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Fridays117 27 Reviews 2009 reads
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I'm talking $200 million or more.  
I'm betting most of the providers would quit (that's almost a given).  But would the rest of us go apeshit and get providers constantly, more expensive options, and/or become SD's?

Personally, I'd get divorced and give her half right off the bat.  Set up Foundations for the kids' futures.  I'd buy a nicer house, several nice cars and vacation homes scattered about the country and a few big apartment buildings to generate an income stream when the principle starts to run out.  

Then I'd proceed to try to fuck every gold digger ever born.  I'd start out with a string of high priced courtesans for the first 6 months or so, before settling in to a Hugh Hefner type lifestyle.  While money can't buy happiness, it can sure as heck make being miserable comfortable.

inicky46 61 Reviews 904 reads
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fuck him stupider with lots of CG and then review him here.  The Juicy Details would be hilarious.

mrfisher 108 Reviews 1134 reads
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morecoffee 1161 reads
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the money is enough to last a life time

inicky46 61 Reviews 1025 reads
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We can only be friends once you receive your brain transplant and a surgically-attached pair of balls. In the scenario above, my assumption was that "Court" and Gemma would expose a level of sexual incompetence on your part that would make for amusing reading.
Get it now

russbbj 89 Reviews 1229 reads
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Visit a number of really good hobby cities, set up in a 5 star hotel for a week at a time and have outcall after outcall of each cities finest back to back (with a 1 or 2 jour break in between each one). Then fly to the next city and repeat, ok I would trow in some golf in each city too.

Gemma Coreana See my TER Reviews 1196 reads
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Being involved in ur "War of the Roses"??? Please, I don't like drama.... Leave me out of it!!! Unless...we r all doing a 3some!!! 😝😝😝😝😝😝

Ttttthhhhaaannnkkkk Yyyyyoooouuu!!!!

GaGambler 1257 reads
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Now I have to clean off my monitor after spitting my coffee all over it. lmao

GaGambler 1139 reads
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If I ever get "stupid money" there is no way that I would put up with commercial airlines any longer. As anyone who has ever had the luxury of flying "corporate" or who has even just chartered a jet, you know what I am talking about.

Aside from that, I doubt I would do anything much different, except I would expand the number of countries I visit from the half a dozen or so that I go to regularly now, to virtually the entire world, with a couple of "off limits" places that I have no desire to travel to like all of the Mid East and most of Africa, but the rest of the world, "here I come"

I don't think there is anything I enjoy more than visiting other countries, eating their food, drinking their wine, enjoying their sights and fucking their women, not in that order of course. lol

keystonekid 114 Reviews 1175 reads
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the world and enjoy the company of women of different nationalities.  A FKK club would be on my bucket list of things to try.

RRO2610 51 Reviews 812 reads
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The money/ego obsessed Donald Trumps, Rush Limboughs, Mark Cubans and Mitt Romney's of the world may see need to chronically seek more and more and more money; but 200M would keep me beyond happily content for 10 lifetimes. I'm not saying I wouldn't spoil myself with an 8 bay garage and cars & motorcycles to fill each bay; but you can only drive/ride one at a time, eat only so much of a 5-star meal, see so many "Hit" theater productions etc etc. Why incur the need/expense for accountants, tax planners, property managers, business managers, attorneys, etc when one can live multiple extraordinary lifetimes and never have the need to earn another "taxable" dollar of "income"?

 200M Lotto win for me? Humble plans and desires too be sure.
A "manageable" sized single story contemporary ranch style home in the hills far away from the madding crowd with 6 to 10 garage bays, and enough solar panels to 100% offset electrical costs during the dog days of summer (FUCK the Utility companies!). Some cosmetic dental work for my smile, and a proper sized diamond ring with a bonified proposal for a very special provider/friend of mine.
 I have no children, and I had a vasectomy 20 years ago. A comfortable life free from any money concerns for me and the aforementioned significant other would satisfy me just fine. I'd still probably "hobby" from time to time; but the company of an 8, or even 7 - 10 I have historically found much more satisfying than a superficially inflated 10 - 10 Diva who is simply 'gaming' the review system. I'll leave them for those obsessed with 'trophy hunting' and their conspicuous consumption emotional needs

Blowing Chunks 732 reads
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But he quickly put it in his mouth.  Not sure why people eat their own boogers.  Strange....

Blowing Chunks 851 reads
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Are you 100% certain?   Are lottery tickets fair?  
What if lottery tickets didn't sell?  
Remember,  lottery existed before there were lotto drawings .

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 1122 reads
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JohnyComeAlready 1068 reads
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He does not actually live that way, it's a put on.

 
Now, if I one the lottery I'd buy a big mansion and bang hot civvies at my extravagant parties... and when the right hot piece-of-ass comes along, marry her.  

