"Very well, Sir. You're not only handsome but a powerful man. I could see the second you walked in here you were someone to reckon with."

Hope that helps, since it's not actually my quote it doesn't make me gay for trying to help you out.

Best of luck with your venture.

Calm yourself!

Flirting is supposed to be effortless.  Don't try so hard and it will come naturally  Good Luck!

He just made shit up right and left.
He'd write for four hours one night and turn them in and he'd be done for the week.  He made a bundle.

I'm Scorpio so I told him, "say that Scorpios are gonna get a hard-on that lasts all week"

He thought for a moment and wrote:
"...a protruding blindness will overcome the Scorpio this week..."