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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 2308 reads
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1 / 35
How does your lady smell?

TER had this rating system with two grading systems. One is APPEARANCE, which a few threads below has been explored, challenged, ridiculed, praised, etc. And the other is PERFORMANCE.

But does TER even CARE about how the providers smell?

The providers do. They make sure they are both clean and fresh and perfumed. Most of them that I've seen, anyway.

I know I care, and I suspect many mongers do.

How a provider smells is at least as important as how she looks, and a stellar performance can lose it's magic if accompanied by a rank or sour odor.

Also, different fragrances evoke different feelings during a session. The CHOICE of scent ought to be considered in whom a client recommends to other clients.

Maybe this belongs on the Suggestion Board, but shouldn't there be a THIRD grading system covering the scent of the provider (and her incall digs)?

Just a Sunday afternoon musing.

Fridays117 27 Reviews 829 reads
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2 / 35
As little as possible - I mean just clean... - eom


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Blowing Chunks 782 reads
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3 / 35
so her profile would change every time she takes a shower or uses a different perfume?

I haven't met a single provider who smelled like shit, unless she just took a dump and came out of the restroom. Even then,  she still doesn't smell bad cuz she turns on the fan or put some perfume on to cover it up.  

Also, some guys prefer a girl who uses no perfume cuz they don't want that smell transferring to them and then their SO getting suspicious

Dr Who revived 980 reads
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4 / 35
I don't know about the smell thingy....but this is impressive


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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 848 reads
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5 / 35
Re: so her profile would change every time she takes a shower or uses a different perfume?

Well, your second paragraph certainly could be a factor on whom a married monger might meet movements before facing the wife.

Also, the ladies have in other threads had some complaints in this area. Seems there are a few stinky, high-volume hobbyists giving us a bad reputation.
Posted By: Drunken Asian
I haven't met a single provider who smelled like shit, unless she just took a dump and came out of the restroom. Even then,  she still doesn't smell bad cuz she turns on the fan or put some perfume on to cover it up.    
   
 Also, some guys prefer a girl who uses no perfume cuz they don't want that smell transferring to them and then their SO getting suspicious.  
 

Blowing Chunks 750 reads
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6 / 35
? eom


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keystonekid 114 Reviews 916 reads
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7 / 35
I prefer a provider with no perfume, for discretionary reasons. The . . .

main reason I shower after an appointment before heading home.

pleaseme 23 Reviews 771 reads
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8 / 35
Like Roses and tastes like Honey!

Posted By: WickedBrut
TER had this rating system with two grading systems. One is APPEARANCE, which a few threads below has been explored, challenged, ridiculed, praised, etc. And the other is PERFORMANCE.  
   
 But does TER even CARE about how the providers smell?  
   
 The providers do. They make sure they are both clean and fresh and perfumed. Most of them that I've seen, anyway.  
   
 I know I care, and I suspect many mongers do.  
   
 How a provider smells is at least as important as how she looks, and a stellar performance can lose it's magic if accompanied by a rank or sour odor.  
   
 Also, different fragrances evoke different feelings during a session. The CHOICE of scent ought to be considered in whom a client recommends to other clients.  
   
 Maybe this belongs on the Suggestion Board, but shouldn't there be a THIRD grading system covering the scent of the provider (and her incall digs)?  
   
 Just a Sunday afternoon musing.

Blowing Chunks 821 reads
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9 / 35
Actually, I take that back. There was one girl who smelled a bit like pee but only near her vjj.

There was a provider who barged in while I was taking a shower, she peed and came out of the bathroom without cleaning up. She still smelled ok but since she didn't wash up after peeing, that meant DATY or 69 was out of the question for me.  

Turns out that this particular provider had a string of inflated reviews before I met her so I was fooled into thinking she was worthy of being a model-material professional provider.  

