Last year I took the Provider I'm seeing to the Sybaris on my Birthday. This year she remembered my Birthday without me even mentioning it to her. She's Awesome for remembering. I'm taking her to the Sybaris on my Birthday again this year.

Inquiring minds want to know.

Just asked she forgot but put my cock back in her mouth after answering.  

unless you're 100% paying her for her time.  

I'm 100% certain...  

bbfs = birthday boy full service?  bird brain's foolish sex?  

lol

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Be calling him Daddy?

And a question: Why the Fuck does Your Provider even know Your Birthday?  Oh, well, that also means she won't forget the birthday of Your Love Child, Daddums.

Why not!!! They remember mine!!! Btw it's in JUNE if anyone else wants to mark it on their calendar !!!! Hint hint BigPapasan!!! Haha!!!!

 
I'll wish you a Happy Birthday.

and you don't even have "your own" provider.

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I just got back from a wonderful dinner with several people from this little world.  Two other mongers and a very hot hooker at a terrific restaurant.  Lots of great booze, fine food and funny tales of misadventures in our floating world. And no one was paid to be there.
Then we all went to a strip club and realized what a shitty subculture that is compared to the "honest" transaction of simply paying for sex, as opposed to having money sucked from your wallet for a lousy lap dance.
Thus endeth the rant.

for whatever you want!

Rod can have one too. Free sex slaves for EVERYONE! Yippee!

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But u hate Asian providers!! You've stated that all over the chicago board!' Lol  

ROGM's Quote: there's no good Asian providers in chicago!! (I'm quoting word for word) lol. You should try a very well reviews Asian provider-wink wink hahahhahaha 😝😝😝😝😝😝

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Hahahhahaha hahha!!!  I'm lactose intolerant so no milk for me!! Hahah.  Hell to the NO on babies so no diapers are needed!!

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Well that makes sense. LOL!

I care to remember.  

Hey, didn't you promise to take me to the museum today and a walk in the park? I am free for a few hours and it looks finally like a splendid day, still a lil chilly. But OTCNNFU of course (OTCNNFU = ONtheclocknonookieforyou lol). Sounds lovely, we can settle our differences and you can of course buy me lunch at my fav restaurant too even better yet. Thanks 'I'nicky. But I can call you by your 'real' name and yes, I know what it is lol. It starts with a ' '.............just kidding.

But there are a few out there who I'll remember theirs if they've told me and we see each other regularly.

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But only if he "knows them really well."

Have a good day Jack. Try and behave on the boards during my absence today, if it's at all possible. And don't forget to breath for a brief moment. Breathing is good, let the good air in, the bad air out. There ya go, that's a good boy.  

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But if you don't take the meds this new doctor prescribes, it really won't matter much.

And his cousin's boyfriend's sister is his sister, too.  Plus, I'm pretty sure the boyfriend is Pimpster.

She was also an art student, so I toured her through the Contemporary collection. Then she bought me dinner. But I can't do that today, lambchop, because I have other plans.  Besides, I was just at an OTC dinner last night in the Flatiron area with a charming and sexy provider and two fellow mongers, one of whom is a fellow board member here whom you know and love.  So much fun to be had with the right people.

only for Tidwell huh.  
I see how it is now.... :]

In any event good thing the city is a big place. I hope you had a wonderful time, I can only imagine your 'clan' of mongers you hang with. I actually I prefer not to.. I was on the upper east side myself enjoying the company of someone who flew into see me...imagine that lol. Yes it happens. A beautiful 5* location as well. I know, not your style I'm quite certain. But a fabulous evening indeed for he and I.

Enjoy the sun today...it is lovely out.

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I am now convinced that ROGM is Udo. If this girl was giving him so much for soooo cheap, he would not have the time to post on TER all damn day. He would be too busy with clinic trips for STD and pregnancy testing.  

To answer the question, how the fk are we supposed to remember every client's bday unless they tell us, and most are not shy to broadcast it so they can get free shit. If it was a guy I was seeing for a long time and we happened to hook up around that time, sure, I would bake him a cake, cook him dinner, etc. and not charge him for that time.  -- Modified on 4/24/2014 11:56:35 AM

I asked him for his photo from a 3-D printer in HD and he couldn't provide one. I'm no easy lay, Taylor.

Especially since it is only a week before hers,

and yes hooking is a very honest profession IMO, even though some of the guys buy too much into the fantasy part of it.

