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andrewww12 6 Reviews 2980 reads
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i swear, at more than half the incalls i've been to (ie. those that are probably the providers legit permanent or part-time residence) the girl usually has a cat or even several of the fuckers. anyone notice the same thing in their experiences? i don't think it's a reflection of the general population since i would say at the max only like 25% of random people i know actually have cats. i'm hella allergic to cats (nose gets runny and my eyes get irritated) and i can usually tough it out for an hour or whatever but i think it's time for me to start asking them beforehand if they have cats and if they do, either see if they can do outcall to a hotel or i'll have to meet someone else. i hate cats/felines, they are so much more foreign compared to dogs and generally anti-social, arrogant, and often times mischievous. maybe this says something about certain hookers?

stevenst 10 Reviews 1071 reads
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Some like cats, some like dog. Although, of the people who like cats, most are ladies in my limited experience.

Hate cats personally.  They scratch and their poops smell horrendously

mrfisher 108 Reviews 1302 reads
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They just like them, that's all.

Maybe they get some kind of psychic charge from them to replenish all the ying or yang they dole out to us guys all day.

Actually, the gals I see tend to have dogs more so than cats, for whatever that is worth.

Senator.Blutarsky 895 reads
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...can't recall ever meeting a gal with a cat, but have met plenty who have those little lap dogs and one who had a German Shepard. Luckily none of them tried to hump my leg. :)

Panthera12 950 reads
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A hooker can go on tour for a few days and cats will take care of themselves as long as they have food and an extra litter box. If you leave a mutt home alone for a few days they will shit and piss all over the place, chew the walls and become mentally unstable or neurotic. Just ask TheHoundOfCullin. He'll tell you.  

Cats can have a very complex personalities that a lot of people just don't see and dogs can't purr.  

It is nice to have a fan club  :)

SinCitySinner 64 Reviews 1186 reads
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they fuckin' ignore you when you walk in... On the contrary, my baby boy is all over me when I walk in the door..  

Also when I take him out for a walk, hot chics want to stop and talk to me and pet him..

numpty88 14 Reviews 1023 reads
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hgfgs 24 Reviews 1327 reads
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She had two black, well trained cats. They added to the overall atmosphere. It seemed like at times all three of them were working in unison.

hbyist+truth=;( 1295 reads
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Just ask and see someone else. I am not a dog fan at all, slobbery, smelly, whiny and attention seeking. You being a dog lover...maybe my description says something about you?

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hbyist+truth=;( 1103 reads
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At least with a cat, you can use a scooper. And since when did dog shit smell suddenly like lavender?

andrewww12 6 Reviews 1294 reads
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Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
Just ask and see someone else. I am not a dog fan at all, slobbery, smelly, whiny and attention seeking. You being a dog lover...maybe my description says something about you?
>slobbery, smelly, whiny and attention seeking.

not legit.

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 1293 reads
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Maybe it's a Hawaii thing? But then even a few touring ladies have brought their dogs with them. In any case, cats or dogs don't bother me, but if you are allergic, you should definitely ask ahead of time

russbbj 89 Reviews 869 reads
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I feel the same way about car salesmen. Fortunately, I haven't encountered a car salesman at an incall yet, that would be a deal breaker.

russbbj 89 Reviews 790 reads
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my shit stinks too, who am I to judge?

russbbj 89 Reviews 1001 reads
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My ex, got mine in the divorce. Damn, I miss my dog

JohnyComeAlready 1218 reads
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The trick with salespeople is to have more knowledge about what you are purchasing than the person trying to make the sale

littlecheddar53 67 Reviews 1125 reads
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Zoey, you have the best furry kitty ever!

KibblesnBits 892 reads
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who needs them. a wasted pet. pitbuls all the way

lopaw 29 Reviews 1323 reads
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inicky46 61 Reviews 1134 reads
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Because I've seen a few gals with dogs.  Always little dogs.  But never, I mean never, have I seen a hooker with a cat at her incall, except the one between her legs.

89Springer 867 reads
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Have any of them been in the bed with you when you were going at it? Did any providers pet the dog while having sex?

Jinx_The_Cat 33 Reviews 1059 reads
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What you implying here chump?

