I too am amishamed... of myself for laughing so loudly at that... -e
I was out drinking with some friends. Of course the conversation moved to sex, then what was the strangest encounter you have ever had. One guy hemmed and hawed and finally told us his story.
He lives in area near a lot of Amish people. Worked with several and got to know them pretty well. The Amish have a limited gene pool as they inter marry in the community. They will at times go outside the community in search of genetic material to broaden the pool. He was approached to make a contribution. He was single and said, "why not." A meeting was set up and away he went. The woman was covered with a sheet, that had an opening in a critical spot. In attendance was her husband and an elder from the community. They were there to make sure no pleasure occurred. He never saw her face and the only part of her that he saw was a big hairy 70s porno bush. It took him a little while to get turned on with the two dudes watching but finally got busy and finished. As he left he was given a payment for his stud services. He most have done a good job because they approached him again a couple years later for a repeat performance. He was engaged at the time and declined. Go find the Amish. You might get lucky and leave with a few bucks in your pocket.SPOTY worthy for sure.
Posted By: Tornacl
I was out drinking with some friends. Of course the conversation moved to sex, then what was the strangest encounter you have ever had. One guy hemmed and hawed and finally told us his story. He lives in area near a lot of Amish people. Worked with several and got to know them pretty well. The Amish have a limited gene pool as they inter marry in the community. They will at times go outside the community in search of genetic material to broaden the pool. He was approached to make a contribution.
He was single and said, "why not." A meeting was set up and away he went.
The woman was covered with a sheet, that had an opening in a critical spot. In attendance was her husband and an elder from the community. They were there to make sure no pleasure occurred. He never saw her face and the only part of her that he saw was a big hairy 70s porno bush. It took him a little while to get turned on with the two dudes watching but finally got busy and finished. As he left he was given a payment for his stud services.
He most have done a good job because they approached him again a couple years later for a repeat performance. He was engaged at the time and declined.
Go find the Amish. You might get lucky and leave with a few bucks in your pocket.
eommaybe next season of bachelorett
Do you also believe that Pop Rocks + soda = death?
Come on, man.
Sorry Tobi, but I Knew some guys from Pennsylvania who told me the same thing 30 years ago.
I checked more because I didn't believe it, but tis true for the reasons stated. The sheet and witnesses take the fun out of it!
Posted By: Tornacl
I was out drinking with some friends. Of course the conversation moved to sex, then what was the strangest encounter you have ever had. One guy hemmed and hawed and finally told us his story. He lives in area near a lot of Amish people. Worked with several and got to know them pretty well. The Amish have a limited gene pool as they inter marry in the community. They will at times go outside the community in search of genetic material to broaden the pool. He was approached to make a contribution.
He was single and said, "why not." A meeting was set up and away he went.
The woman was covered with a sheet, that had an opening in a critical spot. In attendance was her husband and an elder from the community. They were there to make sure no pleasure occurred. He never saw her face and the only part of her that he saw was a big hairy 70s porno bush. It took him a little while to get turned on with the two dudes watching but finally got busy and finished. As he left he was given a payment for his stud services.
He most have done a good job because they approached him again a couple years later for a repeat performance. He was engaged at the time and declined.
Go find the Amish. You might get lucky and leave with a few bucks in your pocket.
That's exactly how urban legends spread, dude.
Look it up. When the Amish become concerned about their gene pool being limited, they simply meet up with other Amish communities by way of either individuals moving to different communities, or by the large migration of one community to another. If they're concerned about potential inbreeding consequences, do you really think they'd pay random dudes outside of their communities (dudes who are carrying god knows what diseases) to just come in and have extramarital/premarital sex with their women? That pretty much goes against their entire belief system. Common sense > "some guys'" stories. Sorry.Posted By: silvertongue1
Sorry Tobi, but I Knew some guys from Pennsylvania who told me the same thing 30 years ago.
I checked more because I didn't believe it, but tis true for the reasons stated. The sheet and witnesses take the fun out of it!
Posted By: Tornacl
I was out drinking with some friends. Of course the conversation moved to sex, then what was the strangest encounter you have ever had. One guy hemmed and hawed and finally told us his story. He lives in area near a lot of Amish people. Worked with several and got to know them pretty well. The Amish have a limited gene pool as they inter marry in the community. They will at times go outside the community in search of genetic material to broaden the pool. He was approached to make a contribution.
He was single and said, "why not." A meeting was set up and away he went.
The woman was covered with a sheet, that had an opening in a critical spot. In attendance was her husband and an elder from the community. They were there to make sure no pleasure occurred. He never saw her face and the only part of her that he saw was a big hairy 70s porno bush. It took him a little while to get turned on with the two dudes watching but finally got busy and finished. As he left he was given a payment for his stud services.
He most have done a good job because they approached him again a couple years later for a repeat performance. He was engaged at the time and declined.
Go find the Amish. You might get lucky and leave with a few bucks in your pocket.
I'm skeptical of this story. If it did happen in sure it's extremely rare... About as rare as Americans and Asians and Europeans doing strange things.
Posted By: Tornacl
He never saw her face and the only part of her that he saw was a big hairy 70s porno bush. It took him a little while to get turned on with the two dudes watching but finally got busy and finished. As he left he was given a payment for his stud services. Bullshit! She's of German background and lives deep in the heart of Amishland. Her exact words were, "No! We like inbred in Lancaster County."