I was thinking of bringing my atf as a caddie for the day, but I was afraid I would never make it to the venue!

-- Modified on 6/1/2005 6:11:21 AM

... I would worry that all I would have left is a bloody shaft..  EEEWWWWWW

But I love the line from the women's champ:

'saying hours later the activity was "about as pleasurable as rubbing an elbow."'

I do not know, my elbow can get pretty horny at times.

Maybe we can talk him into coming

-- Modified on 6/2/2005 3:08:48 PM

as in who wins has to have a fantasy. I would think the prize would be to actualy have a chance to fulfil that ultimate fantasy with no sied effects or recriminations.