Lex Luthor's (without the "e") true Identity is Michael Rosenbaum.

http://www.michaelrosenbaum.com/

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Two words:  Gene Hackman

u before e when it comes before t; e.g., luethor...NOT leuthor, OR luthor

... is a matter of respect for DC Comics/Warner/aol and their attorneys, who are quick to jump on anything they consider to be an infringement of their copyrights in any of their characters' including Superman and his pals and antagonists.  Am I right, Lex?

-- Modified on 4/28/2005 10:45:03 AM

Another two words

Mr. Clean

...it's kind of an inside joke that wouldn't make sense here.

How else would you spell Lex's last name?

...even for one as lovely as yourself. Little Lex will shrivel up at the thought of another naked man, much less the sight of one.

M + F(n)... a formula I live by.

...no wait... I just got word...I've already lost it. Apparently the rule is that if someone finds out your secret identity on their own, you're demoted from "enigmatic", right past "elusive", to just plain "weird". Oh well.

I'm sure we'd do just fine with your equation.