If she call you back up and ask for a pack comdoms and a take it out of the donation is the total donation 80 or 75 because you because you need the comdoms anyways. Same thing with a 23 dollar hotel bill as should you add that to donation when doing a review.

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Did you ever calculate what you paid for vagina when you were married?  How much per piece?

If you include child support and legal fees it close to 315000 or a thousand a pop. Provider are way cheaper the biggest cost is fail attempts trip the price to 250 a pop.

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so,
If you had a Vagina,  
What Path would you choose to take it down?

A.  Sugarbaby
B.  Escort
C.  Wif

or Planned Parenthood!

it in the review that you paid for the condoms AND the $23 hotel room, we other reviewers are going to think you're a chump and laugh at you.  If she scammed you, keep it to yourself.  Just remember that, unless you did three pops, you paid for a condom for the next guy, too.

$23 hotel! You can just use a big cardboard box in the alley and if you turn a condom inside out you can use it for two pops. They are made with two sides for a reason.  

A good woman brings so much more to the table then her vagina as important as it is. A good wife lifts you up when times aren't so great, celebrities the wins with you. She is a life partner, help raises the kid(s), your best friend and more. To replace my wife I would have to hire a consultant, a nanny, a therapist, a sex worker, a cheerleader and a maid and still would be lacking. Sorry you just can't calculate a wife's value on the number of pops per dollar.

P.S. A good husband does as much or more for his wife as she does for him. It is an equal partership at least in theory. I think I got the better end of this deal.

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Is when she sent me a water bill to take out of the donation because I took a shower in her bathroom and did not replace the cap on the shampoo bottle.

Sorry that as far as I go.

Thay only give you so many free ones.

That why I took it out of donation money.

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I always charge gals extra if they come to my place and don't put the cap back on the shampoo.

Don't even ask if they squeeze the toothpaste tube from the top instead of the bottom.  Suffice it to say, they'll be hearing from my lawyer

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...rip you are a dog but you are such a dumb mut no one would ever want your stud service.

At least in your case.

of all the board characters. But I have to say, I'm dying! I read this after reading the moving sale thread. Maybe whoever is trying to snatch up your housewares should find *all* the reasons to subtract from your asking price.

Dogs can easily lick themselves too, so it all works out.