So I was at the bar and ordering alcoholic beverage when I just had a moment of brilliance..

And which came first nads or courteeesans? And are you 100% sure that means you are having sex with your friend or co worker under these circumstances? What about cousins, if so does that make ya'll kissing cousins.  Does once removed count?

Your thoughts if any...

Steph xoxo

nothing

...is that you're a morose drunk in a beer joint who just got rolled by the same streetwalker who's been working the corner where you and your buddy drink for the past 30 years. You've been fucked by everybody in the neighborhood. Have another beer.

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Although, of course, that would make no sense at all.

... you can always drink more alcoholic beverages. by the time you're done, you won't even remember your so called "moment of brilliance".  

I can't really intelligently comment on whether gays existed before coitus or not..I would let you derive your own opinion based on origin of universe and humanity and sexuality, but I wouldn't be surprised if lesbians existed before gays. Because women are typically smarter than men and have it all figured out, don't they !!! LOL (Laughing out Loud)

...with your conclusion. Guess we just have to accept it.

And sometimes it is actually good.  At least that's what they tell me.  Are you suggesting they are lying about the multiple Os I give them?  Say it ain't so!

a "Moment of Clarity."  Try drinking this stuff instead

... check with the Wizard of Oz to see if he has any spare brains lying around.

Don't be alarmed by my moniker. It is merely character that I developed liking for growing up.  

....by me having sex with a provider who has been with a man prior make me straight?  

I think it is the swapping that you dislike in other words a swing lifestyle.