Who do you think would be in the final 3.....and who would YOU vote as the sole Survivor and winner?

Dr Who
GaGambler
Inicky46
JackDunphy
Courtney.Ova
hotplants
Tobi Telford
hbyist+truth=;

Preferably one who wants to bang me at least three times per week.

The girls are tough to choose from tho. I hope I'm not the winner, because I'd have to find a tribe of both sexes so I don't get lonely.

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But then I am a strong proponent of keeping ratings high....and having hot gals in bikini's is good for ratings.

Also...I think I'd be able to beat you both at the final vote.

Remember...this is all about the money  LOL

That would cut down the competition of a threesome with Tobi and HT.  

Of course I would have to get Julia's permission for HT to be involved as HT gets her marching orders from her

Final 3

GaGambler
Inicky46
Hbbyist+truth=;(

Winner

Probably Hbbyist+truth=;(

She's smart.  She's opinionated and she knows how to play the game and get PAID for it.  Plus, she seems more mercenary than the other gals mentioned above. (No offense H+T).

The other 2 would make it to the finals on popularity, laid back attitude and knowledge of the game.

Just my humble opinion as a reader/observer of the GD board

I know most of you are saying to yourself... what else is new?  

I've never watched the show and don't know the rules... but I assume it relates to depending on yourself and your ingenuity to survive...  

First let me say that all of the contestants are very worthy competitors.  But in my opinion, I think the top 3 would be GaGambler, Dr Who, and hbyist+truth=;( with hbyist+truth=;( being the winner.  

Disclaimer: I think this is a foolish competition, because in real life, if a bunch of people were stranded together, they would hopefully band together to survive, not compete with each other.

Here's how I see it playing out:

Dr. Who - OUT. He'll assume that he has it all figured out and that will get him blindsided. See JD's post above.
Dunphy - OUT. He's the alpha dog who's only in it for himself. Voted out early.
hotplants - OUT. The guys will gang up on her and vote her out early.
Courtney - OUT. She's too sweet and open with her intentions.
GaG and Nicky - last of the guys standing, I'm guessing that GaG may be the more resilient one, but the ladies will vote him out unless he can secure immunity.
Tobi and H+T - last of the girls standing, as Friday said, H+T may have the competitive advantage as I don't see Tobi gunning hard for the win.

And the prior competitors voted out included the likes of...

Rod
Taylor
JLS
WickedBrut

 
No surprise those players didn't stick around long.

 

For strictly prurient interests I'd vote for Tobi.

You have to create alliances....yet knowing that ultimately you'll have to roll over on some of them.

I enjoy watching those types of dynamics as it pits so many human elements together that the ultimate winner (typically out of 16-20 players) has to understand their surroundings.

The problem with h+t winning this (out of the final 8) would depend strongly on who she was able to successfully maintain an alliance with...and ultimately betray them.  Heck...that's the whole premise of the game.

Which is why I said I'd want to take Tobi and Courtney to a final 3....lovely to look at as well.  The problem with h+t is that she looks unfuckingbelieveable in a bikini as well  

And some of those players are still around. Maybe all of them. Some with different handles, some with aliases, ahem, and some that don't dare ever post here anymore.  

Some even hide on the NB and occasionally pop up in the Carolinas. Lol.

I didn't see it coming and had this in my pocke

I'm seeing the following:

Doc
Tobi
GaGambler

Gambler would then go off combing the island for women and casinos, and be quickly out of the picture.  

Doc, I don't know if you're within Tobi's age parameters but here are the two endgame scenarios- if you are not, then you win as Tobi will be too distraught over being done in by her own rules; she'll take out a one bedroom apartment on the south side of the island, get a cat, and just sit on furniture with plastic seat covers staring out the window awaiting Gambler's return until she loses all interest in life and takes up knitting, never to be heard from again.

If you are within Tobi's age parameters then I see a black widow thing happening and you're toast - Tobi wins.

Maybe I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing.

*rubs hands together*
*spots the toughest man and butters him up*

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Not to worry.  I have a feeling doc intends for everyone to get a trophy regardless of the outcome

You made it into the top 8... If we're going to have another competition... I vote for a wet T shirt contest.

Jack is the first to go. Ten minutes after arriving on the island Jack solicits Tobi for a $20 HJ. Though disgusted, Tobi goes along and as soon as Jack pulls his shorts down Tobi whips out her stiletto (no her shoes) and castrates him.  The producers call for a medevac and Jack is gone.

