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bdb6 24 Reviews 1926 reads
posted
1 / 17

seems to be universal Hookerspeak for "take your clothes off."  I've never heard this expression uttered by civvies, GFs, SOs or SBs. If she says this to you, regardless of who or what you think she is, she's a pro or has had pro experience. Just my opinion.  Yours?

HectorBlack 12 Reviews 484 reads
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2 / 17

Posted By: bdb6
seems to be universal Hookerspeak for "take your clothes off."  I've never heard this expression uttered by civvies, GFs, SOs or SBs. If she says this to you, regardless of who or what you think she is, she's a pro or has had pro experience. Just my opinion.  Yours?

Lea_ThePrivAsst See my TER Reviews 494 reads
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3 / 17
Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 638 reads
posted
4 / 17

I've only have had a couple tell me to take my pants off.  I'm going to get comfortable is the modern equivalent to I'm going to change into something a little more comfortable. I doubt every civi that has said that to me is an ex hooker. Damn that's a lot of ex hookers and one or two of them should have never quit P4P

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Pink_Panties 286 reads
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5 / 17
impposter 49 Reviews 468 reads
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6 / 17

Posted By: bdb6
seems to be universal Hookerspeak for "take your clothes off."  I've never heard this expression uttered by civvies, GFs, SOs or SBs. If she says this to you, regardless of who or what you think she is, she's a pro or has had pro experience. Just my opinion.  Yours?
Have you ever seen any old movies?  In the days of the Motion Picture Production Code, there were a lot of things you couldn't say or do.  "Get [more] comfortable" was used all over the Big Screen to mean get nekkid as a prelude to sex, and not just by hookers.  I'm trying to remember some other famous examples of euphemistic film expressions and behaviors but I'm too tired.  Maybe others can chime in

NickyBarnes 429 reads
posted
7 / 17

and get comfortable. How can you be seated and then i undress? HAHA

lopaw 29 Reviews 452 reads
posted
9 / 17

....which is code for "take off your shirt & bra, pull down your pants, and hand me your wallet".

quadseasonal 27 Reviews 482 reads
posted
10 / 17

On a first date she often dresses  to impress.  
 If she isn't  a stripper, by nights end, the heels she's wearing have exhausted her feet.
   
   When arriving back at her home, if she was impressed with her dinner at Olive Garden and all went well, she will likely  comment  she's going to slip into something more comfortable.  
    Usually she will change into a House coat.
  If  she has a bottle of brandy in her hand when she comes back from changing, her  heels still on,  that means " take your clothes off"  
  If her housecoat covers her neck, double tied in the front,  and she's wearing flat heel shoes she's telling me shouldn't I be gone by now.

Posted By: bdb6
seems to be universal Hookerspeak for "take your clothes off."  I've never heard this expression uttered by civvies, GFs, SOs or SBs. If she says this to you, regardless of who or what you think she is, she's a pro or has had pro experience. Just my opinion.  Yours?

JamesDeenXXX 31 Reviews 406 reads
posted
11 / 17

One lady I saw a few years ago, just plain out said, "Take your clothes off so I can suck your dick". :D

quadseasonal 27 Reviews 339 reads
posted
12 / 17

As hard as I work for my time off,  I'm not spending minutes acting shy in a pay for play scenario.  
   I feel most comfortable greeting her as soon as I enter her door, like I just came back from a Circus tour and she's my GF I haven't seen in months.
  I had one traveling Gal stop me in my tracks, she said she would prefer to  get to know me before we proceeded to intimacy.  
   I had already dropped the donation, I was thinking Uh Oh this wasn't in her reviews.
  Five minutes later she started taking my clothes off and dropped to her knees.  
 The next time I visited her formalities were no longer part of her script.    

Posted By: Blaze81
One lady I saw a few years ago, just plain out said, "Take your clothes off so I can suck your dick". :D

JamesDeenXXX 31 Reviews 422 reads
posted
13 / 17

I know what you mean, as much as the "formalities" are sometimes mandatory by some pros. I do enjoy getting right into the action.

mrfisher 108 Reviews 348 reads
posted
14 / 17

I do recall one taking off her clothes and then saying:

One of us is overdressed.

That worked.

russbbj 89 Reviews 371 reads
posted
15 / 17

I plan to hear that phrase many, many times. And yes, that's exactly what it means.

russbbj 89 Reviews 379 reads
posted
16 / 17

if she was impressed with her dinner at Olive Garden...lmao

Damn I'm glad that I'm out of the civie dating world for goo

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 423 reads
posted
17 / 17

If she has baby wipes in every bathroom and no children, she might be a hooker.  

If she immediately jumps up to grab a washcloth to clean you up after you nut, she might be a hooker.

If she has condoms in all colors, shapes and sizes just for kicks.... she might be a hooker.

If she is saying she is a drug rep for Merck, she might be a hooker bwahahahaha.

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