I was in the supermarket today and a woman in line had a young baby with her. It was a slow line and we all got to talking about the weather, sports, etc. I mentioned that these kinds of afternoons make me yearn for Margaritas.
The young woman had just given birth a few weeks earlier and she had the figure of a model. I mean thinner than I look for in a lady anyway. She turned the topic towards her not drinking while she is breast feeding and the topic soon steered towards her nipples and the kung-fu grip of her young son's suckling suction.
It dawned on me that had I walked up to this woman any other time and start commenting on her nipples and if her breasts ached if not nursed on frequently, I would either be
slapped, beaten, shot or cuffed. But for the 5 minutes we were all standing there talking about her great figure, her breasts and the young man who visits them frequently (I do envy him!) it was ok.
There you have it class, today's lesson in Context-Based Morality.
-- Modified on 2/13/2004 6:40:14 AM
I used to drive a cab years ago and one thing I found interesting was that women would start sexual conversations with me and reveal the most intimate details of their sex lives
Think about it...they are sitting in a vehicle with a strange man...often times late at night or early morning(dark anyway) and they'd be coming home from being with their boyfriend and they'd tell me they just had their first anal experience...one girl told me she had just been date raped(drugged)...even more remarkable was if there were more than one female who were riding together...they'd get to comparing men(who was bigger..lasted longer...best technique) in excruciating detail
One other bunch of women would do this too...providers...I'd take a lady back from an appointment and she'd give me a blow by blow account of the session she was coming home from...keep that in mind guys if you ever wonder if the ladies ever talk about what you did together
This wasn't just me...cab drivers share stories among themselves of entertaining fares and this phenomenon was common with us all
Some of these same women might meet a guy in a bar and with whom there was a good chance they were going to be in bed with before the night was over and they wouldn't be as revealing to HIM as they might with the taxi driver on her way home
That was one of the few good things about that job but I never understood why it was so commonplace