I am probably not doing the smart thing here, but just for shits and giggles, I thought I'd ask the guys to tell the most annoying idiosyncrasy you've come across with a provider.  I bring this up because my date last night did this to the extent that I initiated the end of the date...lol.  Something I don't think I've ever done before.  Mind you, this was my first experience with this lady. Yes, on incalls, I follow the cues and am mindful of the ladies time, but lately I have  been fortunate to find providers that will visit me at home.  

I don't mean loud in the bed room, I mean loud at the front door. Sweetie, there's no need to yell I'm not even two feet away from you. Perhaps it has something to do with the age of the majority of their clients?

I wouldn't call it an idiosyncrasy, I'd call it either self-centered and rude or done on purpose to run out the clock. I've had many fun and interesting conversations with providers but this one talked AT me, not with me, and mostly about her personal drama. She wasn't trying to short me on service, we got to everything (twice in fact), it was just her personality. Very much a boner killer. An idiosyncrasy would be, I don't know, like only being comfortable having sex sideways on the bed vs. longways. I met one once that had to keep her thigh highs on and kind of freaked out when I took them off, but she was BSC in so many other ways I don't think it counts. Other than that nothing really stands out, the providers I've seen have been pretty easy (no pun intended).

In my opinion it's a nervous thing (I'm not in any way certified to analyze behavior). I found that once I made the lady more comfortable, she settled down.  

I don't want to know your drama.  I want to put my dick in your puss.  When we're done, I'm happy to chat.

... and it was a real "WTF?" moment for me.  A well-reviewed provider (retired and delisted now) was on top of me (I was face up), straddling me with her legs while she was giving some attention to my midsection.  She had long hair which wasn't tied up in any way, so it hung all over including over the front of her body.  She had a great body back then, so of course I wanted to touch it.  When I reached for her breasts, I barely brushed some strands of hair, and she said sharply, "Don't touch my hair!"  I apologized, but things went downhill from there.  My worst experience ever with a provider who's well-reviewed on TER.  Needless to say, I didn't return and have never had anything like that happen with any other provider.

the minute my cock is in they start moaning and talking diirty. OH come on. No lady can cum in 1 minute of intercourse. I'd rather they just keep it real.

with having their small dog in the room during a session.

the Big Dog, I don't care about her pets.

You got that right. I know such a person. She wasn't always so talkative but it got worse as time past. I found the best thing to do was keep something IN her mouth LOL
 She has retired and I still see her socially. It is even worse now

I mean 10-15 minutes is ok, but anything over an half hour and I loose it. Total buzz kill....

Never know.

A few coy moans and some well placed sighs of satisfaction are much preferred to the Porn Actors school of over the top histrionics.  

Apparently my dick was less interesting to her than what she wanted to say.

is was MuddytheMudflinger. Unless you are saying you are the Skipper of the Mud Ship. Then I get it. Otherwise do you play in the mud or do you skip it? lol Don't take offense if I don't respond to your posts anymore.

I got to know one gal very well and we'd always dine out together.  
However she would invariably be disappointed with whatever she ordered and want what I ordered instead.  
Of course I'd always acquiese.  
I finally got smart and ordered for her what I wanted and vice versa, so eventually it all worked out.

order the exact same thing she ordered?

So how did she get you to shut up?  Oh..you did a BBBJ on a TS?

let me get the saran wrap.

I am still a relative newbie with only 42 dates/sessions in my less-than 18 months of hobbying. I have not been annoyed by a provider yet. It hasn't all been great (never less than "very good") , but I have never encountered annoying.
 I am sure I will eventually.

Because sometimes you get nervous and start posting like crazy too. LOL

Why do I feel the need to constantly remind the softer johns here like yourself that YOU are the client?  

LMAO!

That was deep

And besides, doing so is against my religious beliefs.

