more of a PSE because I'm married and can get DFK, DATY, with the wife. I like a gal that will do facials, slurpy DTBBBJTCCIM, Greek, Asian, Etc. My wife won't take it in her Shit hole, thinks facials are degrading, and the closest I get to Asian at home is take out Chinese.
I understand your choice, and even share some of your thoughts. I love BBBJCIM, which ain't gonna happen at home. But if it's an either-or selection, give me sweet, tender, cuddly, affectionate, ete., etc. any day of the week. Just IMHO
Personally, I don't find most of the activities that go with PSE of great interest. Sure, I can get some of the GFE stuff at home, but if the provider doesn't look better than my wife and perform better, then I am not coming back. I must admit that the fact that my wife is 60 years old and we have been married for over 40 years has something to do with the way I feel about the GFE experience delivered by a beautiful, sexy, and young provider.
I agree as well. To each his own, and a good thing it is that we don't all want the same thing,but just give me a cuddly big breasted blonde that likes to snuggle and kiss and I'm a happy man.
That's a given recipe for a lovefest afterwards, on the living room floor with lots of pillows, seeing as now you've the time -no cooking, no dishes....Chinese takeout is SUPPOSED to be fun!
So here's what you do. Do PSE and bring chinese takeout.
Respect your wife. Pay for your whoring ways, lol. And bring Chinese takeout. Don't forget the food. It's romantic. But playful. Fight over your kung fu with your chopsticks. Wrestle her to the floor. Oops forgot, you're already on the floor. And you know the rest.
like egg whites in salt water.
Well, now, I'm roleplaying as High Priestess and you are Confessor.
Hmmm, consider the salt water a good thing. You're not bitter. Most semen smells like clorox, some taste very bitter. Consistencies differ. You sound fine. Anyhow, swallowing doesn't necessarily involve tasting unless you ask her to snowball.
Still, if she is not motivated to do it, then maybe you want to start there. Otherwise, you end up going out to the high priestesses for therapy. 
On the rug and you are busted in your role-playing. Then his wife will kill him and donate his eggs to science. What a fine mess. : )
...a PSE session would seem downright silly. At times even GFE seems a stretch.
I'm just happy when they have that Well-he-could-be-worse look of relief on their face.
That was along the lines of my first thought, although much better said. Still, my preferences run to GFE, even though my age and (shall we say) native abilities sometimes make just getting off an accomplishment
Guys, tell me this isn't what I have to look forward to as the aging process continues. I'm still dealing with being concerned that if I get some provider lovin during the day, I might give a sub-standard performance on the unlikely event that my wife is interested that evening. But it's at attention with no more than a warm breeze, or a cup of coffee, or the TV's on, or..., well, you get the idea.
Are you saying that it might not always be that way??? Hurry please, I'm loading the pistol.
...but it's not so much that your performance goes down, but rather than you finally admit to yourself that it really sucked to begin with. What makes that bitter pill even easier to swallow is that you also finally understand that every other guy's performance is just as bad, but they just haven't realized it yet. So they brag, you snicker, the lady's get a return customer with a stroked ego, and no body's the wiser.
Sure, the blue pill gives you a woody like you had in high school, but that just means that some unlucky provider will just have to deal with your piss-poor high school boy performance combined with a whole lotta back hair and undulating beer belly.
That said, the other blessing of age is that your really don't care anyway.
Still, don't be putting that pistol away yet. Save for the day you find yourself with a woody in the men's locker room at the gym. That'll be my signal it's time to check out.
That reminds me of the day back in high school where the rich kid had a woody in gym class. Boy, we gave him shit.
I guess I'm younger than you, because there's no blue pill, just the beginnings of back hair, but I do carry the belly everywhere I go.
Shame on you, you are so bad.........you need to be spanked.
...spank me if you want, but PLEASE be gentle...I'm a little tender back there. In honor of Anal Sex month, I ordered the Ronco™ Do-it-yourself Anal Sex kit and have been praticing at home.
I gotta tell ya, it's a tough thing to do by yourself, even with the kit. Good thing I took that yoga class last fall.
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I have been sick for a couple of days........and really needed a laugh. This cracked me up, and the smile on my face...well i don't imagine it'll wear off for awhile. Thanks Lex. hugs, ashlee
...wait until you see my Mr. Happy. I can practically guarantee you'll have periodic, uncontrolled bursts of laughter for the next 40-60 years.
careful , amusing and intelligent men tend to lure me in...and you with the lair and all.........oh and thanks for the directions....
that i am older then there mothers or younget then there daughter, i don't care. lets just have some as most menus are wide and vaired.
Agreed both, or maybe somewhere in between would be a more accurate description
I would prefer an affectionate GFE that enjoys passionate DFK, cuddletime and foreplay; but then one who also can incorporate wild PSE associated traits in her performance, such as BBBJ with CIM or facial, or possibly greek,. That's the perfect balance and the best of both styles.
I'm more a GFE guy but, A PSE would be good every now and then.
Turns a spitter into a swallow ever time. and if she still wont then I suggest you stop smoking and drinking coffee. and if she still wont then I am sorry darling she is just a prude.
How about a true GFE with PSE desires....
...to get their 55-gallon drum of pineapple juice. Good thing it's on special this week.
You can get almost the same results by taking Pineapple-Papaya enzyme tablets from Trader Joe's work almost as well and are relatively inexpensive. However in this business I think a lady is either going to do it for you on a YMMV basis or not and the taste is going to have little to do whether she does or does not. Of course the obvious exception is that if the taste was that bad the first time there may not be a second time.
... not that it matters, being that I'm a one-hit-wonder, I won't be wasting my one shot on a CIM.
...on the board of directors of the Dole Corporation?
Own stock in the company?
Perhaps just their top salesperson
I love the smell of pineapple juice in the morning!
The acronyms should not be the basis for the definition. The experience is the definition in my opinion.
Most of my girlfriends that lasted more than a night (and even many of them) did those things allegedly on the PSE list.
If they go on dates with you and treat you well and act like there is no where else they'd rather be then it is a GF experience, regardless of how perfectly they fuck the living daylights out of you.
In fact the girl that you meet at her hotel incall for one hour and you barely exchange names, just have a quick mechanical fuck or 2, I would argue is closer to PSE even if she won't let you do all the freaky stuff. Just like the movies, some strangers meet, they fuck with barely any conversation and then the scene ends.
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...I'm in complete agreement with your assessment of the misleading terminology.
Being 40 years old and mass rejected socially by women ever since I was a teenager, I have never had a GFE in everyday life. Even though I realize it isn't real & is just an act on the escort's part, it's as close as I can get to the real thing.