Eventually though, she could not keep on inflating herself and honest & true reviews began to surface. It didn't take long before her reviews were more dominated by honest reviewers complaining about the prior inflated reviews claiming they feel scammed. They scored her much less. Much much less than her prior reviews. I thought those guys were a bit harsh though and I even felt a bit bad for the girl after reading their reviews cuz I didn't think she was *THAT* bad. lol

Back_In_Black 874 reads
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10 / 35
when you say SMELL do you mean the COUCHIE ? or her

overall smell ?  

1.  smells like fish  
2. shes like rotten fish  
3. no fish smell at all  
4.she smell Purdy.. like mom does ..  
5. like a flower in bloom  
Posted By: WickedBrut
TER had this rating system with two grading systems. One is APPEARANCE, which a few threads below has been explored, challenged, ridiculed, praised, etc. And the other is PERFORMANCE.  
   
 But does TER even CARE about how the providers smell?  
   
 The providers do. They make sure they are both clean and fresh and perfumed. Most of them that I've seen, anyway.  
   
 I know I care, and I suspect many mongers do.  
   
 How a provider smells is at least as important as how she looks, and a stellar performance can lose it's magic if accompanied by a rank or sour odor.  
   
 Also, different fragrances evoke different feelings during a session. The CHOICE of scent ought to be considered in whom a client recommends to other clients.  
   
 Maybe this belongs on the Suggestion Board, but shouldn't there be a THIRD grading system covering the scent of the provider (and her incall digs)?  
   
 Just a Sunday afternoon musing.

Blowing Chunks 620 reads
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11 / 35
HAHAHAHA!!!!! eom


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Back_In_Black 935 reads
posted
12 / 35
how bout like ROSES and what i caught felt like i

got stung by a bee......

Posted By: pleaseme
 
   
Posted By: WickedBrut
TER had this rating system with two grading systems. One is APPEARANCE, which a few threads below has been explored, challenged, ridiculed, praised, etc. And the other is PERFORMANCE.  
     
  But does TER even CARE about how the providers smell?  
     
  The providers do. They make sure they are both clean and fresh and perfumed. Most of them that I've seen, anyway.  
     
  I know I care, and I suspect many mongers do.  
     
  How a provider smells is at least as important as how she looks, and a stellar performance can lose it's magic if accompanied by a rank or sour odor.  
     
  Also, different fragrances evoke different feelings during a session. The CHOICE of scent ought to be considered in whom a client recommends to other clients.  
     
  Maybe this belongs on the Suggestion Board, but shouldn't there be a THIRD grading system covering the scent of the provider (and her incall digs)?  
     
  Just a Sunday afternoon musing.

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 973 reads
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13 / 35
Looks like he forgot his attachment. :) eom


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Jstgttnstrtd 18 Reviews 787 reads
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14 / 35
I include all sensory impressions in "appearance" score...

this includes taste, smell, feel.
If a lady is delicious down "there"' or has amazing soft supple skin (flashing back to my date from yesterday now!), then I think the credit for those should be reflected in the appearance score

case321 31 Reviews 853 reads
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15 / 35
Like......

Jesus Christ himself ate a bouquet of flowers and crapped out a bowl full of potpourri!!!  Seriously though there's nothing sweeter on earth than the scent of a clean lady and her wonderful lady parts.

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 795 reads
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16 / 35
So far, the consensus seems to be that the ladies smell damn good! eom


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AnotherDonJohn 880 reads
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17 / 35
Three choices: stripper, average, "like ass"? Eom

Posted By: WickedBrut
TER had this rating system with two grading systems. One is APPEARANCE, which a few threads below has been explored, challenged, ridiculed, praised, etc. And the other is PERFORMANCE.  
   
 But does TER even CARE about how the providers smell?  
   
 The providers do. They make sure they are both clean and fresh and perfumed. Most of them that I've seen, anyway.  
   
 I know I care, and I suspect many mongers do.  
   
 How a provider smells is at least as important as how she looks, and a stellar performance can lose it's magic if accompanied by a rank or sour odor.  
   
 Also, different fragrances evoke different feelings during a session. The CHOICE of scent ought to be considered in whom a client recommends to other clients.  
   