GaG is the next to go. Within three hours he has assessed the situation and figures the over/under on a woman making the finals. After deducing one will, and all of the johns will vote with their little heads instead of their big heads, he realizes he has no chance of winning. Before leaving though, he gets a quick BJ from Tobi who has begun hallucinating due to dehydration and thinks he is Johnny Depp.  

Next comes Nicky. By this time Courtney and Tobi have heated things up because of Tobi's raging ladyboner. They form their own secret alliance and entice HP and HT to get rid of him while Doc is preoccupied with Macdaddy's sudden, unexpected appearance. Courtney goes along begrudgingly because she is mesmerized by Tobi's ladyboner, but nevertheless has regrets because she sincerely likes everyone and wishes they could all just stay together on the island happily ever after.  .

HP and HT are the next to go. After dealing with Macdaddy, Doc returns to find Nicky gone and Courtney and Tobi firmly in control. Doc sends a covert, completely disrespectful message to HP and HT (ed. note: Sorry Doc, I had to do it), who go BSC all over the island. Courtney is aghast, and immediately tells Tobi HT and HP have breached the serenity of the island and need to be expelled. Tobi doesn't really care, but goes along because she's really digging Courtney's attention. All the much more once she realized Mr. Depp was nowhere to be found.  

Next comes Courtney. By this time Doc has figured out Tobi's the one who castrated Jack. He doesn't say anything because he's scared shitless of her; plus he figures she can still be useful in somehow advancing his cause. Anyway, Courtney wakes up one morning and sees Doc, Tobi, and Nicky talking around the fire and gets the word she's been expelled. How did Nicky reappear? Fuck, Nicky is omnipresent, you can never get rid of him. Plus, he had GaG give the producers the scoop on that week's NFL games and they cleaned up.

So, for what it's worth, that is how I see the final three being played out based solely on Board presence. My final vote has already been revealed in my prior post.  

 

 
 

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You pervs would be scrambling to trade immunity for poon tang, and we'd all be smart enough to accept it.

The winner would probably end up being Courtney. She's so sweet that no one would form an alliance against her.  

I wouldn't last a day as I could never roll over on those I've created an alliance with, that is, unless they did something to dissolve said alliance. I guess this is a case of keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

So when your allies turn on you, you're good to go!
 

 
Pfffft, not me, man. I'd eat everyone. Well, maybe not GaG, since I'd just be hungry again in an hour AAAAAAHAHAHAHA

Fine...tells me all I really needed to know.

FWIW rarely does the all-girl or all-guy alliance work.

Now I'll have to flip on you and go with Jack and Courtney.

The tribe has spoken  

I'm still awaiting another one - 'ehem'.

A third from Dr. Who would be means to retire lol.

I'd win in the 'smaller big boobs' section for sure.

I don't know, I've seen otherwise lol...

I'd be willing to barter with guys for hunting and picking coconuts.. -- Modified on 10/25/2014 3:05:17 PM

Her physical condition gives her a serious advantage to begin with, but she's also an excellent game player. I'd form an alliance against her immediately by convincing the other players that she's the toughest competition.

This board is corrupting you sweetie. And that's a good thing.

Welcome to the wonderful, liberating world of the non PCers!!!!!!

And playing to get me out for sure....not remembering that GaG is just rolling along and not pissing anyone off.

I'd be wondering if Nick, Courtney and GaG hadn't put something together to pick you, me and h+t off one by one.

But assuming h+t was still around when down to only 5 of "us"...she's got to go.

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stuck in close proximity for now 21+ days...no showers, little food.

Just how PC do you think things would really be?

Those two would get drunk and wander off within a couple of hours.  

Within hours I would have her in a collar and leash to start my training of her.

Of course I would have to deal with hotplants and her thrice daily yapping about how men and women are exactly the same.  

I'd also have to keep her away from Tobi's fine ass as that would be all mine.

The rest of y'all can gtfo.

And in this game that would mean getting her food, water and shelter.

So while you're out doing that to protect Tobi...h+t, myself and Courtney would be plotting to vote your ass out at next tribal.

Better win that next immunity challenge  

Tough game this is  LOL

Come to think of it, you'd probably vote yourself off once hotplants and I start hanging out. There'd be a LOT of feminist theory discussion. You wouldn't be able to hang.

You will have a HUGE target on your back...or tits...maybe your pussy as well.

