I was having lunch the other day at a fairly nice restaurant with some co-workers and we happened to be sitting by the window.  In pulls a car and a very nice looking young lady steps out.  Then I notice her license plate reads

CIM 1XX

That had me wonder..... I wanted to at least comment to her that I liked her plate, but the situation prevented that and I didn't see her again after she entered the restaurant.

So how about a poll/contest.  Provider License plates.  But there must be separate catagories for 'real' plates and 'made up' plates.  And all the made up ones need to be able to pass the censors.

Have at it

Hey cops, come and pull me over and search my car and arrest me for prostitution?

It may be a little hard to fit it all on the plate, but would serve the same purpose.

BBBJ 469

What are they gonna find?  A pussy under her dress?  A pair of tits under a blouse?

the SO, Ms SLZY blows by me in a black Corvette, I broke every law that I could to catch up and get a look (SO was curious too), turns out she was blonde and hot...

Laws are pretty strict as to what you can say, so I don't know what kind of excuse she used to get it, but it appeared to fit.

NSF

palm pilot, toys, rubbers, vibrators, videos,...nothing special at all.

I would guess that that particular plate belonged to a pornstar and not an escort.

OTOH, if it doesn't attract attention from the cops, it will certainly attract the attention of a lot of stalkers.

A friend told me about the plateholder he saw on a Z4 BMW. The driver was a smoking hot blonde. The holder read: If your are going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair.

Dang.

IF it played that cheesy, computerized sounding, music that is on some girls web sites.

xo Lisa

Suppose they find a wallet with my money in it?  That could be my wife!  The police are welcome to her.

This obviously was NOT a provider, but it was an actual plate I saw on the back of a car years ago: ID8JLB8  
I think the reason it was actually issued is b/c the morons at the DMV were too stupid to figure it out.  It's "I Date Jailbait" in case anyone is struggling with it.

but not forgotten: IB6NUB9