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My Neiman Marcus catalog arrived just in time for spring!  150 pages of chic femininity guaranteed to put a dent in any man’s wallet. Oh my god, those strappy pink Jimmy Choos with the little pink bows were to die for, humm, I wonder if he’s into foot fetishes. Well I just had to have them to match that little chiffon print bustier by Missoni on page 56, boy my tits would definitely be a hit in that little number.  Wow, Escada’s fringed white mini skirt with the open eyelets would go absolutely perfect with those Manolo Blahnik ankle strapped stilettos which could double as f**k me pumps later that evening, knowing how he’s so turned on seeing my legs spread apart with high heels on.  I bet this sexy little La Perla thong would definitely make his eyes pop out, (note to self – trim kitty cat). Let’s see, I think I’ll get this sheer little skimpy Maxmara see thru dress to wear on Valentine’s… hopefully he’ll get the hint to touch my inner thighs when we’re dining.  Oh  I almost forgot about accessories, lets see, Chanel has a kiwi green crocodile shoulder-bag which would match those high heel Giuseppe Zanotti sandals I bought last year. Oh do those shoes have history… it’s not often a girl gets f**ked bending over a yacht in high heels...  ooh, this Gucci ivory mini tote would go perfect with that flowery print g-string bikini I plan on wearing to that private pool party next week. Humm.. I know there’s going to be lots of men so I’d better plan on bringing extra condoms, never know how many times I might sneak away knowing how horny I get when I’m drinking.  All these things are adding up to a pretty penny, I’d better make some calls and line up some clients… shopping can get pretty expensive!

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