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If so, I'm out.

But you won't need his help in another week of competition.

That last week when we're down to just 5 of us gets really tough....but food and shelter isn't a problem at that point of the game.

And better keep an eye on Courtney...she's not pissed anyone off.  Makes her a real threat to actually win this fucking game  LOL

Started in college...learned how to sleep with my eyes open.

Later on I took accelerated classes on how to actually have that "I'm so interested" look on my face.

I might even be able to get in the discussion if we were going to discuss homosexuality.  Feminism....well, I'll do my best.

Oh...and Jack can't vote himself out.  Just the way the rules are...sorry  LOL

If you can fake sincerity the possibilities are limitless

Maybe you are not familiar with my posts. Lol. Or my new alias. Roflmao.

As for Courtney, my eyes will be firmly planted on her tits.

So as for your statement that "Jack is fool enough"...maybe you have me confused with Another John?

And if you think I am leaving that island with blue balls and me not slamming Mary Ann and Ginger, you got the wrong Gilligan.

I'll leave Lovie (hotplants) for the Doctor to do as he wishes. Lol

I would need to work on some other things tho...but I'd still win lol

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At least no one remembers that I've pissed them off... RTW and I were allies in the beginning of the season, remember? He happened to pass me this device upon his departure...

Muahahahaha...

 

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They can be mistaken for coconuts

(. )( .)

No shock there  

Now don't you have to get some water and fish for your alliance?

h+t and myself are getting concerned where Nick and GaG are.  I think Tobi is right...they just got drunk and lost.

GaG is hiding under his bed and Nick is still trying to answer my....er...AJ's question about your disrespectful behavior to the hookers here lol.

P just left for his greeter position at Walmart. So I hear. Lol

You and the gals are in charge of the beaver and cooter.

Since hotplants is confused, we'll take her with us. She can help with the nuts. Lol

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That's what you say right before you throw her under the bus! lmao

I mean, do you think either of us are dumb enough to get stuck on a fucking island with only one or two women?  Especially when we can perch at the pool bar of the Cocal surrounded by 80 insanely hot chicas to choose from.

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1) I'm flattered Doc thought to include me but,
2) Let me quote the famous Civil War Gen. William Tecumseh Sherman who, when it was suggested he might be drafted to run for President said, "If nominated I will not run.  If elected, I will not serve." In other words, no fucking way would I even play this dumb-assed game.  Why?
3) As hot as I find Tobi and Courtney, no fucking way will I be stranded on an island with very few women when I could be in Jaco surrounded by dozens of them.  Sure, I'd have to pay for it but, hell, it only costs $100 and, to me, variety is more important than money.
Pura Vida, peras.

No one told me Rod and Fungus would be there too!

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Courtney.Ova, Tobi Telford, and hbyist+truth=;.  The guys would be so busy viewing these ladies that they wouldn't be able to focus on the challenges.  All three ladies have great "game" but Tobi would win because the other 2 would have pissed off too many jury members to gather enough votes to win.

Sidebar:  If these were the final 8, Dr. who would be voted off next since he is so stuck on himself.  How do you spell blindside?

Lots of johnnyboys here are into that.

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(in your sundress and combat boots!)

But Inicky called it, after I had fucked all four of the ladies in return for my promise to vote the guys off the island, I would simply wander off as Tobi mentioned, but like Inicky said, it would be to a place with a LOT more than four women.

In p4p that happens.

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I am not sure whether to be proud or ashamed to have so many people picking me to end up in the final three. I do know one thing though, soon as the hot girls are gone, so am I. What good is a million bucks if I have to be stuck on an island with the likes of you three fucker? Not to mention that with Hotplants on the island instead of four girls for the four of us to share, it would actually be five of us, competing for the three of them, and if Tobi decides to finally hook up with H+T, then it will be five of us all chasing "Court". So I guess Courtney will be the winner after all. lmao

Fuck, what a depressing scenario, I think I'll get my drunk ass voted off right now. lol

Naw. Only if you want to eat ...

and they all had real piña coladas and lived happily ever after ... da end.

Can you imagine Nick and I stuck on an island with just one girl on it, or even worse, stuck with either Jack or DrWho???

I would vote myself off the damn island if that were to happen. lol

and if by "wander off" you mean head somewhere with more women? Yes, you are right on the money. lol

H+t=;( is genius, and GaGambler is one funny guy, Courtney is a bad bish I hearts, but Tobi has me heart.