So I thought I might do something 'of limited intelligence' and post a CL ad in the hope of a ray of sunlight..

Talk about asking for to much...
He could not even grasp that it was not my 'phone' that disconnected him..

Yet another CL bright light bulb..
About as bright as a 5 watt bulb in direct sunlight..

How are they even able to surf the net??? No wonder I quit posting there...

-- Modified on 2/15/2008 10:59:22 AM

I am horny and would like to really really take care of you, Baby!




-- Modified on 2/15/2008 11:17:16 AM

I am sure that we would all get a chuckle if we knew what you are talking about... sounds good - illuminate us!

OMG!!  You are going to have to pay for a new moniter to replace the one I just spit out my coffee all over!!!!!!!!!!

How does that not surprise me???

Have you ever seen a 5 watt light bulb in direct sun light???

Sort of has NO light.. Ahy??

Would not be very 'bright' now would it.

Like it was not 'bright' to try CL and the one who called was not very 'bright'....

So to sum it up in direct words for those who cannot read between the lines-- DUMB..

Does that provide better clarity???

BS surely understood the analogy; just looking for some amusing details from the encounter that let you know what a dim-wit you were dealing with...

My Oversized Structurally Reinforced Bed Or Your?

My Folds are Getting Sweaty Already!

CL would work better if we women would only post ONCE a day. The gentlemen have to sift,...swim through dozens upon dozens of ads,...its easy for our ad to get lost in the sea of postings. You usually have to come up with a catchy headline to get any responses. Alas, do not give up, CL is worth the daily post (one time please).

Sable

-- Modified on 2/16/2008 9:22:22 AM

I did and I now had a really tough time holding it all down.  If I were a woman and a SP and he came to see me, I'd instantly become celibate.

There are reasons to avoid CL, on both sides.  Thankfully, I haven't had breakfast yet...