How about the TER Pornographic Pulitzer Awards? Aka the TERPPA’S

  Being the idea of reviews on the hobbyists has been understandably struck down time after time. How about awards to recognize the exceptional as well as horrific attempts to inform, entertain, denigrate, shill, slaughter and profiteer in the literary forum that is the TER reviews? They will be known from this day forth as the “TERPP” awards and the statue to be awarded will be affectionately called a “TERPPY”

Categories will be as such..

1. Most vivid description(s) of provider / atmosphere / particular service

2. Most entertaining use of alliteration.

3. Most stunning/obvious embellishment of hobbyist’s own performance.

4. Most humorous.

5. Most conspicuous attempt to shamelessly shill.

6. Most obvious example of a self written review by a Provider.

7. Most glaring example of the educational system’s failure to teach
rudimentary English composition skills.

  As with the Academy awards new categories can and should be added as the need prescribes. Pending STAFF’s approval; winners could perhaps be awarded Six months VIP Membership or possible (to be determined) clemency for the “Self reviewing” award.

   Any ideas for a TERPPY  design?