There is this endless fascination for me with female porn stars. Now I was never one to yodel, not even in the shower, but porn Kareoke was on the menu tonight. "Clap-clap-clap deeeep in the heart of porn valley, City of Lost Angels." Riding shotgun in my best friend's mini van we braved the arteries of the city to find the stars, or fallen stars of porn. Satiated on Chinese, the only position that won't be described here, we tried to look low key, but I was wearing orange platform flip-flops and looked au natural, the ultimate chick magnet in action. (The quiet before the storm brewing.)

Its understood if we need to part ways, I'm taking a taxi home. Which fine young cannibalistic vixen will be in my bed next morning?

And I came again.

I saw 2 porn goddess: one riding the other CG standing up. Riding her like a candy cane, doing it, and doing it and doing it well. Another girl, brunette groping a blond while she chit chats with the blond's boyfriend. All of the cocktail waitresses had grade A tushies. I was scared of what I might do if I used the rest room. I need to clear my planner to digest this. The guys stood numb, like Bambi in the headlights. You could hear a Guinness can crush in agony.

Veni, Vidi, Vici.

I heard its a wild time.
I found this on the Porn Star board which explains the type of stufff that goes on. Do tell us Mish, did you "sing" during or after Kareeeeokeee?

"luck be a lady...Tonight"....sing it Frankie....

Cheers!

on this?  Gwyneth just left, having sealed her latest deal, and so Harvey's getting out of the shower.  He'll be toweled down and waddling down the hall in a sec, so I thought I'd better jump on this right away and get it tied up.

Charlize was calling to get the part, but I told her she wasn't grown up enough...  

Allow me to shake it completely empty.

I think he snatched the pussy from the pile...

I say, you are one right randy dollie.

Did they glow in the dark when you sang Margaritaville?


Tallyho!

synonymous... but also delicious and slippery when wet.





Booooiiiinnnngggg!

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I sometimes wonder if some women get it on with other women just (or at least partly) to drive men crazy.  BTW, it works!  And, we need more women like you.