Sometime ago I saw an ad for a vacation resort in Mexico, I think it was in Puerta Vallarta. It was 3-4 days, each day with a different lady. Most of the women were European. I can't find the ad now and am wondering if anyone from this board has any info. Thanks

...All a woman needs to to is walk up to a guy and say f**k me, and he will.

OTOH for us men who simply cannot "connect" with civie women, the type of place in the first post is preferable.  I am convinced that even at Hedonism, I would still be doing alot of "choking the chicken", and not much else.

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Located in Cabo, run by Miami Companions

Are you talking about the one in Jamaica? Just curious.

Hugs,
Ciara

a "chock" is a block for truck or aircraft wheels, to keep it from rolling.  "Choking" is a verb form meaning to mechanically restrict air intake, as in "choking the chicken", vernacular for masturbation.

Thank you from the Resident Pedant whose low IQ & attention span does not allow for grammatical ambiguities.

Well, I would love to think that it is so big I would need to chock it before I choke it, but alas that is not the case.

Thank you for pointing out my mistake!

..People I know who have been say that if you are good looking, and are able to connect with civvie women, you can get laid pretty much all the time.  One guy told me that there was a guy in a hottub with his wife wanting people to bang his beautiful wife with him watching.  

It is a place where if you are capable of meeting women, there are many who are willing.

of balls rolling out of control, LOL!!!!

Still, it's the rod that gets choked, not the balls.

I see that they don't quote rates on their site. It would be pretty cool to read a review of that place. Have you been there fyreman?

NSF

have a few friends who have, and they totally enjoyed it, as for me, I'm saving up for my 50th birthday present, anyone want to come alon in January of 2010???

the team now, and give us a full report. Seriously, these are the type of ideas that cruise through my head if I were to win the lottery. I would be one of those losers who pisses away all their money inside of a year. Cars, houses, investments, fuck all that I'm going to the Xotic Beach House. My family would be so proud...

NSF

that didn't know WTF anybopdy was talking about!

costs (room, etc).   Cabo is not a cheap place, but these are not proletarian, or even bourgeois.

As I grow gray hanging out here in the Bolivian jungle (the body was a plant) I am more inclined to gentler and simpler pleasures, like the babes who bring me my coffee and do me for room, board and occasional gifts.