Some are addicted to love, but I'm addicted to pussy eating.
So, why don't we have a beaver eating contest? Who among you guys are up for the contest? I'm still wonder who among the providers have an insatiable appetite for being DATYied with multiple squirts?
Yours truly,
DATY-FOREVER :=) hehehe
P.S. There have already been DFK and LFK (kissing contest) and orgy contest, but no DATY contest yet 
Oh yeah...a pussy licking contest (sorry...I hate the acronym DATY). I am down with it.
If someone had a gun to my head and said "You can do one thing or have one thing done to you before I shoot you", it would be kissing that princess in the temple.
Guiness has the record for longest kissing. Some PS hold those orgy records - 100 guys with 1 PS. I think they hold it in Las Vegas. You should go and join. LOL
PS Houston did 500 guys. Someone else topped that so Houston did like 750 to regain the title.
I don't like sloppy seconds, I couldn't fathom being #750!
like a two-headed DATYer doing a three-twatted, baton-twirling bearded lady. Wink!
Hugs,
Ciara
I will probably need to practice at least 5 times a week to prepare myself for this event. I've been known to be a cunning linguist.
How do you like my Cici imitation. I've been working on it for weeks! wink! silly wabbit!
Yes, a fur pie eating contest and I don't care if I lose. As for providers, my favorite for DATY was Lesley Warren. Just retired last week, she spent 2 days with me in January and managed between 30 to 40 of the wettest Os from DATY. Only required a minute or two between female pops and boy did she scream. I was down there so long I needed an oxygen mask! When I got tired I let her DTBBBJCIM. Two days of DATY school...think I got better at it.
Saw related cartoon the the Washington Post today. Don't know how to point to it so it is paraphrased below:
RED AND ROVER by Brian Basset
Rover(the dog, upon seeing the huge smile on Red's face): "Now, that's the grin of a winner!"
Another Contestant walks by: "Better luck next year, Red!"
Rover: "YOU LOST?!"
Red: "I like to think that the only real losers in a pie-eating contest are pies. Ha!Ha!
[The last part about the pies being the losers may be out of place here, though.]
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