 
See, doesn't that sound like total BS

JohnyComeAlready 1065 reads
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I'd follow you around the globe with my bible in hand, thumping it every chance I get.

 

What's life with out purpose? lol

GaGambler 1387 reads
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and my response was pretty much the same as my answer today, go figure. lol

Maybe since the same questions are asked and answered on such a regular basis I should just keep a folder of my responses and use them every time the question is asked

GaGambler 1079 reads
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I would actually enjoy dropping you off

at 35,000 feet of course. lol

JohnyComeAlready 1477 reads
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I believe, I can fly... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIQn8pab8Vc&feature=kp
                                        This song was on the spacejam soundtrack, why?

Blowing Chunks 1258 reads
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Remember,  dropping off a thumper at 35000 ft existed before there was gravity.    

Gravity is everywhere and people falling from 35000 ft without a parachute tend to follow the laws of gravity religiously.  

Therefore,  gravity = religion.  Rof

JohnyComeAlready 898 reads
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What a moron, I can't even see "gravity"

 
Has it ever occurred to you that everything is made from the surface of the earth(the crust)?  

 
... it can't float away, yes my friend gravity is a hoax.

JohnyComeAlready 927 reads
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Posted By: Drunken Asian
Are you 100% certain?   Are lottery tickets fair?  
 What if lottery tickets didn't sell?  
 Remember,  lottery existed before there were lotto drawings .

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 1044 reads
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Crisis25 931 reads
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Non-stop for years or until I got sick of it. I'd probably take on a rotating slew of companions ala Doctor who.

JohnyComeAlready 1024 reads
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To go along with the generic automated questions.

Posted By: perfectstorm
Yep. You just need a folder of standard replies. :D

AS1 931 reads
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If I won that kind of money...you know what I'd do?

 

 
Two chicks at once, man!

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 854 reads
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GaGambler 886 reads
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being called "friends" with the Turdster that is. So yes, I would say it was definitely "called for" IMO. lol

Vivian Vanderbuilt See my TER Reviews 958 reads
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I'd help poorer family members get a start in life, travel the world, find new hobbies,  do volunteer work and quit all work for pay.

Posted By: Fridays117
I'm talking $200 million or more.    
 I'm betting most of the providers would quit (that's almost a given).  But would the rest of us go apeshit and get providers constantly, more expensive options, and/or become SD's?  
   
 Personally, I'd get divorced and give her half right off the bat.  Set up Foundations for the kids' futures.  I'd buy a nicer house, several nice cars and vacation homes scattered about the country and a few big apartment buildings to generate an income stream when the principle starts to run out.    
   
 Then I'd proceed to try to fuck every gold digger ever born.  I'd start out with a string of high priced courtesans for the first 6 months or so, before settling in to a Hugh Hefner type lifestyle.  While money can't buy happiness, it can sure as heck make being miserable comfortable.  

JohnyComeAlready 1082 reads
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I'm available.  

 
I think the odds of that taking place are greater than me winning the 200 million dollar lotto. :-D
Posted By: Vivian Vanderbuilt
I'd help poorer family members get a start in life, travel the world, find new hobbies,  do volunteer work and quit all work for pay.  
   
Posted By: Fridays117
I'm talking $200 million or more.    
  I'm betting most of the providers would quit (that's almost a given).  But would the rest of us go apeshit and get providers constantly, more expensive options, and/or become SD's?  
     
  Personally, I'd get divorced and give her half right off the bat.  Set up Foundations for the kids' futures.  I'd buy a nicer house, several nice cars and vacation homes scattered about the country and a few big apartment buildings to generate an income stream when the principle starts to run out.    
     
  Then I'd proceed to try to fuck every gold digger ever born.  I'd start out with a string of high priced courtesans for the first 6 months or so, before settling in to a Hugh Hefner type lifestyle.  While money can't buy happiness, it can sure as heck make being miserable comfortable.  

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 1070 reads
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Really, with 200m, I wouldn't be doing this. I guess just pay everything off, buy the car I've always wanted and a nice condo in Chicago, make sure everyone and everything is paid, set aside a hefty monthly budget, make sure I'm saving for retirement, and go back to school to get a degree, and get the job I really want, which is very hard to get.

 
Nothing fancy, except the car. Obviously, I have some people in my family that I'd want to get set up. I think, after taxes, I could do all of that. I don't think I wouldn't need to work the rest of my life, though. Life is about maximizing everything we have, even if it's a lot of money. I can't look around me, see the needs, and not help out family while I succeed. That's probably the worst thing someone can do.


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JohnyComeAlready 1008 reads
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I like familiarity but, winter weather sucks. You could always move closer to the equator, and stock up on sunscreen.

russbbj 89 Reviews 920 reads
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From mid May until mid September it's beautiful, but from mid September until mid May, GET OUT!