 Maybe this belongs on the Suggestion Board, but shouldn't there be a THIRD grading system covering the scent of the provider (and her incall digs)?  
   
 Just a Sunday afternoon musing.

angelexotic See my TER Reviews 938 reads
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18 / 35
aaaah! :-) she didt rinse with soap n water after pissing? !

unfortunately we have to deal with things like flaps on each side and crevices its not just like a guy taking a pee with this long smooth dick. Dicks yeah I guess guys dont have to wash off again after pee.
Especially since we have not only a gash. We have external lips. Piss has to be washed off . She must have never worked in a strip club.
I know one of the strip clubs I worked at almost every girl would go in with a cup of water and soap and just rinse her coochie of over the toilet in between stage that's the last thing you want is to ever be sweaty or have a pee smell.
pussys are high maintenance.
she must have never worked in a strip club because keeping your pussy extremely fresh and rinsed off is something people would know.
if I were you I would have said something I would have asked her to jump in the shower again or at least rinse off with water and some soap I would have told her I have an issue with being near me
with just toilet paper you're pretty much just rubbing the piss into your skin!
she could have at least had some wipes next to the toilet
At least...

MasterZen 33 Reviews 982 reads
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19 / 35
With... her nose? -e-


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MasterZen 33 Reviews 832 reads
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20 / 35
Go ahead, ask me how I feel...

With my hands. Duh!

mrfisher 108 Reviews 868 reads
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21 / 35
With her nose, I guess....

ba-doom.

On a related joke:

First man:  My dog lost his nose.

Second man:  How does he smell?

First man:  Terrible

MasterZen 33 Reviews 717 reads
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22 / 35
In stereo? -e-


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Cosette 899 reads
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23 / 35
If you're going to add a grading system for smelling...

Can you ask for a rating system for brains...just sayin'

It's my only chance at a 10 you know.

-- Modified on 4/7/2014 8:39:25 AM

MasterZen 33 Reviews 700 reads
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24 / 35
Sorry, Cos! I heard that was going to be a...

drop-down menu item. The selections proposed are:

Profoundly Impaired
Blah
Smarter Than Most Men
Average
Street Smart
Highly Educated

You win a free date with me if you can find the joke in there... :

Cosette 769 reads
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25 / 35
Ha, smarter than most men is still below average! EOM


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MasterZen 33 Reviews 714 reads
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26 / 35
A true nerd will know this one...


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MasterZen 33 Reviews 877 reads
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27 / 35
Proof that nerds are better lovers...


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Cosette 1003 reads
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28 / 35
I ate epsilon pie! EOM


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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 751 reads
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29 / 35
Colette, in my book, you've had a 10 in brains for a long time. eom


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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 680 reads
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30 / 35
I like the placement.

Especially "smarter than most men" being a step below "Average."

To get 10 categories, you'll have to add a few. YOUR test will be to figure how many, and that will determine your score. Maybe "Very well trained" just to make it clear that we men devised the scale.
Posted By: MasterZen
drop-down menu item. The selections proposed are:  
   
 Profoundly Impaired  
 Blah  
 Smarter Than Most Men  
 Average  
 Street Smart  
 Highly Educated  
   
 You win a free date with me if you can find the joke in there... :D  
 

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 997 reads
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31 / 35
Thanks to everyone who responded.

And, in the interest of inclusiveness, I'd also like to thank all those who DIDN'T respond.

2labman 26 Reviews 823 reads
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32 / 35
I ask my regular to shower the night before...

But not the morning that I see her.  That way she smells like a woman, not soap or perfume (dealbreaker).

2labman 26 Reviews 737 reads
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33 / 35
Grading for brains and personality +5

More important than looks, and personality drives performance and enthusiasm.  

I like having a real person on the other end of my dick.    I think I'm gonna make that a sig line...

Cosette 724 reads
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34 / 35
Ha! That's hot and sweet at the same time. I say bumper sticker it. EOM


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Cosette 1052 reads
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35 / 35
For a moment I thought you'd said 10inch brain...what if the average was 5.5! EOM


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