aughing your ass off ?
I was treated to a piss poor performance of a porn parody blowjob yesterday. The "provider" spit, slobbered, took me in deep growled and shook her head like a puppy with a new squeak toy, licked my balls and all this at a speed that would simulate the worst porn movie you've ever seen played back at 125% of the recorded speed. While doing all this she was fingering herself to four fabulous fake orgasms worthy of an Oscar. I was so mesmerized by this comedic demonstration that I burst out laughing and lost my erection. How about it guys and gals, should I have asked for a full refund, a partial refund or tipped for an experience that surpassed and evening with Laurel & Hardy, the Marx Brothers and the Three Stooges all rolled into one ??Didn't I tell you to stay away from trannies?
... somehow that just ruins the whole mood thing.
I hear ya brother - so true!
You knew who I was when you contacted me. Why complain now? As for your erection...compared to my tool you are a mosquito bite.
Don't know about maintaining, but one time I was going down on a lady, and the tv in the back ground was playing the "Kelly kelly kelly" episode of Cheers and I couldn't help but start laughing while listening to it. According to the lady (who didnt realize I was laughing) I was the best ever.
laughing your ass off ?
I was treated to a piss poor performance of a porn parody blowjob yesterday. The "provider" spit, slobbered, took me in deep growled and shook her head like a puppy with a new squeak toy, licked my balls and all this at a speed that would simulate the worst porn movie you've ever seen played back at 125% of the recorded speed. While doing all this she was fingering herself to four fabulous fake orgasms worthy of an Oscar.
I was so mesmerized by this comedic demonstration that I burst out laughing and lost my erection.
How about it guys and gals, should I have asked for a full refund, a partial refund or tipped for an experience that surpassed and evening with Laurel & Hardy, the Marx Brothers and the Three Stooges all rolled into one ???
I wouldn't laugh in the first place. I would try my hardest not to laugh because I appreciate the effort.
That just means she's inexperienced and maybe even incompetent but in my book I appreciate the effort which is much better than so many lame, half-hearted, listless, mechanical, barely there... BJs I have received over years. If that was me I would have also tried to "correct" her by slowing her down and gently nudge her to do the correct movesI wonder if while trying soooooo hard to impress guys, anyone realizes how fkin stupid it comes across. I am not an actress... porn is hilarious for the most part, so why would I want to have you laughing once your pants are off? Ok, so I crack some jokes and sing into the Microphone, but that's just me.
laughing your ass off ?
I was treated to a piss poor performance of a porn parody blowjob yesterday. The "provider" spit, slobbered, took me in deep growled and shook her head like a puppy with a new squeak toy, licked my balls and all this at a speed that would simulate the worst porn movie you've ever seen played back at 125% of the recorded speed. While doing all this she was fingering herself to four fabulous fake orgasms worthy of an Oscar.
I was so mesmerized by this comedic demonstration that I burst out laughing and lost my erection.
How about it guys and gals, should I have asked for a full refund, a partial refund or tipped for an experience that surpassed and evening with Laurel & Hardy, the Marx Brothers and the Three Stooges all rolled into one ???