"Man hands" show up?

Loved the Seinfeld episode with the lighting....but have you ever found yourself with that woman who could crack the lobster?

Did you stay?

I thought I'd pick between the perfect lady I wanted, and the lady with the man hands because I knew you would laugh. She even had a hair coming right out of the middle of a freckle!

That's why I posted this OP.

Hey...sorry about that miscommunication and my surprise trip to Africa to see if I could replace Cecil the lion.

But glad my pilot was able to pick you and the other ladies up and fly you to meet me in Portland for that lobster.  And the gal with the man hands...certainly came in useful that evening.  BTW...where did she go so soon after dinner?  I didn't want her in the hot tub with us, but maybe you sent her out to chop some wood?

Or maybe she was out rebottling some wine? You'd be amazed what people will pay for  a bottle of cheap Merlot that's poured out of bottle with a Chateau Margaux label. I bet you a lot of your rich and famous clients would never know the difference either.

One of my older photos that has since been removed was so overly photoshopped that my hands looked HUGE compared to my body part they were resting on. I have tiny hands, feet, wrists and ankles... not much else lol. I've seen many pro massage artists with huge hands because of the specialized technique they provide. Strong hands are pretty much required and the bigger the better, especially for deep tissue I guess.

But they do look nice holding a martini glass

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She received the text right after dinner. One of her friends received a private message from a random reviewer asking if they could both go see her together. Her friend agreed, and ever since that I haven't seen her. Those giant crab legs . Oh goodness just thinking about it and I can't stop laughing. I would have never cracked those legs with these piano hands for sure!

I don't think asking a lady to chop wood is a nice way to make friends dear.

but she can also suck the claws off a lobster so I stayed.

I would not be too thrilled about hair on them, however.

You should see if Cait is available to give you that massage.

You two would get along real well.

Aahh!   She took off her shoes and it looked like two dead appendages from a zombie were grafted onto her.  WTF have you been doing to your feet that they malformed into THAT?!!  Were you born with club feet?

OK,  I don't have a foot fetish, but I have an ugly feet repulsion

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I knew one gal with troll feet. They were kind of cute once you got used to them.  

Another gal was a 5 foot tall spinner with size 12 feet.  She looked like she had been jumping out of planes without a parachute. We got along fabulously.

Is that a butter like substance between the toes?

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not unlike kneesiles which leaves one with deformed knees.  

As some of you might know, as a child I suffered from small cox.