Was up early this morning drinking coffee and scanning channels. Seen this flick called "Teeth" hit the info button and thought, you got to be kidding me, she has "vagina dentata" yep a cooter with teeth.

Check it out if you care to loose your manhood.

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Very funny yet horrifying at the same time. It's great B horror fun, and very campy

But I loved it when she felt abused and would just chomp that shit off...lmao
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the auteur was doing sort of an homage to Linda Lovelace's Deep Throat, since that film featured a gal with a clitoris in her throat.

Sort of a what goes round comes round type of thing.

It's supposed to be tongue-in-cheek, but I can definitely understand guys not seeing the humor in it.

It probably has it's roots in male insecurities.

Screening would become entirely different for men and reviews would read more like:

Samia's Dentata has been professionally manicured dull which makes it less tense and she did her best to assure me she would not clamp down and it would be all lips no teeth"…

Backchannel questions would be regarding the size of my teeth…"are there k9's involved?" they'd ask.
TER would have to make add a biting question…

Bites?___ No Very carful.

Ghetto gals would sport the latest gold and platinum fronts on that pussy.
Carpet (or hardwood…haha I said wood) munchers might get munched back...

Yet another set of teeth we have to watch for…

One thing remains true…You'd all still hobby and I'd still provide (hell maybe even charge extra for the spectacle).

Oh yeah and our screening would have to include religion because there are already so many villains the pussy has to protect itself from, if it had teeth religious nut jobs would make appointments in the hopes of doing this

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It's been Burning Man, Coachella and SXSW, like, forever.  Get with it, Lady.  This is just more evidence you're older than dirt.  Or me.

'the place' is one of the most beautiful places in the US...if that's so 'last millenium' I feel for you.  

Hey genius, there's a big difference between the 'place' and the 'film festival'. If you've ever been to both, which I have, repeatedly, you'd know that. Last time I checked, it was a pretty 'happening' place there, you must be hiding under that negative rock with your buddy.  

Sundance 101...read closely so I don't have to explain myself twice LOL.

'Sundance' the 'place', sits at the base of Provo Canyon and Mt. Timpanogos, ya know, Robert Redford's digs, the exclusive resort, and as you exit (or enter the drive up to the resort) has some of the best blue ribbon flyfishing there is...I have my fav lil spot there right on the river.  

'Sundance', the 'Film Festival', is an event that features films hosted in Park City, nowhere near Provo Canyon, about 40 minutes north. Best lil mountain town there is.  

Your welcome. That was your Sundance education for the evening.

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I've been to Park City (that's where Sundance is, you know) as recently as 2012.  Skied Park City, The Canyons (which, the last time I skied it was called Park West) and Deer Valley.  Shredded it.
I don't fish for flies.  But I imagine you attract them.
Besides, the real mountains are Alta and Snowbird.  As close as you can get to the Alps.  And, yes, I've been there, too.

'shred' away. I really won't poke fun but I can picture that one. But of course you ski Nick, why wouldn't you ski, aren't you like 70? Just please tell me you don't come out in your jeans. And unfortunately the mention of ParkWest, well that just aged you about 40 years my friend. No joke.  

We can agree...Snowbird is fabulous, but not my favorite by a long shot. Let's get one thing straight, I'd blow by your 'ass' on a plank (that is a  s-n-o-w-b-o-a-r-d) any day of the week there hot stuff. Now, that'd be fun. I know every single trail of PCMR (including the tree runs) and Canyons (it's not 'The' anymore there slicky, they changed their advertising a few years ago).  

Why do you feel the need to brag and impress me so much? It's not working, I'm sorry. Not unless you get your facts straight. Speaking of facts.....

I do have a proposition for you, would you like to hear it? I think you'll like it, it goes hand in hand with what we are discussing here. I know I like it.  

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It's very over-the-top, in a good way. If I didn't know any better, I'd think it was a John Waters film.

You just can't help being wrong, can you? 70? LMAO!  As for the rest of it, keep flailing away.  You're creating a nice breeze for the rest of the crowd.
As for your proposition, I have less than no interest.
I have one for you though.  Stop being an ass and I'll have no reason to point out that you're being an ass.  Simple, huh?

Of course, we know that will never happen with you. Mr. Tidwell, I am 'young' enough technically to be his daughter, and I'll leave it at that.  

This conversation and any future conversation with you is over. You are only here to argue. Keep your deep-rooted pathological issues to yourself. I'll save everyone the hassle of spelling them out here. Continue to spew your negativity as much as you'd like, but you'll get it from no response from me or anyone who has half a brain.

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and you most likely you wouldn't even have had to have been a teen mother to have done so.

and just how many times are you going to claim "Never again" in regards to conversing with Nicky? I've lost track of how many times you have said you are NEVER talking to him again, and fifteen seconds later, there you go again. lol

Even someone with half a brain should get their facts right more often than you. My goodness, lambchop, you certainly are getting angry.  Can another hiatus be far behind?  Oh, and here's your favorite photo

So I'm somewhere between my late 50s to early 70s? You've really narrowed it down, haven't you? LOL! And who ever said I was in my 40s?
Still, if, as you say, I'm in my 50s that would put me in Tardlor's age group so perhaps we're a match?
PS: Your batting average is almost as low as Minnie's, I mean, "Pretty Lady's."  Perhaps you should hang it up.

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If her info is correct, she's young enough to be Tardlor's daughter. I was thinking of booking them for a doubles session, using one of my many secret identities. LOL!
Here's a link.  I really hope Tardlor doesn't read it.  She'll blow a gasket

Women not really seeing the humor in rape and abuse movies. Nice to see the cringing is equal opportunity.

And considering you are now "admitting" to 44 up from your claims of 42 only a few short months ago, I can only guess your real age, but I know I will get rather short odds that you are north of 50, but that's not a crime. Robin Young admits to her age, why can't you? There are plenty of guys here that like "older women" I bet you couldn't chase off Turdy even if it came out that you were 60

and I will assume you too Gambler since you both collectively 'hang' together....technically that would have to make me a very young teenager to have a child Mr. Tidwell's age. But I suppose 'biologically' it could happen if my body was able to produce at that young age. And while I feel for those young girls, I was too busy playing tennis and running track to concern myself with the upbringing of a child.  

Now...LOL
Don't fall off that stool as you're reaching too high, I would hate for you to fall and bonk your head too hard and hit Nick on the way down. That wouldn't be a pretty picture I would think.  

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here's a recent shot of me