I can't believe some of the stories I've read here about dudes taking hours and hours getting ready.  Seriously guys, what are you doing?

I do shower, I do get the occasional nose hair or two, but I am not old enough yet for ear hair. Sorry, no bald spot, I only get a mani/pedi when I am with a woman, not in preparation to see one and yes I do down some Listerine. So I guess in my case, aside from driving time, about fifteen minutes of "preening" does it for me. I almost always reach my goal of being "not repulsive" maybe other guys have higher aspirations than you or me? Or perhaps you are correct and that's why these guys can't get laid more than once or twice a year.

A trip to the Department store for a nice new shirt and if I'm really trying to impress, maybe pick up a Victoria's Secret gift card.

I am still the undisputed # 1 Slobbyist.

Re: if i had to guess... this is the new bbfs persona . based purely on how he writes.

Might be (thought someone in another forum was possibly him). It's clear that TER Walt is lacking all the creativity of his namesake.

Really?

Not.

That some men take an excessive amount of time for preparation.  Twenty minutes is all it takes for me.  Additionally, I have items in my car such as a toothbrush and mouthwash in addition to condoms just in case.

I do a little man-scaping, make sure I have a fresh shave and haircut, and my clothes are freshly pressed and of course a shower within the hour.  I'm not into mani/pedi's, I think that that is rather feminine.  But I do try and ensure that my appearance is at it's best, after all we as clients we expect the provider to be at their best. I don't do this in a effort to make a provider fall for me or leave the game, I do it out of respect.

You are in charge of admissions at JDU.

Now please tell my gambling friend from Texas (via Georgia) that a man paying to have his nails done is very feminine. He is of a different mind.  

to the store without asking my Courtesan's permission first. I earn my man-card points for being best dressed.

I would think your bath, all that dressing, making sure you picked out the perfect 8 track tape and splashing on the Old Spice would take at least an hour.

You are the bottom, aren't you?

I do dream someday of being under my lady. And by the way, it's not her fault she was born with the wrong body part and I don't resent her not sharing it with me. For now, I worship her and am satisfied spending our 2-hour interludes giving a loving foot massage and painting her toenails so she is relaxed and beautiful for the rest of her day.

And TER doesn't like people having multiple handles.

And I think bbfs4ever has the #1 Slobbyist  all to himself. Walt has a ways to go on that front!

have time to get a mani/pedi and then fuck again before my two hours were up.

In charge of "admissions" or "emissions" at JDU?

I stop at the gas station men's room a few blocks from the incall, take a leak and check my underwear to make sure the fart I let loose in the car wasn't a shart,

2 minutes and 34 seconds take care of the whole thing

Those are only for work these days, or weddings, funerals, etc.

Here's another tale of that....

but I take care of personal hygiene all the time. Like, keeping nails trimmed and removing that wild nose hair, or keeping the jungle bush under control. Really, just letting it go until you have a date? Ick. Not even bothering for a date? Downright nasty.

you can have as many handles as there are IP addresses.. the entire cast of les miserables could post on the same thread if he wanted..

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Because I shaved and trimmed my nose hairs way earlier in the day, so by the time I have to "get ready," all I have to do is brush my teeth and jump in the shower.

it's not excessive.

Shower, shave, make sure the mouth is minty fresh, put on nice clothing (not expensive since most of the date is sans clothing), comb my hair. I figure she is going to look fabulous why should I not look fabulous in return. If you look like you are dressed for a suck for a buck crack whore, and smell like you spent the day shoveling cow shit, she would toss you or not even step into your hotel room. If you don't care about yourself, you probably don't care about her.

After reading some reviews, I thought I was WAAAY behind the curve.