What's the one thing you OCD about when you are on a p4p date with a provider/hobbyist?

Dog in her room uncaged and the little fella wants to watch or touch his or her wet little nose...
Makes me shudder to think about it.

But I'd have to say odors. For example, I did a double recently and it was one of the girls first P4P times. She did ok, but I couldn't get over the fact that she had some BO. Not homeless person funk, but it was obvious she didn't shower that day and just put on some deodorant. Most providers (I would think) would be at their best the first time out. So for me it's odors I can smell a smoker right away, I remember one telling me she ate a lot of garlic. People who do that actually have it coming out of their pores. Sometimes I wonder about people. If you can smell it so can I.  So it's odors for me. They are distracting.

that lube didn't just get way over there by accident. Use it, wtf ... lol

Even when other girls who use the incall are tidy, I compulsively check the room to make sure there are no used condoms, discarded wrappers, stray washcloths, etc. Finding these things is not too common, but would be such a colossal turnoff for the client. And sometimes you find stuff at the incall that is not so much messy as weird.  You get in and wonder why there's a Barbie doll in the fridge or an Ojibwe dreamcatcher in the bathroom. Lol

I do that too, but it still didn't prevent a 100 dollar bill from falling under the bed once. Being told the envelope is "short" via text is pretty embarrassing, but she was very sweet about it and told me to just send her a gift card thru Amazon. Why does shit like this only happen with providers you really like? Damn!

the shouts:  "Police, open up."

YES, I even have on my website No Smokers!! That's when I send them to the shower, with a toothbrush and paste. That mouth is not touching me until it's clean!!

I OCD over every ... single ... detail.

How realistic is that show?  I've never seen it.