM)


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inari See my TER Reviews 316 reads
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This sort of reminds me of trying to make images on AASCII


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inari See my TER Reviews 331 reads
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This is turning into a very pretty breast. (EOM)


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inari See my TER Reviews 289 reads
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How committed am I to this? (EOM)


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pleasureglans 17 Reviews 401 reads
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Lisa's pheromones made this thread swell up in a good way

Props to Gag, Jake and Lisa for keeping this going. I'm Irish and my wife is Asian. All of these jokes were funny, appropriate and tasteful for those who don't have their gonads nailed to the floor by political correctness. I'm hoping this particular post makes the nipple stand out like a pencil eraser when the breast is fully formed.

Posted By: LisaLang
Just finished a 90 minute body massage by nice Chinese lady.  
   
Posted By: JackDunphy
Have you seen that ass? Sorry but talking to the resident slope and Jew doesn't quite measure up to that. LOL  
     
 
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wholewheelofchz 6 Reviews 278 reads
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I think the boob is a little uneven? Maybe this will help? (e)


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SoftlySarah See my TER Reviews 301 reads
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I didn't find it juvenile at all. I also found it quite clever. But what do I know. Lol! E


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Molly Feinstein See my TER Reviews 285 reads
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Mic's have the curse


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Molly Feinstein See my TER Reviews 323 reads
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Re: As opposed to you micks where it's impossible to tell how tall you are

Micks have the curse

Posted By: GaGambler
considering that all you micks are always passed out drunk on the floor.

BrittneyStarGirl See my TER Reviews 219 reads
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I never picturedres you to be Asian


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GaGambler 284 reads
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Well actually I am half Asian

I am Chinese from the waist up and Sicilian from the waist down. lol

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 286 reads
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That is funny e


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stethdoctor 16 Reviews 191 reads
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+1 At least it was creative. -e-


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