pre-arteifact of next face that will appear on my radar. I don't know perhaps he's lawyer, or doing some important things in government... but for some reason i like lawyers, they are so cute, I never had bad lawyer in my life. Perhaps they are obedient so that law in the form of satan come to them in bites them for their balls? I don't know.
Now I am running.
He is the most must have reviewers. And how may we now them girls? Oh.... Girls, open your secrets. how do you go along JackDunphy? For me it seems a little boring. Xo
My Lawyer is not any better looking than I am. I've wanted to ask him quite a few times if he hobbies, because if not I know what kind of woman he can attract IRL. Poor bastard, well not really poor.
Not enough cement lol.
Seriously, some of my best friends are lawyers 
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Professional courtesy...
Two lawyers who'd formed a partnership were taking lunch out one day. Suddenly, one of them stood up from the table, put on his coat and said "I gotta get back to the office. I just remembered, I left the safe open..." The other lawyer says "whadaya worried about? We're both here."
A jetliner with 200 attorneys onboard has been hijacked. The hijackers have told authorities that unless their demands are met, they will release one attorney an hour.
A young new attorney at the firm and his mentor, a seasoned partner, are walking together when they meet a young hottie on the sidewalk. After they pass the young lawyer says "boy, I'd like to fuck her..." The older lawyer thinks for a moment and says "outta what?"
A: His partners.
They each have a 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.
lawyers nine feet deep instead of the customary six ?
because deep down, lawyers are really nice people
A: A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead
Agreed on so many levels...one of my favorites is The Devil's Advocate...Hotttt
when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
We all seem to love to poke the profession, but when the stakes are down, whom else are we going to turn to to save our asses?
Besides, of all the professions, lawyers do the most pro bono work of any of them, so give them a break.
Remember, I'm still not a lawyer.
Besides, these jokes are stale, and I know a much better one which I am not going to repeat here unless you twist my arm
A newly minted lawyer walked into his home and standing there was the devil himself.
The devil said he had a proposition for him:
He would make this new lawyer the most successful trial lawyer of all time. Not only that, but he would get an appointment to the Supreme Court by his fifties.
But, the devil continued, the cost would be high: He wanted not only the lawyer's soul, but the souls of all his children and his grandchildren.
"What say ye?" asked the devil.
The young lawyer thought for a moment and asked:
OK, but what's the catch
there is a Delta flight that has been over run by terrorists. Seems they have 100 lawyers on board.
When the FBI negotiators communicate with the terrorists and ask their conditions.
They reply;
"If you do not give us $10 million and safe passage to a destination of our choice, every hour on the hour, we will RELEASE one lawyer."
The FBI met the conditions of the terrorists, almost immediately!
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Trust me Mr Fisher, when stakes are down, we have no choice! If we could get away without hiring these snakes, we would! #justsayin
Besides, of all the professions, lawyers do the most pro bono work of any of them, so give them a break.
Remember, I'm still not a lawyer.
Besides, these jokes are stale, and I know a much better one which I am not going to repeat here unless you twist my arm.