Has anybody ever farted accidentally while fucking?  How did you hide the embarrassment ?

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A good strategy that I've learned is to take a dump 1 or 2 hours before the session.  
If after 10-30 minutes, I'm still ok, then that means there are no radioactive materials in my body to cause gas.  If after 10-30 minutes, I still need to take another dump, then it's even better since I'm now very sure that every fart catalyist and fart raw ingredients are out of me.  I jump in the shower and clean up my ding hole real good.  

As for hiding it during a session, it's next to impossible to hide it. Best to just aim it at the girl's nose and let it rip. She's appreciate it tremendously because I have read that recent studies from podunk univerisity show women are turned on by gas especially when injected close to their nose.  rof

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Never gotten a loud one but have been "treated" to the stink.  I've had the urge while getting a BBBJ but always pucker up and hold it in.  Problem is, doing it is the opposite of letting yourself come.
My ex always claimed her farts were "sweet."  I beg to differ.
What's funny about women is so many want you to believe they don't fart.  My ex claimed she had "air in my back."  I explained that wasn't possible.  Then I caught her on the bathroom floor on her hands and knees, trying to fart.

Or just hold it in till desired time.  

Somehow I have always been able to dump before the session.  
Heavy hotsauce in my diet might have something to do with the easy plumbing.

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Besides the Shower and Shave, I do a self Colon Cleansing. This way I know there won't be any problems during the Session.

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seems natural enough to me  -  but I have had a few providers very embarrassed by it (or maybe it was uncomfortable?)  who wanted to change positions....

I leave people alone when not disturbed first. There's a big difference, which most dumb thumpers fail to realize

Yucky on the farting. While in session? tsk tsk.

Queefing is the guys doing. When someone is fucking a woman there's like a natural suction going on, an ABRUPT removal of the penis leaves the vagina open just long enough for air to get in. (esp in k9)That air has nowhere to go but right back out.  

Me no likey.

You sound like a passive agressive pussy.

Remember,  low iq is the new cool.