BTW I stayed in the strip club for one more drink after you left, I have to confess if I didn't have the built in excuse that one of the dancers was my GF (for lack of a better term) I don't think I could have lasted that long. The dinner OTOH was great.

I will say, however, that I'm quite well versed in contemporary art.  Not sure why you prefer not to imagine who I was with last night, but one of them's pretty easy to guess if you read some recent posts here. And Five Star locations are quite my style.  If I were to guess, I'd say I've been to rather more of them than you have.  But I tend not to make guesses about people I don't know.  That's more your style, Minnie.
I do appreciate your interest in me, however.

Don't worry, my little dumpling, when/if you finally get it right I promise to tell you.

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If the waiter asked if TS was his mother.

I guess that would make the Turdster grandson material lmao

than the chances of Minnie ever getting it right.

That's a fact I'm afraid lol. I do enjoy the company of older gentlemen. They certainly know how to treat a lady.

Interest.  

In case you haven't noticed...most of whom I respond to are in the 'not my fav poster camp'not the 'of interest camp'.....but if you need that thought process to get thru your day, by all means don't let me stop you.  

I would hope you've been to more 5 star places than I considering you are over 20y my senior and live here...however I'm doing ok in the year I've been here. Yes...quite ok lol. I'll leave it at that. Have another beautiful place planned this evening actually on a totally different part of town. Love that and am excited. You have a good evening with whatever OTC you canmuster up.

Some old men do...some old men don't.

Being old(er) certainly is not a qualification to treating anyone better.

That's for sure. Lol

I'm afraid GaG has it right.  I hate it when that happens.
I'll just say, pumpkin, that even if you're "only" 42, you are still too old to be my daughter, let alone grand daughter.
Actually, I've been known to take some very young women to dinner.  I've been waiting for an old biddy (you know, someone Minnie's age) to lecture me: "You should be ashamed of yourself! She's young enough to be your daughter!"
My reply would be: "Oh, no, madam.  She's far too young to be my daughter."
LMAO.

I will say as a woman who only ever dated younger men prior to entering this world....it has been quite refreshing to say the least. At least for me and definitely new ground. Nothing wrong with younger guys at all as I have met with a few here too who are quite fab. But most I think can't afford me lol. At least that's what Ive been told.  They wanna play but, well,  you know how that is...sometimes love just don't come free I'm afraid. I'm sorry. Lol

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44.5 to the T and quite proud of it. Love and embrace my age. Ok maybe granddaughter was pushing it...blame it on your buddy of course. I've never seen someone so hung up on age like your buddy...I feel for him. Did he dye his hair and does he drive a Corvette with plates that say 'GAGsHotRide'. He really should chill out...like Aaliyah said infamously...Age ain't nothin but a number.

I refer to your continual guesses about me and what I do.  It comes close to stalking.  But when you're TER's Minnie Mendoza I guess it's hard to see at times.


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and watching you make guess after guess that's soooo wrong.  Don't you get tired of it? Why not try guessing again who I'm referring to?  It's really, really easy if you try a bit harder, Minnie my dear.  I've already told you there's a hint among today's posts.

I don't think he has a Corvette either.  Hey, this is fun!  Since you've tried to guess almost everything else about me, try and guess what kind of car I drive!
I do agree about age being just a number.  But only to a point.
PS: I've never owned a Corvette but the new ones aren't bad, though I prefer European.

Haha

We didn't exchange texts or phone calls between appointments, but she did text me on my BD to wish me a great day. It seems like a little thing, took her less than 30 seconds to do but that any many other little things besides the fact that she always rocked my world is the reason she remains my ATF even after retiring.

...12 days apart!  We try to go do something new in the time between our b-days each year to go have a special celebration!  We've traveled almost every year to go see (and play in) someplace neat.  On a different stroke, this year we are thinking of splitting the donation on a provider whom we both have wanted to meet for a long time!  Birthdays have never been so good!!!

Glad some of you have a favorite lady that remembers your Birthday like mine does. Take care of these Ladies and they'll take care of you.  

Just recently it was my Girl's Birthday. Went to a Motel for a few hours. Then took her shopping and had a great dinner with her.

Since men don't usually like to give out way too much info, I was considering making up a birthday for each of my regulars, then sending them an E-card with a coupon, or something... Still chewing on it.

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