Ok, to you reviewers  who find it necessary to to tell us in your review to "treat her nicely " I'm asking you "nicely" to please stop. Am I the only one who finds this a little insulting.Do we really have to be told to act that way? It's just common sense that more respectful you are to our lovely providers, the better the time for us. But aside from that, it's simply the right thing to do. And if some jerks out there(and I'm sure the ladies will vouch that there are some) you telling them to "treat her nicely" won't make one bit of difference to those idiots. I know in the scheme of things this isn't a big deal, but I just had to get it off my chest. Stay safe and have fun everyone.

He is telling you that that hooker is special to him and is looking for a way to curry favor with HER, and this isn't really written for the johns reading it.

Yes, it's annoying.  So is "we fell into each other's arms like long-lost lovers," and "run don't walk." And they've been ridiculed many times on the boards. And they will continue to be used because people have no imagination.  Oh, well......

Here are a few of many others:

"I made her an offer she couldn't refuse."

Only in your own twisted mind is there a connection between a review cliche and you.  You are in serious need of some therapy.  Please seek help.

Well, that's what Otis said!

To me, when I hear "treat her nicely" it conveys that she has a certain vulnerability and natural sweetness about her.  That is how I'd interpret it anyway.  And quite frankly, I'll accept any little nuggets I can get from reviews to help me determine if a lady is a good fit for me.  Do cliches abound?  Sure - but many still relay some useful information, so they don't bother me.

I'm pretty sure it's a rarity to find a girl who likes to be treated like dirt.

I don't think I've ever use the phrase that has upset you. But find it hard to accept any advice or complaint from someone who has never contributed to the community.

Standard 2 call system no longer gets to be a standard though. It's more like texting or emails.  

He's still technically contributing to TER financially as he falls into the smaller percentage of TER visitors that actually pay and fund this site.  

Did the quick LE check.
She took it like a champ.
She didn't spill a drop.
Went on to K9, she said that's her favorite.

are in the guide book. I know you and The Doc are still sitting on a bunch of copies. I already gave out my share We may have to order a second printing soon. Let me know when you are almost out.

C'mon, it was double figures!

But I see you're someone wise and worthy of learning from. Who are these 'board boys' you keep referring to? Thanks!

Otis Redding and even more recently George Thoroughgood. I went with the Otis one.

"It's just common sense"
"in the scheme of things"
"this isn't a big deal"

Still haven't figured out it's your naive, insipid posts that cause such derision.

So do you think that a lesser review would call for someone ending it with, treat her the opposite?
Just asking. Sort of a pay it forward? To prevent her from getting a really good review right after a not so great review - Like a "White Knight " short term vaccine? Some say the White Knights fog the reality. Hope this does not cause a stir. Just asking. It is a form of bullying though. So usually a really good review does end in treat her right

Ouch but you are correct. Dudes fall in love. So do the ladies. Does it matter how they met? If you are lucky to love, I think it's great. Besides, guys love forbidden fruit. Step on another guy's territory does give some a hard on. I don't know. Just saying.

Especially the ones where the first O happens as soon as the door opens, but there are also Some zero O reviews, and many in betweens. The 4.765 is the tabulated average of all the 1.16 million reviews.

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guess we'd have to slip it into condom lube or something