Which of the following on a scale of one to ten best describes your reaction to the taste of semen the first time you tasted it.  (Guys, it would have to be someone else's, not yours.)

3

How would my, or some other dudes jizz accidentally get in my mouth????

This brief video will explain it.

i too was 16...it was not necessarily about taste but consistency...not much to taste except maybe if you are a smoker (yuck) or eat heavily scented food ie garlic or even a lot of breads...you are what you eat...so i am gonna have to go with 5

22 when I got married and learned to be comfortable  

Who claims she would vote 9 or 10.  She never wanted to let a drop go to waste...

Had a gf once who claimed to love my taste.

She said it tasted like bleach or heavily chlorinated swimming pool water.

...some guys snowball. Doesn't sound like your cup of tea either.

he hasn't tasted his own. Aside from you, Jack. I'm not a gulper, but I'd have to admit my curiosity has found mine is rather pleasant. Most of the time. Diet rules ... SOOOO ... thank you ladies for all of your prep time ... I try the same for you.  

I don't have a fucking clue as to what my cum tastes like and I don't have even the slightest curiosity or desire to find out. I also have no idea what pig shit tastes like, and I can go to the grave without ever finding that one out either.

brush her teeth before you kiss her after a CIM? You certainly are a feisty one GaGa ... Or does a SO have to shower and douche before you go down on her again? I'm guessing SO service would be BBFS ...

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and yes, I am one of those guys who will only "eat then fuck" and not the other way around. If she wants me to DATY after I have shot a load into her, she doesn't have to shower AND douche, one or the other will be sufficient.

6. I had heard it could be very salty and taste like foods they eat so I kinda knew what to expect.. It wasn't great but wasn't gross either.. Its all about the guy because I've had moments where its like "yum" ranging all the way to "I'm going to die" lol!!!!

the pig shit analogy was a little off point unless you give a sow oral.

and no, I am not curious as to what my shit tastes like either, and after all these years of wiping my ass, I have never taken a taste of my shit either. It has simply never occurred to me to do so. If you fell different, that's fine, I am certainly not judging here, but it does make me wonder why you are so adamant that I MUST HAVE done so at least once in my life. Why is this so important to you?

Never have and no curiosity at all.

1. I have no idea why you keep referring to shit in this exchange, except to make you point. But ...do you DATO?

and I will admit, I can see myself getting caught up in the heat of the moment and performing DATO on a woman sexy enough to make me forget I was sucking on a woman's asshole. It's not something I have any desire to do, but I will concede we do things in the throws of passion to please out partners that might be out of our normal wheelhouse.

Why would I want to lick ANYTHING that my body expels? If my body feels the biological need to get rid of something, I am not going to argue with it.

You still have her #?

Re: Had a gf once who claimed to love my taste.

Do you still have her #?

My SO at the time had just finished a nice BBJNQNS, and in the heat of passion we exchanged a lusty kiss.  Unfortunately there were remnants still lingering in her mouth.  That was 35 years ago.  I vote for number 3.

No {sigh}. Her husband found out and put an end to that...  She was the closest thing to a nympho I'd ever met...

Maybe you can try some additional nouns and adjectives. 😷

No. Fuck no. LOL

Who could stop you? Who would want to?

I hear they are STILL looking for that donkey ...

that are using a dental dam when eating pussy? LOL

you might actually say something funny ... it's ok, you can have an off day ... 🔇

being younger than 25, right Jack. Lol

Those of us who like transsexuals may have had the experience...

She's supposed to swallow something you can't stand?

since I've had the transsexual experience.  It was # 5 for me.  It didn't seem to have any "flavor."

hat pig shit (or cow, horse, or chicken shit) tastes like, you've obviously never lived on a farm or ranch...

but I was always pretty careful to keep my mouth shut when there was any possibility of "splashish" lol

but don't try to give me that "what's good for the goose" crap where it comes to getting fucked in the ass either. Yes, it's a double standard, and NO, I don't really care if it is.

.....or maybe only one way....

It's a reference from "One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest."

Sorry. She married the guy she cheated on me with.

guess his cum must taste like french toast and bacon

are the reasons I learned to spit.....

Most likely you got the best end of that deal.

...a rock and a hard place.  Either your handle is an homage to Truman Capote's lover or you came up with another reason from "Cuckoo's Nest" and you're admitting that "Jack Dunphy is full of shit" - a line from the movie.

...rimming and ass play.

Jack Dunphy IS full of shit. LOL

From the very first load, I was hooked. It's not the taste (which I have no qualms with), but the intoxicating rush of ecstatic triumph that I've made my partner cum, and that I get to consume the physical product of my ministrations that drives me crazy. The sweet taste of success? It's been that way ever since for me.

giggles maniacally when she makes me cum... she admits it's a power trip...

..."not as bad as I thought". Ehhhhh .... I guess #5 is the closest thing to that.

Yea, his cum probably tastes like cocaine.

Like a never-ending quest for better and better jizz.

Of course "leaving me" is a bit of an exaggeration, considering she was 17 and I was only 14 and she only fucked me to get back at her ex bf. But it is true that she took up with a coke dealer just a few days after fucking me, but I was walking on air for a week none the less. I can only imagine what she looks like now,  a coke head, or ex coke head, sixty years old. I think I will just remember her how she looked at 17 instead.

..."Abondon all hope". So the question begs.... "All yea who enter here"?

I'm a "sex worker" camp. Ya know..."classy" and all lol.

Unlike some guys here, my entire sexual history does not consist solely of hookers. Mainly, yes. Solely, no.