For me it its:
1) Female condom friendly, I will not see any lady that is not Fc Friendly.
2)) CBJ; No chance in hell I will every spent a penny on any provider that wants to put a rubber on my cock before she puts it in her mouth.

Although I I dont care about about CIM, CBJ is to a deal breaker. Hell have not found three women that could get me off with their mouth anyway,

Lots of passionate kissing

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With a Total GFE experience.I gotta have passionate DFK and  
absolutely a BBBJ..

*** enjoys being pleased, and **** Great chemistry. FC friendly is nice but not a deal breaker.

Be really into men (too?), or can fake it really good!!!

To accept cash.  

about a post that's been asked a hundred times already (as if there's a lot of news matter being shared here)?

Must be one of your buds. Lucky guy if so ... lol

Frankly TG, I have no problem with redundancy nor your question. Different folks might be seeing it for the first or second time.  

It's why I raised the bunion post yesterday. New material  

LOL

I'd actually forgotten all about it but so sorry you're still carrying that around.  It must be tough to have the sensitivities of a 12-year-old girl.

Wouldn't expect more from you ... xo

thanks for stepping up and acknowledging tho... 🤣

You're sooo easy ... see

Well, not really. But thanks for your weak response.
xo

You need to change your Depends and go to bed.

no idea what you guys are talking about.  I feel like this thread is a tuxedo and I'm a pair of brown shoes.  No place for me here.  

Little boy likes to dish but can't take it ....  

See how easy little boy is to draw in ...

just felt like stirring the pot.

Everyone's affinity for getting  
their balls broken is different.

They are ill founded. You are adequate only in your own mind.  And probably not even there. Keep on drinking your own Kool-Aid.

Must-haves: DFK, BBBJ, reviews indicating a GFE experience
Deal-breakers: Smoking/any indication of drug use, unreviewed girls, girls with sub-7.0 appearance/performance ratings

Of course you were referring to him. As CDL would say own it.

Steph

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I just felt like breaking balls a little Steph ...  
So I can't bring the same level of sarcasm  
as many do ... I'm not making an apology...

It's funny to see how those who are in people's
faces all the time react when someone's in theirs.

It's a fuckboard right Steph. So I didn't feel the need  
to be "careful" ... now help me with this, I haven't been hete that long. Did CDL coin that phrase or Jack? LOL

WGAS? Nothing personal darling. I own everything or I'd hide or keep my mouth shut.

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Where's Jake when we need a grammar/spell check...
It's  aszhole and State Farm ... or as has been said to GaGa... have another drink ...

Try not to read too much into this. It's all in fun until
you get defensive ... or offensive. Not you per se ...

What he said.

CDL is the master of subtle and not so subtle sarcasm. Rumor has it he's teaching a course in sarcasm at JDU this summer and everyone knows professors grade easier in summer school!

GFE. Dfk isn't a deal breaker as Lfk can be quite passionate and erotic as well if done right and mood. Like highly sensual teasing but In the Moment.  
BBBJ.  

Has to be hot to Me. Reviews help but don't rely on them soley. Some can be very skewed, so have to weed out suspect ones. Example: A lady rates high on performance for the most part and fairly high on looks, but one or two will hit them with a 6 or 7. I usually discard those reviews automatic. Especially when they say she was very and would repeat.  I remember, ymmv as well regarding reviews.

I could care less either way... you obviously missed  
what I said about "owning" IT ... you're fixated on this . . Enjoy ... I guess.

...my hairs. It is quite a boner killer!

Great Reviews
Kissing
BBBJ
Great Positive Attitude
No Clock Watcher
Decent Looking (she doesn't have to be a runway super model)
Safe Incall Location
If I get along with her, repeat visits  
If I really like her, BBFSCIP

Covered BJ is a deal breaker for me for sure, CIM I would prefer it but its not a deal breaker. LFK/DFK is a must because I love kissing.
Besides good looks and good reviews, I guess I'm easy because I can't think of anything else.

You said there were No little boys on this Board.

*I have a Kiss and a Bandaid for your BooBoo, NOB.  
                   : )

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If so, you're off to a good start, with some of the weakest yet most defensive idiocy of the day.  Whatever I said to you last week that got your panties in a bunch must have really stung.  Awfully sorry 'bout that.

ooops. Sorry, I was thinking this was the  
Prostrate/Male G Spot thread. LOL 😉

I would LoVe to probe your insides, NOB

You'll need long fingers for that... reallll long

It's a matter of perception.

      I came for the FUN.

I'm surprised you admitted that here.

credit for something innocuous you may have said to me. If that's what your ego needs to feel like a big Boy, have at it junior. Stung ... lmfao

I'm guessing the gal has some "input" on this too.

I don't remember doing a site inspection. 🔬

Let it go.  You'll chafe yourself.

You beat me to it. lol

but I am sure he will eventually wear NOB down. Jake can do this FOREVER, and then declare victory sometime long after this thread is on about the third page and no one even knows, much less care that he thinks he "won"

I refer specifically to your little fantasy about "page three."  I never even go to page two.  So put up or shut up.  Go search on page 2 or 3 on this board and P&R.  See if you can find any posts of mine at the end of a branch that are dated differently from the one to which I'm replying .Then come back with your mea culpa.

😍

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Of course I ask her first. I just don't assume that BBFSCIP will happen. More often than not if I see her on a steady basis a provider will go BBFSCIP.  Well that's been my experience.

My deal breakers are smoking and CBJ.  

I look for GFE with sensual kissing, touching etc.  

CIM doesn't matter, have only had 1 person take me there with a BJ in 30+ years of sex and ~1 year in the hobby