Know me........I do however tell them to make sure I do not go off half cocked ! !

Wasn't it Confucious who said,

 Women with skirt up around neck, run much faster than man with pants down by ankle's.

I don't need mace, cuz I have a killer tongue :-P

It can penetrate a body in a single thrust.  

Oh, yeah, I do sometimes keep the poker from my fireplace toolset in the hallway, and one guy believes to this day, I think, that I keep it there for protection.  I explained that I use it to retrieve bottles of laundry detergent or fabric softener that attempt to escape by sliding down between the side of the washing machine and the wall (that hook on the end of the poker is real handy), but he seemed not totally convinced.  I could just SEE the review he might write, mentioning that I keep a weapon at hand, just in case I feel the need (or the urge) to inflict serious bodily injury.  

Other than that, the scariest item (to many men) that I have is my strap-on with the big, black dildo.  Hehehehehe.


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...First off, they're heavy. Second they're large and not easily concealable. Finally, you need plenty of room to weild one propery, and I'm not sure a hotel room ceiling would give you enough room to swing it...

All joking aside. It might not be a bad idea for ladies to have some pepper spray, I don't think you can buy Mace?? Particularly ladies that travel. A little protection from that wayward fool that gets out of line might provide a little piece of mind.

it came with a prostate attachment.... Talk about forgetting it was a service.....It might be like back being 27 again when I could hit the celing fan...lol..

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