Sidney Starr See my TER Reviews 1044 reads
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If you are going to a providers home that she have pets. I for one have dogs. Not a cat person but like them. I like a dog that's wants to be around me at all times. I enjoy them. I have three and they are medium sized dogs. But I would never have them around any clients. That would be not too sexy at all. ;-)

RoxyParker See my TER Reviews 985 reads
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I do have a soft, warm kitty that loves to be pet :)

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 1109 reads
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owever, I once did an overnight and the dog slept on the bed with us. The dog was very well behaved and just laid in the corner of the room minding her own business while we played. When we were done fooling around the providercuddled up next to me and fell asleep, andher dog then jumped up on the bed and slept next to me on the opposite side. I was sandwiched between the lady and her little dog and spent the night like that. :

AbbyRose See my TER Reviews 1094 reads
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...actually, pop a Cetirizine, which is the generic version and has the exact same drug formula.

I have tons of allergies, and I take zyrtec daily. My allergies are so bad that if I forget, around 30 hours after my last dose I'll start with itchy skin (hands, feet, knees, head) and if I don't heed that warning then I'll start sneezing. Zyrtec is awesome and kicks the allergies to the curb within a half hour, and lasts for another 30 hours or so.

So if you just keep a bottle of generic zyrtec on hand (it's really cheap) and pop one a little before the date, you should be able to weather that just fine. :-)

I'm speaking from experience. I'm allergic to cats and for 5 years I lived with 3 of them. As long as I didn't pet the cats and then touch my face, I was fine.  

Good luck!

hbyist+truth=;( 963 reads
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Posted By: numpty88
since cats don't need the care & attention we demand.

hbyist+truth=;( 1222 reads
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That which you don't understand you are afraid of...feel the same way about women too?  



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JohnyComeAlready 1186 reads
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The most gracious of hostesses will accommodate all of her guest's needs.

Posted By: AbbyRose
...actually, pop a Cetirizine, which is the generic version and has the exact same drug formula.  
   
 I have tons of allergies, and I take zyrtec daily. My allergies are so bad that if I forget, around 30 hours after my last dose I'll start with itchy skin (hands, feet, knees, head) and if I don't heed that warning then I'll start sneezing. Zyrtec is awesome and kicks the allergies to the curb within a half hour, and lasts for another 30 hours or so.  
   
 So if you just keep a bottle of generic zyrtec on hand (it's really cheap) and pop one a little before the date, you should be able to weather that just fine. :-)  
   
 I'm speaking from experience. I'm allergic to cats and for 5 years I lived with 3 of them. As long as I didn't pet the cats and then touch my face, I was fine.  
   
 Good luck!

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Blowing Chunks 1031 reads
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Posted By: andrewww12
i swear, at more than half the incalls i've been to (ie. those that are probably the providers legit permanent or part-time residence) the girl usually has a cat or even several of the fuckers. anyone notice the same thing in their experiences? i don't think it's a reflection of the general population since i would say at the max only like 25% of random people i know actually have cats. i'm hella allergic to cats (nose gets runny and my eyes get irritated) and i can usually tough it out for an hour or whatever but i think it's time for me to start asking them beforehand if they have cats and if they do, either see if they can do outcall to a hotel or i'll have to meet someone else. i hate cats/felines, they are so much more foreign compared to dogs and generally anti-social, arrogant, and often times mischievous. maybe this says something about certain hookers?

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 1104 reads
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Blowing Chunks 771 reads
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Maybe they are severely allergic to them and don't want to sneeze all day? Is it their fault that they were born with an allergy that cause flu-like symtpoms?  

I happen to like kitties but dont want to drug myself with benadryl or seek out an expensive nonallergic cat either. I like cats but need to keep a distance.

SinCitySinner 64 Reviews 1101 reads
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skarphedin 1033 reads
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Homewrecker 970 reads
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It should be clearly listed if a provider has an animal In that location.  And vice versa, if you are a Guy and have requested an outcall, make sure you mention any pets.

Cats are dirty, they crap in the house and walk in their own shit and and they Walk on counter tops and furniture and most shed and leave fur behind.  This can be an allergy issue along with a way for an SO to catch you.  

All this should be disclaimed prior to a meeting.  For providers that travel with papers claiming small dogs to be "support" animals allowed to stay in high end hotels, same goes.  Chances are they have marked territory on furniture, they make noises and smell.  

Please disclose this info prior to a meeting.  Incall or outcall no difference.  Animals during sex is not my thing and smelling them or getting a fur ball in my throat is mood kill!  

Dorthy, leave your little dog Toto back home.  

Chances are if your a provider that travels with a tiny dog carting papers that allow you to stay at any hotel "by law", chances are you do have mental and/or emotional issues upstairs and at least your giving people the heads up.  They are after all called "emotional or mental service animals".