Quit  it already. Some of us actually enjoy his posts. And also why bring transexuals into the mix? As if that's something to be ashamed of. There are a lot of very nice trans  on this board who really don't need to hear that someone should be ashamed of seeing them.

happened to the last girl I saw, check my review of 'Savanah'

was something to be ashamed of?

and should.  We guys need to help each other out.

I have no issues with TS's. Someone protests too much me thinks but I'll apologize. Never gonna happen again. This is a fuckboard after all!

Talking bad about the provider who didn't meet your expectations.  
In her mind she was trying to keep you entertained. So she failed, move on quietly..Do we have to know?

Doc - come on. Re read your post, and everyone's post. First off, I'm asking what's wrong with TS? Play with words, but reading your (and others) posts straight is clearly insinuating that there is something wrong with seeing a TS.  

a review of a provider I'm considering seeing, I will pass.  I am paying to have the provider's 100% attention while with her.

While I think he needs to take more control of his sessions, especially when he is paying big bucks to do so in all probability, he certainly didn't "out" anyone here, as you imply.

No, I was WKing. I think?

That Courtney is about to be bombarded by your incessant whining PM's and emails?

LOL you're funny. When I get attacked I disappear and schmooze the boys. They know I love em. But I love everybody. I just like to poke at some things, ruffle a few feathers, let 'em fight about it, forget I started it, then I come back as sweet Courtney lmao

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That should solve the problem! Which came first, strap ons or snails?

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I think we can agree on two lil things here...and I say this with a hug and a smile

But I'm hoping he'll surprise me.  

I wanted to see if I could start a train wreck.

Talk about mundane, every-day stuff or non-sexy stuff while fucking? Definitely not sexy and super awkward, lol.
Another irritation of mine is if a guy knocks on my hotel room door, or cums, eeeextra loudly, as if to announce his presence to all the of my (probably square) neighbors. Thanks dude!

is a guy or a gal! Everyone has an anus!

Recently I met a girl in Boston on a business trip. Within 3 minutes of walking into my suite, she had asked me if "Tyson" was my real name, what my profession was, where I live, and if I had kids.  She had also told me far too much about herself and other clients, and claimed to be writing a memoir about her experiences too.  Not awesome. I actually had to say "Look, I'm just not comfortable sharing that with you, do you want to go change now?" twice to move things forward.  It never stopped.  By the end of an hour I was exhausted and paranoid.  

I met a great girl from what used to be the only good agency in Vegas (before the woman running it made the mistake of promoting a former high-profile Olympian as one of her girls) who did this too.  

Conan asked me to pass this along for your edification

What ever I didn't put enough effort into my post to use the right word.

You definitely know how to "play the game" here.

Although your strategy has not gone unnoticed by all of us here. The one thing I will give you credit for is that you realize first and foremost that this is a business for you, and you are smart enough to subordinate your "real" feelings in order to make a buck, at least "most" of the time. Every once in a while you say what you "really" mean, and then I believe you think to yourself "is it really worth it?" and take a day or two off and come back as "sweet Courtney" as you just alluded to. lol

probably thought you might try to pull it hard or something physical.

Thanks for the tip!  I've had them use the old....turn the a/c down and freeze em out tactic too.

can i get a job where you work?   42 dates x $300 =$12,600.  $700/month...well ok...not as much as I thought, but still some nice disposable income.  

I am a tad cautious about offending providers, and I am very very cautious with new girls...never know what is going to set them off. Like I said....the only time she wasn't talking was when my dick was in her mouth...

I like getting a window into who I am with - a very chatty girl is better than a completely silent one.  I then see it as my "job" lol to get her to focus on the task at hand, and I've yet to fail at this.

Lmao, that's funny

Yup. Let it slide down the pages a bit. That's when I need Dr Who to post a train wreck thread.

You used "whom" instead of "who."

I received an email this week in response to a post I made... and I could not understand about 90% of what was written.  There is obviously a language barrier, seemingly combined with a gallon of booze and likely a pile of drugs... and a request for a deposit to be wired before a first meeting. LOL, yeah right.  NEXT!!!