JohnyComeAlready 934 reads
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Baltimore has just as much nothing as Chicago has.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 1092 reads
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Dr Who revived 1013 reads
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The Hoff will sell you Kitt and then you can talk to it and ask all of your insipid questions....

And I'll bet that Kitt (the voice of William Daniels) will tell you how to get a gal to go on a date with you...and how to ask for CG from hookers...

Lastly I'm sure that Kitt will explain that there is no such thing as Aldo69.  But maybe you can explain it to all of us?

JohnyComeAlready 956 reads
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That thing is most likely common sense. Automobiles should either be...

 
a. Practical/utilitarian

b. Curvy/sexy

 

The pic of the car you posted is neither.

Gemma Coreana See my TER Reviews 703 reads
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JohnyComeAlready 834 reads
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Remember that the next time your date releases a SBD while DATY.  

 
Bwahahaha... t'was the stealth bomber.

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 945 reads
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And I guffawed half-chewed Crackling Oat Bran all over the carpet that I'd just had shampooed last week.

Fridays117 27 Reviews 1274 reads
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Hobbying at extreme levels can be expensive.   Along with traveling the world and vacationing... Well.  Forever.  If you want to live on just the interest without touching the principle ya gotta keep a trickle coming in.  apartment buildings where all you do is collect rent and hire a management company to keep abreast with repairs and problems is the easiest way to do that with practically no input nor work on your part.  it's how the rich get richer without trying and keep up lavish lifestyles.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 797 reads
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Blowing Chunks 1090 reads
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why should your issue be my issue? Why should your kleenex tissue be my tissue?  

Don't forget,  we can't see what goes on behind closed doors  
Therefore sex must not exist either.  

 What if adult videos didn't sell? Would we know sex ever existed?    

Don't forget,  xxx videos existed before sex existed.  :D

Blowing Chunks 901 reads
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He speaks a version of English where past present and future are reversed.  And nothing is ever fair.  Literally nothing is fair,  the more jca thinks about it: it all began from his post asking if sex is fair.  

Rofl

bobinga 8 Reviews 1070 reads
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Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 836 reads
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S - What
T - Is
E - Going
A - on  
L - with
T - you
H - two

?!?!?

RRO2610 51 Reviews 977 reads
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Well you said it! "Hobbying at extreme levels along with "traveling the world and vacationing...well. Forever" would take their toll on the "principle". But I mentioned 'occasional' hobbying, and with a much less mercenary segment of providers than the 10 - 10 Diva demographic. And I made NO mention of chronic "world travel". If I did do some traveling I'm sure I'd see all I wanted to before exceeding $2 million total in expenditures. That leaves 198 Million still in the cookie jar.  

 My point was/is as a single, mature man with no children I think it is obscene to want to make MORE money off a $200 million lotto pay-off simply to keep the "principle" untouched. If you're doing it to fund worthy charities, hospitals etc that is fine. But to build upon such a wealth just for the sake of avarice and conspicuous consumption is a vain "obscenity".      

 
Posted By: Fridays117
Hobbying at extreme levels can be expensive.   Along with traveling the world and vacationing... Well.  Forever.  If you want to live on just the interest without touching the principle ya gotta keep a trickle coming in.  apartment buildings where all you do is collect rent and hire a management company to keep abreast with repairs and problems is the easiest way to do that with practically no input nor work on your part.  it's how the rich get richer without trying and keep up lavish lifestyles.

Dave76015 38 Reviews 1014 reads
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so my ass wouldn't look so big, and make LR an offer for a VIP weekend at Jazzfest totally on the down low.  

Then I'd buy a small gated & guarded community so only providers could live there without worrying about prying eyes or being outed by neighbors.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 888 reads
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:D


END OF MESSAGE

Fridays117 27 Reviews 1271 reads
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OK, I'll concede that maybe it's a little greedy to spend it all on myself, but I did write that I'd set up Foundations to take care of my kids.  Since one of them has special needs, that Foundation would also be contributing towards research to cure his afflictions.  My revenue streams would also keep the Foundations afloat and keeping faith with the part of my family I care about.  In the overall scheme of things 200 million may seem like a lot but it's really easy to blow through money if you're not careful.  Especially if you are being obscenely hedonistic about your consumption.  But that's just a dream.  The reality might be different, who knows, I'm just talking out my ass here.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 1187 reads
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They got along well. Sadly no DP as I had anticipated. Maybe next time.

I did snap a picture... I say a ten in looks. He was a little tense, so I docked his performance a point.

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SuperBustyBlonde See my TER Reviews 953 reads
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I would quit, travel the world First Class all the way - give money to charity too of course.

 
I don't know if I'd ever buy property or not - good question because I love traveling and staying in First Class Hotels and high end rentals but the first 3 years I'd be on the road for certain.  What an adventure that would be

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