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I wonder what the Good Marquis would suggest...
fred-flintstone 1520 reads
posted
1 / 14

since rubbers are not 100% fool proof, are most providers using a back up method ??
anyone know of a provider that got pregnant with a client ? if so, what happened?

macdaddy1944 51 Reviews 677 reads
posted
2 / 14

i hear that you and Wilma had a little Bam Bam that resulted in Pebbles..

Posted By: fred-flintstone
since rubbers are not 100% fool proof, are most providers using a back up method ??  
 anyone know of a provider that got pregnant with a client ? if so, what happened?

inicky46 61 Reviews 381 reads
posted
3 / 14

Don't worry, I'm sure the imaginary baby will be treated in a very dignified way.

-- Modified on 7/18/2014 8:25:12 PM

Arovet 62 Reviews 504 reads
posted
4 / 14

Rod "look what genuinely good soul I am for looking out for the unborn babes" Tidwell.  Never miss a chance to be a compassionate, feeling male, right?  Seriously, what point to this post other than another lame attempt to paint yourself as the thinking man's hobbyist, somehow better than the rest of us perpetually in heat panting mouth breathers?  I honestly just figured it out, it's not that you're a wuss or an ass kisser, it's really that you want to show that you're better than the rest of us BECAUSE YOU CARE SO DEEPLY

inicky46 61 Reviews 326 reads
posted
5 / 14
Dr Who revived 422 reads
posted
6 / 14

I think he's just a clueless putz that is still awkward with women.

He's taken mangina to a bizarre level.

But to meet your definition he would have to be a narcissist.  And I'd like to think that he's not in that club.

President of buffoons seems more apropos.
Posted By: thehumanist
Rod "look what genuinely good soul I am for looking out for the unborn babes" Tidwell.  Never miss a chance to be a compassionate, feeling male, right?  Seriously, what point to this post other than another lame attempt to paint yourself as the thinking man's hobbyist, somehow better than the rest of us perpetually in heat panting mouth breathers?  I honestly just figured it out, it's not that you're a wuss or an ass kisser, it's really that you want to show that you're better than the rest of us BECAUSE YOU CARE SO DEEPLY!  
   
 

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 461 reads
posted
7 / 14

Spent some time trying to figure Rod out myself. Along different lines that only led back to his being in some unfortunate circumstance. But I think you nailed it.

Arovet 62 Reviews 417 reads
posted
8 / 14

What better way to achieve mangina nirvana than to be the ultimate empath?

-- Modified on 7/18/2014 9:38:46 PM

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 430 reads
posted
9 / 14
mongo19621954 22 Reviews 524 reads
posted
10 / 14

or early retirement......

I know a guy who got mouse-trapped by a stripper that way.  A VERY sad story.  One night of BBFS - 18 years of child support payments.... which would be enough to finance a three hour threesome once a week... I am guessing it will cost him about a Million - which is the highest hourly rate I have ever heard of.  As it happens - he has the money but....  I am dead certain this has happened to others....

 It would probably be a lot tougher for a provider to do this successfully because of the number of potential daddies....  there are some interesting logistics issues....

Does she get a lawyer to subpoena a few dozen "john does"? or just "johns".
Do we all line up for DNA swabs.... and when a DNA sample from junior is available, the "lucky" winner gets to start stroking checks once a month.?

Now if she ran into Bill Gates or something - I expect there would be a temptation to save the rubber  and the "sample" inside for a turkey baster later.  

As it happens, I am infertile.  So.... I don't have anything to worry about - but you guys might want to consider a few precautionary steps to keep you out of this horror story.

1, Consider more mature providers - less interested in such games.  They may have already had children and know that child support is a tough way to make a living....
2. A vasectomy - cheap, fast and easy.
3. Think about taking the rubber with you...  yuck!  but... safety first....
4. If you have assets - STFU.
5. Avoid f*cking strippers.... just say no....
6. this is a case where low volume may not be a good thing....

A bit of schadenfreude is a good way to start the weekend for me...

Be safe out there.... remember you can't pay them to go away if they have your bun in the oven...
 
Posted By: fred-flintstone
since rubbers are not 100% fool proof, are most providers using a back up method ??  
 anyone know of a provider that got pregnant with a client ? if so, what happened?

inicky46 61 Reviews 347 reads
posted
11 / 14

My opinion is you're a "normal guy" who isn't "better or worse than the vast majority of TER," nor have you presented yourself that way.  In fact, if your persona is for real, you're probably a nice guy.
Your problem is you are also unbelievably naive, clueless about the way things work (and should work), and are a needy, foolish blabbermouth whose opinions aren't helpful to any useful discussion.
I don't see any contradiction between my two statements and wouldn't be surprised if many here shared them.
I don't expect you will be remotely able to comprehend this.
Have a nice day.
PS: I also think you're immature and not very bright.

inicky46 61 Reviews 362 reads
posted
12 / 14

I think the Marquis might suggest something like this.

RespectfullyYours 9 Reviews 405 reads
posted
13 / 14

Have you ever read a post in its entirety? Or is it you are in such a hurry to showcase your overabundance of empathy and compassion that it makes no difference to you that in most situations your musings are completely off point and non-responsive?

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 402 reads
posted
14 / 14

Posted By: inicky46
I think the Marquis might suggest something like this.

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