Before heading out to an appointment, I would always count my cash, put it in the envelope, fold it in half and put the envelope in my back pocket. Well just before an appointment with a new girl with only one review (and that was a year old) I was doing the above procedure, but the slacks I was wearing that day had a narrow pocket, so I had to fold the envelope in thirds. Long story short, she was a real gem and I feel I owe it all to that 1/3 folding! I now consciously fold the envelope in thirds to keep my good luck alive.

Anyone else have a lucky routine or superstitious habit to keep you safe and happy during P4P?

Oh, I forgot the doll. First I chase the black cat around my back yard until it spooks a chicken. I take a feather from the chicken and boil it in a voodoo ritual. I take the feather and stab it into a doll. This insures a good time.  

Just kidding. I do none of that. Here is what I do. I do my homework before I book. I make sure I am very clean. I double check the pay before I leave. I leave early enough I can get there 15 minutes early and hang at a near by gas station buying me a water to drink and some gum. That is it. No magic folding envelopes or voodoo rituals.

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Maybe there is hope for you yet? lol

as for me, I think it's bad luck to be superstitious

I just like to make you scratch your head and question reality from time to time.

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I --knock wood-- have never been superstitious.

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Fuck you, you know how much I drink. I already have a tough enough time with reality. lol

Actually, where it comes to reality, I vote against it.

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OK, you've now got your routine down. So, tell us, has it worked?

You know I would never make a funny. It just isn't proper. I don't think you had enough to drink yet, if you think the original Droopy Dog wound make a funny. You have lost all sense of reality and are far too sober. Lucky for you I vote against reality too.

Witnesses give out for cover when I go to an appointment.  It serves the dual purpose of making me look harmless and also people tend to avoid me so as not to get into any kind of religious conversation.  I am Jewish so I think it's kind of funny.

And look for squad cars, vans  and anything that looks suspicious. Paid off once, there was a swat team gearing up behind the hotel. Got the fuck out of there

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I won't play on any day that does not end in a Y.
I don't play in any month with less than 28 days or more than 31.
I only play on even numbered and odd numbered days.
I only hobby when I'm home or when away from home.
The list is quite long.

Oh, and if you read this before sunset, Shabbat shalom.

They were expensive suede loafers, and one day I was with a gal giving her a massage on her massage table, and she let me come on her face.  My splooge ricocheted off of her face and landed right on my shoes.

I cleaned them up, but it left a stain which, even after several years, is still noticeable.  I usually wear them when I got out hobbying

and i will be til the day i die, god willing!

in case my regular one wears out!!

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Just in case she's "run out" of condoms, I bring one.  I also bring a non-latex, just in case she is "allergic" to latex.  

Doing your due diligence and screening the heck out of anyone you meet. Usually, that ensures I have a wonderful encounter. It goes both ways.

I will not see a provider that I have spotted pics of her wearing those cute little police outfits they wear for their pictures or if she has a badge or handcuffs on her outfit in the pics.

Don't care if they are obviously fake. Unless I spot the pics AFTER I have already seen her this practically guarantees I will not see a gal. lol.  Silly I know...