To all of you MILF's here: I'm proud to know you!

So a single mother I am on Mothers day.. I think back... to when the boys were young and I wasn't so single..

I didn't enjoy them as I do now..

So, it brings me to wonder, if I just didnt relate to them.. or , I was truly hindered by a man who also wanted a mother, entertaining his family and cooking and cleaning in HIS house..Of course, A house is always, HIS HOUSE. right..

Now.. It's My house ! And I've worked my fool head off to be where I am today ! A sex worker you say ? No, a single mom of great KIDS, Own a business, a career and all that goes with it.. and of course this. A sex worker .

Once there were rules..Put your clothes away, If ya dont do those chores, no Nintendo !, Homework after school ONLY, no outside ,wash your hands after every meal, take your shoes off at the door, dont touch my walls, get that bike out of the driveway, turn that stereo down.. Dads sleeping, no desert before dinner.. Healthy food only !! We don't go to the mall unless you get an A in three subjects!
Ugh so many rules, so little time, no no no, dont!dont! dont!

Now its glory glory !! They leave, they go out.... "Can I please at least see the floor," Best way to get them out of the house is,  pick up a dish and man, out the door they go, not to be seen for 5 hours, Wrinkled clothes that I once tidiously ironed , no longer ! Put that crap in the dryer, Dinner ? Order out ! Throw in some salad from a bag for health purposes, Now when  i turn the stereo up, we dance. Hungry ? I just bought chips and pop, go get em ! Make sure your bikes are in the driveway to piss dad off ! Don't clean up.. Dads coming over, play your music really loud for him ! He likes that !

A single mom, living in a suburban neighborhood, The women hate me, the pta hate me, LOL.. I hate you too frumpy ladies, with your unpedicured, broom hilda- aunt Bunny Hair-ed, untanned, miserable looking selves  ! These ladies think of single moms as a threat, As if we want their husbands !I dont want your El Camino, Harley drivin, couch potatoe, poker playing, cigar smoking, Bob Segar Listnin` husband !

Excuse me while I go blast some Red Hot Chili Peppers and Big D and the kids table while you live so happily pushing the lawn mower..

Well , It's Mother's Day I must go now, I have to call the kid that mows my lawn, the carpet cleaner because my kids at least got C's and just left for the mall ...

I'm all alone on Mother's Day !! Woooooooo HOOO!!!

Happy Mothers Day to me and to the rest of you beautiful single moms out there !

Happy Mothers Day to you too. We may not always feel like good mothers- especially at the end of a long day- but we sure do try...

I hope you had a great day with your kids. I did, my daughter got me the cutest white pants from BeBe. Shes only 2 but she has my style already..

I love to watch her strutt

Move slowly away from your computer, put your hands up ,just pretend you never saw that And I'll pretend I never read this

LOL

A Happy, though a bit late, Mother's Day to all of the fine Mom's here...especially you Miss Pre$ley.  

Thanks Webby.. Where the heck have you been? I have been looking for you all week and you were MIA. I was in Vegas..

Sounds like you were married to my ex!  My kids come to my place - not as fancy as their mom's.  But, they get their homework done, can relax and not worry about the "tension"....

I actually made the mistake of going out to dinner Wednesday evening...when I went into chat later your name still showed up but you had left.

Some of the guys said you had been looking for me, but didn't see ya again.  I guess the universe spared you having to meet me...I'm at my best in text anyway, it's where I belong.

Hope you had a good time in our none too fair city.

...and the poetry.