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Blowing Chunks 1086 reads
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And I don't like any eyes a human eye or an animal eye watching me and the girl in action.  I don't like having an audience,  let alone an audience that crawls up uninvited.  

As cute as they are, animals are in no way clean in terms of hygiene.  They lick everything in sight. Plus, they are inferior to humans and when push comes to shove, they are infact considered food in many cultures.  

Just because Americans don't eat cats and dogs don't make them equal to humans or give them equal rights to have privilege to be anywhere they want,  especially at an in call. It's just the same as any other animal below the human race, like cows dolphins turtles rabbits ducks alpaca monkeys...  

Now I'm against animal abuse and I don't eat cats or dogs but that is what they really are in the evolutionary chain: valid food source.  

I dislike someone else's saliva licking me spreading germs and possible parasites either.  

That isn't to say I don't enjoy their company though,  they can be fun to play with and hang out with...  just not at the incall when I have my junk whipped out.

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 1065 reads
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As I said, I wouldn't bring mine to my incall (because many, many people are allergic and that's clearly not their fault), but a physiological response is way different from someone saying "I hate cats." I don't see how anyone could dislike any animal. That's just icky to me.  

Posted By: Drunken Asian
Maybe they are severely allergic to them and don't want to sneeze all day? Is it their fault that they were born with an allergy that cause flu-like symtpoms?  
   
 I happen to like kitties but dont want to drug myself with benadryl or seek out an expensive nonallergic cat either. I like cats but need to keep a distance.

SinCitySinner 64 Reviews 906 reads
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Blowing Chunks 1193 reads
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Mostly stems from childhood fears after getting attacked or scratched, mauled, etc. People who are allergic to animals can in fact learn to dislike animals and many do dislike animals.  

Naturally, any negative reinforcement or experiences can result in dislike or even hatred. Or it might have to do with hygiene and dislike for parasite exposure.  

Encompassing them into a "I don't trust these people"  seem ignorant of their past experiences.

USGrantlover 219 Reviews 1163 reads
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Take a deep breath. Take a deep breath..........

JohnyComeAlready 1007 reads
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Do you really need to see girls state that they won't see guys who own a PB?

hbyist+truth=;( 1201 reads
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I am shocked that P12 is a cat lover. For a second my view of him changed, I guess the next douchy post will change that but for now, I like that about him.

hbyist+truth=;( 1263 reads
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and flush so no human ever has to pick up that steaming pile they just leave and walk away from. They wash their own paws after pissing on them, wipe their own asses before sitting on the floor and furniture and never smell

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Now I know why I am a man hating bitch. So according to your thoughts here, I am perfectly justified in hating  men because of a past incident. I know a few guys that are parasites so yeah now I get it...thanks DA.

Blowing Chunks 1282 reads
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So does that make you a less trustworthy girl because you dislike men? I for one don't put any correlation to your likes or dislikes to your trustworthiness.  It makes no difference,  because not everyone is assumed to like men.  

However,  I'm pretty sure once you spend an evening with me you'll turn into a man loving botch lol  my minimum rate is 2500 milli liters though.  ;)

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 1206 reads
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Panthera has a special place in my heart because of his love for kitties. Let's just say that despite the occasional cunty post, he more than makes up for it by being a good friend to the furbabies. :)

Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
I am shocked that P12 is a cat lover. For a second my view of him changed, I guess the next douchy post will change that but for now, I like that about him.

Panthera12 1447 reads
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Truthfully, I like almost all animals including K9's, bovines, amphibians (not to be confused with lesbians), reptiles, birds and most insecta. Sometimes more then humans.  

Please don't change your view of me too much. I kind of like it better when we snipe at each other.  

Do show me your left ear one day  :)

USGrantlover 219 Reviews 1204 reads
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Nats pulled it out! See how staying calm made that happen!

Panthera12 1120 reads
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Bahamia 1076 reads
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Hmmm, I don't know. I had a cat for a few months, and I bought him along on every tour. The one time I left him for 2 nights...he peed on my bed, and rummaged through the house a bit. Cats aren't really anti-social or lonely. They just love quietly lol.

Panthera12 733 reads
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a clean place to piss. Cats do not like a dirty litter box which is why I specifically mentioned an extra one. If he pissed on your bed, that was probably the reason.  

Try this sometime. Don't flush your toilet for a couple of days and tell me if you want to go there.

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